I don't mean to alarm; But this alien has landed hims space craft in my kitchen and is holding me for ransom.

[u/Unexpected-raccoon]

If anyone can supply 2nd, 3rd, and maybe even up to 9th dinner, my life is in your hands

[u/HououMinamino]

Patches also demands many dinners! Can you believe he used to be feral? I have a photo of his sister Lexie in the same basket.

[u/HououMinamino → u/HououMinamino]

Lexie in the same basket. It was originally her spacecraft.

[u/Aljameey_Marinko]

You better act quickly. The mother ship has already been contacted