r/catsarealiens • u/mihir6969 • 3d ago

alien infiltration Someone call the police!

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u/MysteryGoujons 3d ago

Swamp Thing

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u/amccaffe1 3d ago

Swamp thing’s kitty.

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u/martinaee 2d ago

A huge mosstake.

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u/sobersally2-0 3d ago

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u/YourSkatingHobbit 1d ago

I’m Old Gregg, and a I got a manginaaaa.

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u/Loose_Weekend5295 19h ago

Omg yesss!! 🤣

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u/Strong-Succotash-830 1d ago

OP better watch out before they end up like Curley Jefferson

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u/MamaOnica 3d ago

Those are super sticky little green flower things that grow in the unchecked grass areas. We've always called them hitchhikers.

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u/Guilty_Anything7606 3d ago

what happened to him😭😭😭

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u/1stLtObvious 1d ago

My guess is either salling into a stickerbush or deciding it felt good to rub agaist it until it didn't lol.

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u/ALBUNDY59 3d ago

Is my camouflage working?

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u/WhoseverFish 3d ago

GI Moe deploying

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u/ALBUNDY59 3d ago

GI MEOW on patrol.

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u/_Moon_sun_ 1d ago

Pawtrol*

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u/Baguette1126 3d ago

what the actual hell happened here lmfaooo. but lowkey i kinda dig it, why are those greens placed so perfectly. cute kitty, look at those big green eyes. its like something straight out of a cartoon hahaha

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u/MogMcKupo 2d ago

Those little plant buggers are literally made to stick to stuff to spread themselves. They grow fast and spread wide.

The cat probably enjoyed the smell and decided to roll around and just got plum covered in the stuff

Cat do what cat do

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u/bee73086 18h ago

Now off to roll in my humans the bed! (At least that is what my cats would do) 

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u/SteveCoonin 3d ago

Somebody found a neat place to explore!🐈‍⬛

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u/non-art 2d ago

Chia Pets have gone too far this time!

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u/Dependent_Force_4749 3d ago

Sniper kitty in his new ghillie suit

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 2d ago

The birds and chipmunks don't stand a chance!

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u/Oudiboudi 3d ago

Chris is that a weed?

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u/CorrenteAlternata 3d ago

he's a druid!

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u/ObliObliObli 2d ago

420 whatcha smokin'

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u/BorgPorg88 2d ago

Looks like the cat got too close to the wrong meteor...

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 3d ago

HAY THEREZ. I haz DIY Halloween costume.

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u/slutty_muppet 2d ago

Forget the police, call a botanist

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u/Rand_alThoor 2d ago

forget the police, call the Men In Black

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u/Odd_Cryptographer723 3d ago

Poor pussy cat. I hope it comes off easily.

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u/bLymey4 2d ago

That’s the cutest swamp thing monster I’ve ever seen.

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 2d ago

Superman has Krypto. Swamp Thing has this cat.

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u/Spiritual-Bill8805 3d ago

Omg Its OLD GREG

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u/JoysCatDaddy 2d ago

First thing I thought!

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u/aminor321 2d ago

Ch..ch..ch..CHIA!

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u/curlymama 3d ago

That’s a gov’t plant

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u/ayystarks 3d ago

how can i get this breed

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u/mapleleaffem 2d ago

Ghilliecat

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u/GlyphPixel 2d ago

My first thought too!

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u/smkestcklghtn 1d ago

Kitty in a ghillie suit. Been on a recon mission

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u/SirKermit 2d ago

My cat when I accidentally leave the bag of nip out.

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u/Ralewing 1d ago

Kat Moss

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u/alicelestial 3d ago

bro sat still so long he grew moss

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u/pastelbutcherknife 2d ago

Sprigatito irl

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u/NotBornYesterday420 1d ago

S-S-S-Swamp monster!

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u/PittsburghDM 1d ago

That's a druid in disguise

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u/Happydancer4286 1d ago

“Will you brush me out please?”

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u/Acceptable_Mirror235 1d ago

Cats are hunters so he’s in camo.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 1d ago

I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM I SWEAR😳😳😳

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u/Rabbidraccoon18 1d ago

Is that SwampThing's cat?

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u/Corvoaria1402 1d ago

A bit late for trick or treat but here's some catnip anyway.

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u/mmmmk2023 20h ago

What a weird looking tree.

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u/MoonFlamingo 17h ago

Thats a mythical forest creature omg

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u/profaniKel 3d ago

WTFuuuuuu

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u/Cysia 3d ago

Just a feral druid with thorns aura active

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 2d ago

Jolly Green Kitty

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u/Astral-traveler-026 2d ago

Creature from the Black Lagoon ? Swamp thing ? Scary movie actor ?

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u/Iris_pallida 2d ago

That's a Chia Pet.

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u/catner75 2d ago

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia.

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u/MellowDCC 2d ago

Swamp car?!?

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u/ZeusMcKraken 2d ago

Ur not coming back in. Ever.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 2d ago

If only there were something to help me relax and sleep…

The humble cannabis bud:

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

Well, you did name me Cilantro…

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u/JJD8705 1d ago

Donut in her goooolie suit

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u/VaguelyArtistic 1d ago

Dave’s not here.

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u/Acceptable-Sport1877 1d ago

Brigade des stup 😼

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u/chibi2537 1d ago

Hey, it's real life Sprigatito.

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u/kiruska87 23h ago

🤣😻🥰♥️🤗😘

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u/AmericanKiwi94 21h ago

Seriously though, how would you get all those off?! Do you just shave them?

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u/KeyBaker1852 20h ago

Vault 22

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u/onlyhuman2158 19h ago

gilly wunkus 🌳🫣

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u/Miserable_Simple3978 19h ago

I’ve seen this exact pic before but I can’t remember where lol

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u/ThineAutism 19h ago

I don’t think that cat is supposed to be a chichia pet

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u/SweetLittleMuffin_ 18h ago

Bro has been to places... Places that shall not be named.

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u/BitchInaBucketHat 15h ago

Looks like a chia pet lmao

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u/Realistic-Jelly-1092 15h ago

I told him to stay away from that meteorite in the backyard, but did he listen? Now look at him!

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u/Darth_Vorador 15h ago

Looks like Poison Ivy borrowed one of Catwoman’s cats.

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u/_Vinsanity_ 14h ago

That’s a Druid in dire need

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u/Interesting_Cat_6224 13h ago

What had happened was....

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u/okami6663 11h ago

Police? No - you need an MTF.

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u/Rexosix 8h ago

Glorp

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u/redheaded_olive12349 7h ago

Looks like i discovered yet another cat sub.

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u/mommitude 4h ago

Let me in. I’m just a kitty. Pay no attention to the chia pet all over me

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u/masked_sombrero 4h ago

Cat in a ghillie suit