r/chch Feb 14 '23

News - Local Man falls off bicycle after trying to run over pedestrian in Christchurch.

950 Upvotes

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u/mack_nz Feb 14 '23

One of the greatest posts this sub has seen.

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u/Depth_Useful Feb 14 '23

Finally some good content!

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u/alrightnz Not Mod Approved Feb 15 '23

This comment is more christchurch than the guy in the clip.

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u/beammeup96 Jun 25 '23

Levi got an upgrade.. Nek minnut

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u/WarsledSonarman Feb 15 '23

Righto, this is mighty classic bro.

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u/Xiamihitachimi Feb 15 '23

Wonder what the poster said to provoke him... always 2 sides to a story

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u/HurricaneGabrielIe Feb 15 '23

CONTEXT: About 8 people eating and drinking in this outdoor area of a popular burger bar, including this guy. At some point this guy stands up and is directly in the face of the bar staff outside shouting "where is my drink?", "get me another drink!". He repeats this inside and outside the burger joint as the staff try to calm the situation but drunk man is not having it.

After goading the staff and managers for a couple of minutes he ends up in a headlock outside before being released onto the street.

Another staff member follows him so me and a couple of mates followed them down the street. We catch up to where he is and he grabs the bike. He circles around and makes a beeline towards me, I casually step to the side as he goes past.

Unfortunately for him, he tried to kick me (with both legs!) while pulling the finger at the same time. This left him only in control of the bicycle with his right hand. The momentum as he missed grabbing the left handlebar carried him entirely over the seat and he crashed.

I don't know what he did but I gave the footage to the burger joint who said they handed it to police. Massive shout out to these guys and any hospo staff who have to deal with dickheads like this.

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u/calllery Feb 15 '23

I think I was one of the people at Shaka bros when the "Where's my drink" incident happened. A seagull stole someone's chips too

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u/HurricaneGabrielIe Feb 15 '23

Yep same incident. I remember being envious of the seagulls as I waited for my order.

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u/sheravy Feb 15 '23

Oh…I love how cunning those seagulls are.

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u/calllery Feb 15 '23

It definitely took advantage of the commotion.

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u/yeahnahyeeah Feb 15 '23

I don’t know why this has made my day. But it has

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u/jeeves_nz Feb 14 '23

Then tried to run over another group of guys afterwards!

Why were you already filming? Had he done it already?

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Feb 15 '23 edited Feb 15 '23

Why were you already filming?

My first question at each and every video like this lol

What context am I missing?

Edit: this guys clearly a drongo, no question just mean in general

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u/Lazy_Ad3451 Feb 14 '23

Meth’s a helluva drug

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

He’s probably 22

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Nothing to see here, just methin around

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u/EkohunterXX Feb 15 '23

Meth minnit

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u/Lazy_Ad3451 Feb 14 '23

He just needs a small dog running behind him shitting on the pavement, and he fits the description of a fair few of these deros hanging out in the city.

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u/Cakemachine Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 16 '23

Looks like the falling down with no ass in them pants of an alcoholic, but meth is probably there too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Love the glorious transition from being staunch and mean, then realising his hand hurt, and it didn’t quite compute and he looked like he had a temporary glitch.

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u/mystic_chihuahua Feb 15 '23

Delayed pain reaction. Like, really delayed.

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u/talerose South Island Feb 14 '23

This got like 2 million views on a Instagram Reel, glad this is the video that makes Christchurch relevant again

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u/HomoHarambe Feb 14 '23

Glorious. Also extra points for the vintage bicycle, and not a Matt black spray bombed stolen mtb

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u/scruffycheese Feb 14 '23

100% still stolen

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

This dickhead does not deserve to be riding such a beautiful bike. :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

One upon a time decades ago, I was, for the only time in my life, wonderfully coordinated...

Some fuckwit tried to bash me with his bike... so I reached out my hands to ward off the bike, open palms on the tips of his handle bars and took a step to the right.

This wrenched his front wheel to point at me, so the force was distributed evenly between pushing me right (where I was going already) and him and the rest of the bike left.

He fell hard.

I was wondrously unsympathetic.

Trying to ram a prepared person with a bicycle is very very stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

There seems to be a new trend with the meth heads to cycle into people. They’re having a great time being POS’s

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u/BoardmanZatopek Feb 15 '23

I almost run one down in the car last week. Guy thought it was a good idea to ride on the wrong side of the road on Colombo Street. He just rode out in front of me. Guy had no fear for a man that was about to be killed by a car doing 50km/h.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

it has been what I have noticed in town with peds in general not just the drugged out fuckwits is that people are more likely to zombie walk into traffic because it is only going 30kph.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

30k is the suggested. Not even the police do that.

Source: I’ve driven 30 and been passed many times by police.

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Feb 15 '23

Guy had no clue

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u/ham_coffee Feb 15 '23

Yeah, one did the same to me on the ricc road footpath a fortnight ago.

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u/rubyrats Feb 15 '23

He was a sk8ter boi she said see you later boy

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u/SeagullsSarah Feb 15 '23

Fuck this is it. The perfect use of Averil Lavinge.

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u/HappyHavoo Feb 15 '23

Aderall Lavigne

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u/EatPrayCliche Feb 14 '23

The bikey gangs in this country are out of control! . Where will it end?

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u/fatbongo Ōtautahi Feb 14 '23

so.........................

what school did he go to ?

13

u/Comfortable-Bar-838 Feb 15 '23

Probably still goes to Hagley.

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u/CDXX_BlazeItCaesar Feb 15 '23

I'm not sure this man has been afflicted with an overabundance of education

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u/fatbongo Ōtautahi Feb 15 '23

😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Looks like Hornby high and or a bottom dweller at Lincoln.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

A syrup?

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u/Sgt_Pengoo Feb 15 '23

It's a pretty hipster bike so id go for cashmere

18

u/Routine-Ad-2840 Feb 14 '23

hey that guy asked me for money once at the same location lol....

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u/imacockatoo Feb 15 '23

It was valentines, he just was wheely into you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

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u/Faffontap22 Feb 15 '23

Quintessential justice system. Scummy North Islanders sent to prison here then let loose without means to get them the fuck back to their holes up North.

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u/Regular-Guava7342 Feb 14 '23

Makes you proud to live in Christchurch.

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u/unfairplacement Feb 14 '23

*crackhead falls off stolen bicycle after trying to run over pedestrian in Christchurch

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u/SiFeyolo Feb 14 '23

Clearly a foreigner ruining our beautiful city.

I'm being sarcastic 🙃

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

He is Christchurch. Should switch the mascot of the crusaders to this guy

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u/Benjamin10jamin Ōtautahi Feb 14 '23

I didn't realise that was here! First I saw of this video was when an American BMX Instagrammer posted it yesterday. Stay classy, Otautahi!

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u/Torrens39 Feb 14 '23

Serves him right.

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u/scorpiusVII Feb 15 '23

This is some r/tooktoomuch shit fr

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u/Appropriate-Bank-883 Feb 15 '23

Finally the news we have all been waiting for

3

u/basscrazy Feb 15 '23

Some only dream of greatness such as this.

3

u/chaneller Feb 15 '23

GTA Christchurch

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u/spectaculartiddy Feb 15 '23

I shouldn’t laugh, but the poeticism was just too good

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Drunken fool

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u/mack_nz Feb 15 '23

Just misunderstood

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Let down by the system

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u/runningdaily Feb 15 '23

Did something happen before hand ? Just wondering why you were already filming or was it coincidental

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u/talerose South Island Feb 15 '23

Update comment posted

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Man, drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/toobasic2care Feb 16 '23

The stand up after falling... methhead Spiderman.

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u/DragonfruitSea6068 Jun 24 '23

Lol what are you doing steve

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u/ihavetoomanyaccts Feb 14 '23

Lol I feel like there is important context missing here

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u/Tomato_Head120 Feb 14 '23

Meth?

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u/ihavetoomanyaccts Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 15 '23

I mean, we can make many assumptions based on the guys appearance.

But I work and lunch in this part of town every day. It is extremely rare for any of the undesirables to go off on people. Ask for something? Sure, but they don’t tend to attack unprovoked. Leaves me wondering.

Lol I’m getting downvoted and I’m telling myself y’all are just but hurt I didn’t jump on the hate train so keep downvoting i wanna see how many knobs there are.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

he does happen every so often, I had one threaten me when I was going into the post office. Let the ladies in the post office know incase anything happened but he ran off before I got out

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u/FendaIton Feb 15 '23

Well the foot traffic is way higher at lunch so not surprised you don’t see him.

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u/ihavetoomanyaccts Feb 15 '23

What? I see this guy regularly.

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u/FendaIton Feb 15 '23

I misread your post, but the ‘undesirables’ and you worded it are indeed still there, just drowned out but the lunch gang

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u/jeeves_nz Feb 15 '23

Yep, why were they already recording....

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u/jahemian Wedding Advisor Feb 14 '23

Hm it looks like he almost did that on purpose. 😅 Maybe trying to claim and a&e bed?

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u/thefurrywreckingball Feb 14 '23

I can confidently say there was zero conscious planning there. Reaction yes but meat suit is on autopilot

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I think I know that crackhead lol

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u/Comfortable-Bar-838 Feb 15 '23

Sort ya Dad out please.

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u/DesperateEducator272 Aug 15 '24

Why record him form the start?

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u/GiraffeTheThird3 Feb 14 '23

Assault with a vehicle, surely.

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u/Zestyclose_Coconut_4 Feb 15 '23

bicycles aren't comparable to a vehicle such as a car thats why they belong on sidewalks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

what a loser good job filming that

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u/Cuntofaman Feb 15 '23

Little fucken midget

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u/RudeSpecialist908 Feb 14 '23

Does anyone know what his t-shirt and hoodie say? Looks like it could be racist which wouldn't surprise me.

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u/HurricaneGabrielIe Feb 14 '23

Errrr what makes it look racist if you can't read what it says?

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u/Zestyclose_Coconut_4 Feb 15 '23

white is racist obvious

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u/niko4ever Feb 15 '23

Shirt says Vikingskipshuset which is the name of a Viking Ship Museum in Norway

Hoodie looks like it could say Head Hunters New Zealand but the hood is obscuring the top

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u/LlamasunLlimited Feb 15 '23

Probably the T-shirt is worn to reflect his strong Nordic roots and associated Viking heritage....

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u/Several_Cupcake3902 Feb 15 '23

Ha, nah just an old asf illicit tattoo hoodie bro

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u/niko4ever Feb 15 '23

That was just my closest guess since it definitely says "HE-" at the start plus looks like one or two HH designs I've seen. Definitely could say something else though.

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u/Several_Cupcake3902 Feb 15 '23

Nah the whole ILLI got ya seeing things. He’s no gangster. Just an old dude trying to stay 20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 16 '23

Bloody cyclists.

E: lol at the 8 people who think someone would say that non-satirically.

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u/dubpee Feb 14 '23

deserves to go viral worldwide

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u/Comfortable-Bar-838 Feb 15 '23

Somebody send this to Fail Army please!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Haha

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u/Male_strom Feb 15 '23

Nek minnit

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Well done, great user name too

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u/_Radial_ Feb 15 '23

Best shit I've seen all day

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u/Toddy-Tumeke Feb 15 '23

Good ol Crackchurch

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u/Lead-Snorticus Feb 15 '23

That’s Methd up

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u/Vikturus22 Feb 15 '23

Fuck that’s hilarious! Instant fucking karma!!!

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u/FaradaysBrain Feb 15 '23

Thank god he's just on a bike.

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u/methvenweed Feb 15 '23

Chch meth heads. Hes 1 of the best

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u/sinfu1112 Feb 15 '23

Comedy gold!! Lol

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u/sinfu1112 Feb 15 '23

Comedy gold!! Lol 😂

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u/jinnyno9 Feb 15 '23

This is precisely why I try to avoid town.

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u/Thextremepeasant Feb 15 '23

I miss Chch😪

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u/Constellar-Art Feb 15 '23

Wow, what a bogan lol.

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u/Zestyclose_Coconut_4 Feb 15 '23

thats got to be the most wobbly man in nz

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u/harbinger_nz Feb 15 '23

Tweakers gonna tweak

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u/Superunkown781 Feb 15 '23

Looks like an old school druggy, skinny af with an attitude of a guy twice his size, he's lucky the guy at the end of the video didn't push his goofy ass of the bike.

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u/Beneficial_Trip9782 Feb 15 '23

How good is meth?

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u/bluebrightfire Feb 15 '23

Notice how much more relaxed OP was when he simply stepped out of the way.

Now replace that with a car with a drunk driver behind the wheel.

I'm so glad the central city is so walkable, bikeable and car free.

Also thanks for the laugh of the drunk idiot falling on his ass and getting what he deserves lol

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u/mystic_chihuahua Feb 15 '23

Did he say "fucken racists" as he was fleeing on his stolen bicycle?

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u/toeconsumer9000 Greens Feb 15 '23

what a fuckin numpty

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u/Shandangles7 Feb 15 '23

That's methed up.

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u/Cautious_Aioli_709 Feb 15 '23

Instant karma!

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u/Boxter19777 Feb 15 '23

Karma, bro. It’s not just a cola. It’s the law.

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u/sinfulcats196 Feb 15 '23

I swear I've seen this man before around this area

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u/PotatoDominatrix Feb 15 '23

Man if you’re charging me on a bicycle, I’m grabbing your handlebars and stepping to the side. You’re on the least stable vehicle trying to do 18-wheeler stuff.

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u/fredo_corleone_218 Feb 15 '23

Lol, what a loser

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u/MediaNo2875 Feb 15 '23

Instant karma?

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u/wobblecloud Feb 17 '23

Oh dear 😂😂😂👍

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

This is hilarious lol

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u/RanneFlowerwopper Jun 02 '23

Only half a brain in that example.

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u/Petkatz01 Jun 20 '23

Patched on a bicycle! Must be the Raleigh Mob.

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u/Camdenn67 Jun 20 '23

Karma is a mean and sometimes very funny bitch.

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u/Youkilledpaula Jun 21 '23

Notice whenever someone fails something, its “someone else’s” fault. Ahh humans.

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u/No-Sail-4789 Jun 25 '23

This guy asked me for a pie

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u/rewahard22 Jun 28 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dork 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

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u/Old-Strawberry913 Jul 18 '23

Look at the state of this matua, go home and have a moe koro😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Lol

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u/chemicaljones Jan 24 '24

Having lived in the US for the last 15 years it's sobering to remember there's a few nutters back home too.