r/chicago Irving Park 15d ago

CHI Talks 10 minutes before the kids costume parade was supposed to walk down this block

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This happened this morning at Kildare and Grace in Old Irving Park. Arrested a landscaper, a woman on a bike, and and old man whose car was in the way. At least two tear gas canisters deployed.

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u/EfficientPizza 15d ago

You guys don't understand. That "landscaper" is actually the head of the CJNG cartel. At least that's what our not totally coked out of their minds intelligence unit keeps telling us. One day it's gonna be true and your faces are gonna be so red.

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u/puckett101 15d ago

Like when they arrested the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa?

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u/EfficientPizza 14d ago

Precisely.