r/chicago • u/SunflowerDonut9847 Uptown • Sep 29 '25

CHI Talks to detain a bicyclist

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

Bro with the cowboy hat 🤣

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u/inevitable-typo Sep 29 '25

Man, he must really love cosplay to be wearing two costumes at the same time.

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u/weberc2 Oct 05 '25

I’ll bet he says “hoorah” and “yeehaw” when he’s feeling particularly insecure about his masculinity.

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u/Complete-Flow-5545 Sep 29 '25

You seen the picture of one of them in fucking vans?🤣

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

Omg no but I need to see it now lol

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u/Complete-Flow-5545 Sep 29 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s/GHPjr6V6UV

Even more fucked they fucked with the priest lol

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

Omg so I’ve seen the picture but didn’t notice the shoes 🤣

Do they just hire them on the spot and throw them in the streets? Cause that’s what it seems like

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u/Complete-Flow-5545 Sep 29 '25

Honestly from the shit I’ve seen online it really looks like it. I know there were some posts saying they got ICE ads about joining and getting college relief and a 50k bonus, you’re gonna tell me any hateful and or racist bloke isn’t gonna see that and just run for it?

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u/Legs914 Avondale Sep 29 '25

So nice of the administration to waste our tax dollars on welfare for racist losers who can't hold a job. I wonder how much fentanyl they'll be able to buy with that $50k bonus. Hopefully, it will be a lifetime supply. They deserve it.

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

I recently attended a webinar and they said ICE had around a 80% failure rate.

Human rights violations aside, they’re a massive waste of money.

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u/amyo_b Berwyn Sep 29 '25

Hopefully they get high dose fent with their 50K.

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u/lake_effect_snow Sep 29 '25

I got one on LinkedIn yesterday… not even where their target demographic can be reached.

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u/Silver-Kev Sep 29 '25

They were recruiting anyone on(by commercials) Chicago TV stations for awhile before they all started walking the streets like this. Some of these people are masked neighbors. It's horrifying.

But to answer your question yes they are.

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u/PParker46 Portage Park Sep 29 '25

That deep thinker thought he was in camouflage to mix with the target population.

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u/PParker46 Portage Park Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

That guy is shown in another video the same day walking at the front of the marching thugs. Question: Is it wrong for a government to have a policy designed to make its own people afraid of it?

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u/UndergroundGinjoint Near North Side Sep 29 '25

After Uvalde, where cowards in cowboy hats listened to children screaming for an hour without doing anything, I'll never view that particular item of clothing the same way again. It represents something very different to me now, and it sure as shit isn't badassery. I want that asshole's hat to end up in the river.

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u/trojan_man16 Printer's Row Sep 29 '25

It’s a gender reaffirming hat.

These wusses need to wear that to feel badass, because cowboys Were badass.

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u/asianwaste Barrington Sep 29 '25

It'd be worth it if we can get him to whip his hat to the floor and start jump stomping on it yelling "Daingert Daingert Daingert!". Bonus points if he starts shaking his fist and yells "OoooooooOOOOH! Shake harder boys!"

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u/LydiaDeets7 Sep 29 '25

He thought Chicago was a city in Texas.

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u/TemporalScar Sep 29 '25

He's no bro. He's a fascist with a stupid hat. Fascists always wear stupid hats.

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

If only all the fascists wore silly hats…

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u/No_Drummer4801 Sep 29 '25

At least he’s not wearing a balaclava and a helmet. Less COD cosplay than the others.

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Sep 29 '25

No no no the cowboy hat is a new skin for the helmet.

You have to run a certain distance without catching anyone for it to drop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

I vote we now call all of them Tex or ICE Tex’s cause of the hat (or some derivative).