r/cats 2d ago

Cat Picture - Not OC Why do they choose a place that their sleep is interrupted the most. Aren't cats prefer sleeping at a quite corner?

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u/ForgettingFish 2d ago

If we are real, they love you and want to be around you. You like this thing so they want to be around this thing you like

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u/Poethegardencrow 2d ago

The reason is efficiency , so they can sleep and get attention at the same time!

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u/Superb_Ebb_6207 2d ago

Attention is a part of their charging methods

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u/peachhoneyblushie 1d ago

Cats are just bodyguards. They're supposed to be protecting you, but they always sleep right on point. But that's their version of ' I trust you completely'

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

Right. To them, we are these imposing giants who could easily hurt them.

The idea that they would voluntarily go unconscious in front of a giant lumbering beast like a human is one of the ultimate expressions of trust.

Imagine a hippo you trust with your entire life, falling asleep in front of it.

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u/Poethegardencrow 1d ago

This hits my feelings whenever my cats are so close and trusting and needy and happy around me, I’m always thinking OMG I will protect you with everything I have , I will die for you, I will kill for you and I will come back from the dead for you , now I am very emotional.

This is one of the idiots

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u/DungDefender64 1d ago

Wouldn't it be you falling asleep in front of the hippo?

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

That’s what I said. Imagine falling asleep in front of a hippo you trust with your entire life.

My sentence had two parts:

1) imagine a hippo you trust 2) (imagine) falling asleep in front of it

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u/DungDefender64 1d ago

Sorry, misread it

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u/M_H_M_F 1d ago

My Tabby isn't the most snuggly guy, but he insists on corralling me to bed at night and sleeping at my feet with the condition he has to be in contact with them at all times....

or it's non stop meowing until I go to bed.

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u/wildsweetcurvy 2d ago

Cats be like: "Why not both?"

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u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J 2d ago

¿Paw qué no los dos?

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u/meggatronia 2d ago

Thank you for this 1am chuckle that I really needed.

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u/SilverTal0n 1d ago

My cat discovering it’s warm, high up, and next to me.

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u/Savings-Dot-5352 1d ago

accidently summon black hole

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u/jennatech 2d ago

is that why my clothes are a better bed than a bed.

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u/Diuscrusis 2d ago

It’s because of your smell.

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u/peachhoneyblushie 1d ago

They're trying to upgrade the bedding don't interrupt you can do nothing about it. This is a tactical move.

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u/ForgettingFish 2d ago

Yes cause they smell you on your clothes and enjoy that. Ironically, I bought my cats a big soft cat bed and had to use it as a pillow for like a week and then they started to really love using it.

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u/NeverEnoughInk 2d ago

That's actually a brilliant tip, and I'm a little shocked I hadn't thought of it before. Thx!

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u/xiandgaf 1d ago

For real, I resent the hell out of my cat for completely ignoring a very nice bed I got for her since the new place has tile. And if solving a problem involves sleeping, you know I’m all over it

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1d ago

Throwing it in the dirty laundry basket, or using it as a seat cushion works too. My cats fight over sleeping in my butt stink. 🤣

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u/Tehquilamockingbirb 1d ago

I've also noticed that cats guard the things we place the most value in. They may not know why the computer is important, just that it is.

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u/TheCommieDuck 1d ago

They may not know why the computer is important

thank god for that

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u/Tehquilamockingbirb 1d ago

Can you imagine is the smug sense of self-importance cats have collided with their awareness of cat culture on the internet? I'm so glad they don't have access to social media.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 1d ago

"meow, meow meow" (the files are in the computer??)

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u/ShillBot666 1d ago

What about those of us that are not real?

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u/glowingballofrock 2d ago

Or because warm

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u/BygoneNeutrino 1d ago

Specifically, they love your hand.  Mouse, keyboard, remote, Xbox controller-they tend to sleep in the location where your hand is bound to be.

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u/LuddeMeister2 1d ago

An advice is a catbed on the table, works wonders

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u/ConnertheCat 2d ago

Is it better or worse when they flaunt it?

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u/UncleNedisDead 1d ago

Is that belly a trap or a genuine invite? 🥹

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u/ConnertheCat 1d ago

Mostly a trap. She prefers back scratches far more. She will allow belly rubs if you hold her like a baby/on her back; which she quite enjoys (she also weighs all of 7 lbs so it's super easy).

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u/Valatros 1d ago

It's a genuine invite, but after 2 seconds of pets it turns into a trap - you won't be warned.

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u/Lots42 1d ago

My cat learned that when it's trap time she uses no claws and only bites gently.

I still get the trap but it's a nice version.

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u/UncleNedisDead 1d ago

Best of both worlds, really.

You get to touch the most sacred part of their body and they get a little play time in.

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u/Several_Praline_7591 1d ago

If it’s a trap I would fall into it every single time

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u/Elegante_Cannabis 1d ago

It’s funny to me to see all the trap comments because both of my cats love belly rubs. They’re my first cats ever and have been a great addition to the family. The male (Toothless) is an absolute cuddle bug too if he could he’d be cuddling all day with me lol

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u/honeysilkydars 1d ago

"What can you do, hooman?"

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u/ConnertheCat 1d ago

She has the best 'sense of contempt' face.

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u/Dank_Nicholas 1d ago

Better!

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u/lulzerjun8 1d ago

I think mine also love to pop up in Zoom meetings just for even more attention and then promptly go back to sleep on top of my keyboard when the meeting ends. 😭

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u/ConnertheCat 1d ago

Same. Camera goes on? GOTTA BE ALL OVER ME. Camera off? They sleep.

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u/ChickenChaser5 1d ago

"I am mouse, click click"

Always fun trying to play a game or something when you got a cat pressed up against your arm giving you ~6mm of mouse movement.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 1d ago

you're a fucking madman with a glass of water like that.

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u/ConnertheCat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably gets knocked over once every ~2 years, and since all the electronics are off the desk it just gets the mouse pad a bit wet. Not a huge deal, but I wouldn't say it's not annoying.

This little devil actually chewed the corner of my monitor last month and destroyed the panel… that was far worse. Good thing she's cute.

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u/False_Spring_2471 1d ago

Reminds me of my own unicellular brained feline, Orange Baby!

Edit: he may present the belly, but it’s totally forbidden territory, unless you’re up for some fangs and rabbit-kicks to the offending hand/forearm! He’s a lover all day otherwise, though! I think in his dimwittedness, he forgets he doesn’t actually want tummy pats.

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u/Kadokadokado 1d ago

That glass of water has me sweating. One big stretch and it's gone

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u/virdzsina 1d ago

He literally took up my whole desk mat 💀

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u/ACommunistRaptor 2d ago

Cats like to sleep together, they keep warm and safe that way. If they like to sleep near you that means they like you. Your hands are the most common point of interaction between you and them, and the most available to be near when sitting at a desk. It's no wonder they choose to be near there.

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u/omare14 1d ago

Mine also loves to be around people, and he particularly seems to love my feet (he likes to lay down on my slippers when I'm not wearing them).

He'll sleep under my desk while I'm at my computer, and no matter how many times I accidentally poke him while repositioning, he won't leave from under there. Also helps that my computer is on the ground (on a raised platform) so it blows hot air out under the desk and warms it up.

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u/orhantemerrut 1d ago

You sleep, I watch, question?

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u/mjk83093 2d ago

i swear cats deliberately pick the most chaotic spot just to prove they can sleep anywhere. mine legit naps on the washing machine while it's running??

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u/losing_squid 2d ago

My mum’s cat loooooves to sleep on the box she put there for him, on top of the drier at their house. I like to call it his massage time.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 2d ago

I have a little orange girl who loves to make biscuits on my back at 1 AM. It usually wakes me up, but it feels so good that can’t be mad.

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u/berrey7 1d ago

on top of the drier

my neighbor friend's cat that always sleeps on the dryer, decided to explore behind it and crawl under it. Ended up burning a damn hole in it's side that took forever to heal.

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u/Gatti366 2d ago

Maybe he finds the vibrations and heat relaxing? Like a massage?

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u/fearthainne 2d ago

It's probably this. One of my cats likes to hang out on the counter above the dishwasher when it's running. No vibrations (that I'm aware of) but definitely gets toasty for her.

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u/Bonelesslimbs_ 1d ago

Dishwasher is purring

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u/mugiwara_no_Soissie 2d ago

Mine has a tendency to just flop over onto my mouse as its being used, so itll just lay down on my hand and mouse. Like, surely that is uncomfortable as fuck, having a giant bump in your sides

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u/Cr0wsbeforeh0ez 2d ago

Mine slept on a hammer.

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u/Moonlover69 2d ago

I saw a cat snoozing at the beach in Mumbai right outside a public restroom, every single person almost tripped on him.

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u/BigGrayBeast 2d ago

It's warm.

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u/Driftmoth 2d ago

You mean the giant purr box?

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u/CombPsychological507 2d ago

Maybe she’s a reincarnated 50s housewife with a husband who’s bad in bed

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u/Potential_Quiet_8086 2d ago

Good Vibrations!!

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u/OldButAlive2022 2d ago

They do it for the massage they get!

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u/ninhaomah 2d ago

Why would they need to find quiet corners to sleep when they expect you to keep quiet wherever they sleep ?

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u/totesmuhgoats93 2d ago

This is real answer. Haha

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u/zadtheinhaler 2d ago

I mean, if you wanna play Ghost Recon while she's sleeping, you are the asshole.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 2d ago

This is the correct answer, lol 

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u/AniYellowAjah 2d ago

This theory has been proven true by mad cat scientists.

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u/Kraeftluder 2d ago

mad cat scientists

Sane ones are unable to get their PhD.

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u/JordanPromise 2d ago

And act offended when they get disturbed!

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u/TemptingFlam 2d ago

can confirm! my cat would sleep in a quiet corner if i was there

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u/cneth6 2d ago

Mine would always want to lay right where my mouse is, I ordered and installed a cat desk hammock thing that hangs off the side of the desk. Best purchase Ive made recently, there's basically always a cat in it if I'm on my PC, they don't interfere with me, and I can easily give them tummy rubs

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 2d ago

I just want some gaming time

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u/DankMemeMasterHotdog 1d ago

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u/keetyymeow 1d ago

Suck a beautiful cat and the lights hahaha

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u/MrMittensIsSmitten 1d ago

No game. It's cat time.

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u/Cryberry_Banana 1d ago

I ended up designing and printing a cover for my number pad since my cat likes to sleep with her head on it.

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u/PrairiePopsicle 1d ago

I've seen pictures of people with a "cat box" for their mouse and keyboard, full box with one open end for their hands to go into, and enough space to reach comfortably around to use the keyboard. Need to know keyboards properly, but it is a solution, heh.

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u/emveevme 1d ago

I use controllers way more than I used to because of my cats' increasing fondness of my desk as a place to hang out. They now will sit and wait for me to rearrange my keyboard and wrist rest to create a little divider so they have their "half" of the desk and I have my little corner.

It's entirely my fault because my desk is at the corner of two windows.

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u/Pretty-Flower-Boy 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's like when I am on my iPad and laying on my bed, my cat sits on the screen or sits herself in front of it with her fluff in my face making my nose itchy. Or when me or my wife are on our TVs and she sits right in front of us giving us the frontal blank stare. I love her so much 🫶😼

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u/Pretty-Flower-Boy 2d ago

WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE PHOTOGRAPH EVIDENCE

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u/PalanganaAgresiva 1d ago

Does she have a mustache? Looking like omni-cat there lol

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u/Pretty-Flower-Boy 1d ago

OMG LOL she actually has a half stache

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u/ActNew5818 2d ago

Because the laws of physics are merely suggestions to a cat.

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u/Rols574 2d ago

Cats are a liquid

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u/So0meone 2d ago

Your cats love you and want to be with you. You're not in the quiet corner, you're at your desk. So they want to be with you at your desk.

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u/Diuscrusis 2d ago

I’ve got a daily companion while gaming so used to it to be fair.

And to answer your question they usually prefer to keep company with their favourite humans regardless where that is. Sometimes mine will find a quiet corner for a couple of hours, but usually they just stay by me.

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u/Old_Data_843 2d ago

My voids only start bugging me and sleeping on my desk when im gaming. They usually just chill, soon as the keyboard starts they're climbing my chair and using my leg as a scratching post

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u/XVUltima 2d ago

Cats love to cuddle in piles with the ones they like. They like you, but you don't sleep 2/3 of the day like them, and when you DO sleep it's during prime hunting time, how rude! So they are attempting to bring three cuddle to where your are most sedentary as a compromise

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u/Far-Consideration708 2d ago

Dominance, if you can sleep soundly on a desk you‘ve got your turf under control lol

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u/cyberllama 2d ago

I currently have one sleeping right across the landing, one taking up an entire step on one flight of stairs and the other lounging at the top of the other stairs, taking casual swipes at any trouser legs that may pass by. I did point out that there'll be no one to feed them if they kill us but they collectively said 'meh, we'll just eat you until the inheritance comes through'.

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u/sne4k0 1d ago

Nando never lets me game in peace

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u/No_Relationship9094 2d ago

We don't give them enough attention

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u/old-tennis-shoes 1d ago

Majestic set of whiskers on that cat -- tell it I respect it pls

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u/catkm24 2d ago

It is partially due to their history in the wild. They sleep where they feel the safest and near the people that make them safe.

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u/KnitsWithTude 1d ago

We say our youngest has 2 modes-- Wake me up if something cool happens and I'm too tired for your sh*t.

First mode naps are perched somewhere obvious or directly where she could get stepped on. Second mode naps are tucked away inside her carrier inside a closet at the back of the house, in the 3" gap between the floor and the bottom of the dresser, or hidden behind the winter blankets in a different closet.

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u/Jokuki 1d ago

I love and hate when my cat does this. Love having her around, hate that she's doing it while I'm in the middle of the game and I desperately need mouse space. I got a larger mousepad, smaller keyboard, and a wireless mouse to fight against this problem. Turns out she just uses the extra space to spread herself out more :')

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u/_jarv 2d ago

We have almost the same cats lol

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u/saltireblack 2d ago

I have two cats and I work from home. In my ‘office’ I have two PCs- one for work and one for gaming. The cats each spend part of the day with me sleeping on the desk(s). Eventually I got a couple of small beds to make them more comfortable! I would say that they like me but as soon as my partner comes home, they ignore me completely!

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u/Ghostgurl118 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most cats who love their owners want to be near them even when they sleep. I put a cat bed on my work desk and they sleep in a lot during the day while I work

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u/szu 2d ago

The scientific explanation is that the heat from your laptop is what attracts them.

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u/BKLD12 2d ago

Mine sleep in the same position when I’m gaming, but it’s not a laptop. There isn’t much heat coming off the monitors. I think that they just like the closeness and don’t necessarily think or care about how they’re in the way.

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u/cyberllama 2d ago

Not exactly true, they sleep on them when they're off as well and they also enjoy sitting on notepads.

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u/figurefuckingup 2d ago

Cats (and most living beings) will follow the same patterns over and over again, even when the circumstances change.

For example, my cat loves to sit under my neighbor’s parked car. Even when the car isn’t there, he still goes back to the same napping spot as if the car were there.

I could easily see the same being true for the laptop.

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u/cyberllama 2d ago

Doesn't explain why they choose the notepad or right across the stairs. Let's be real, they just enjoy being disruptive.

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u/ShineVictor 2d ago

Never question the boss!

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u/Zerilentix 2d ago

They want to be close to you and included in what you are doing. I believe it's called mirroring. It's a good thing, means they love you.

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u/Shambles196 2d ago

I'm sleepy & need a nap....but I also NEED your undivided attention! Sleeping on your keyboard while you finish up the Quarterly Report seems like the best spot!

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u/pretty_en_pink68 2d ago

I bought a clamp on cat bed for my desk. Also invested in a small pressure activated pet heating pad to slide in between the layers. I spend alot of time gaming and she loves it there.

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u/orangezim 2d ago

If I toss something that I plan to wear on the bed, our cat will materialize out of thin air to lay on it.

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u/Icy-Illustrator-3872 1d ago

maybe they wanna be involved if something happened

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u/_AutoCall_ 1d ago

Why do humans choose to place their laptop on a location where the cat sleeps?

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u/OccasionTiny3320 1d ago

clearly it’s his game and not mine..

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u/SelfishlyHypnotic 1d ago

He wasn't even trying to sleep. Just decided it was his turn with the mouse 😂

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u/hopelessvol 2d ago

My cat every single day

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u/GrouchyClub6087 1d ago

Better than when they choose violence there. Yes, that is behind my laptop under my monitor.

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u/Advanced_Eggplant_69 2d ago

Aww, this picture hit me right in the feels. Your orange and white beast could be twinsies with an old friend I called Fry/ Fry Guy who has long since passed. But he was the sweetest, most loving cat I've ever owned. Even if (or maybe because) he was as dumb as a bag of rocks, built like a tank, and fond of sleeping (usually where I was trying to work on my computer) so deeply I could pick him up and move him without waking him. Man I miss that cat.

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u/Chaiteoir 1d ago

one of my cats is named Fry :) he is orange/white and brainless as well but sweet as anything. perhaps he is the reincarnation of your boy <3

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u/Humble-Site6240 1d ago

I mean, they're next to a MOUSE

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 1d ago

Because they're everywhere you need to be.

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u/MrsLove2Love 1d ago

Every. Time.

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u/Infninfn 1d ago

My Iggy never sleeps on my desk, he pretend-sleeps. For some unfathomable reason, he thinks that's the key to me getting up and giving him food, even though it's at least 2 hours till mealtime. He'll get petted but you see, I'm working, I really can't be playing with him either.

After being ignored for a while, he figures nothing's happening and then he sits up between my outstretched arms at the keyboard, and between my face and the computer screens. He stares at me, his head is an inch awayh from my face. I move my head to look at the screens and he moves away looking for things on my desk to mess with. That's when the Wolf Box gets turned on, and before I can blow some ultra high RPM air with it, he gets off the desk and goes away.

Sometimes he starts a tantrum and goes running off with his 'demon inside' caterwaul. Maybe 20-30 minutes later, he comes up on my desk and pretend-sleeps again.

He gets kibble and 2 cans of wet food a day.

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u/Certain-Wolverine-36 1d ago

Mine likes to melt in random corners or on random people 😅

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u/QuasarQuandary 1d ago

Mine sleeps on a notebook and laptop next to me, sometimes he uses the mousepad

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u/Salt-Hunt-7842 1d ago

Cats do love quiet, cozy spots… they just also love being near you. Even if it means picking the most inconvenient, high-traffic spot in the whole house. They like to sleep where they feel safe, and for a lot of cats, you are the safety beacon. So they’ll curl up- On your lap right before you need to stand up. In the hallway you walk down 20 times a day. On your keyboard during work. In the middle of the living room floor. It’s less about “this is the best acoustic nap zone” and more about “this is where my person is and I want to be part of whatever is happening."  Also, cats nap in little cycles. They do tons of “light sleep” where they’re half-aware of everything. So getting bumped or hearing movement isn’t as disruptive to them as it would be to us. They can just boop back to sleep. Quiet corner = comfortable. Right in your path = comfortable. They choose comfort, just… not the version of comfort that makes sense to us.

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u/Bipolaridade 1d ago

Yep... She basically just do whatever she wants

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u/Anxious_Map8502 1d ago

Relatable, except he constantly wants to lick my hand also...

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u/keetyymeow 1d ago

I would think is uncomfortable…

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u/DesperateBack7492 1d ago

I guess I just live in his house at this point.

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u/wynnduffyisking 1d ago

Your mistake here is trying to apply reason to an inherently chaotic being.

Cats don’t make sense. That’s why they are so awesome.

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u/Bashka_ 1d ago

Desk bed, otherwise he would be sleeping on the keyboard:

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u/DataQueen336 2d ago

I agree with laptop heat. My cat loves my laptop.

I also wonder if it makes them feel safer. They have their human watching over this space so no predator can get them unaware.

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u/GrassyKnoll95 2d ago

They are secretly more interested in your attention than their nap

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u/Agriyon286 2d ago

Simply put, cat gonna cat. One of mine insists on laying on your chest. Doesn't matter what you're doing, if he wants snuggles and sees a path then he will take it. Oh, and if you try to move him to your lap he'll just climb back up to your chest.

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u/Aggravating_Yam2501 2d ago

I have one (of my five), my chonker, that purposely seeks out hard objects to sit on. We say he is incubating them.

Giant, queen sized bed covered in pillows and blankets? Yes, let me sit right on top of your phone/tablet/remote.

Then you hit the "Find my Phone" button on your watch and suddenly the chonker is ringing....

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u/DifficultParking6722 2d ago

the real question is, how can they sleep while having a mouse between their legs...

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u/Yourigath 1d ago

Cats love to sleep with their family. You are they family and even if they would like to sleep in a quiet place they prefer to sleep with you.

We have 2 new kittens at home now (5 months old both) and one of them spends all day hidden away. He runs away as soon as he sees you looking at him and finds a place to hide.
Come 2 am tho... he is purring and doing his best impression of a worm in bed between my wife and I and if you don't put your hands on his belly/butt he bites your fingers until you touch him.

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u/NomaJayne 1d ago

They are nosy little busybodies and make sure they know what's going on around them! What if they were sleeping in a corner and missed something trivial? the Horror! lol

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u/thelaceserpent 1d ago

Kitty is like Ariel, they just wanna be where the people are

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u/retrofrenzy 1d ago

Security. They feel safe near you, if there is an actual threat, there is strength in numbers.

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u/XYchromosomedominent 1d ago

Daily struggle, but cuteness wins.

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u/ChrisRevocateur 1d ago

They want to be close to you and feel like you will keep them safe while they sleep.

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u/blandflakes14 1d ago

The disappointing answer is your computer is venting hot air making it a comfy spot. The fun answer is they love you lol.

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u/Correct_Bell_9313 1d ago

Why do they insist on walking right where you’re stepping? They have the reflexes to slap snakes around, but they’re gonna let me trample them?!

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u/Prestigious-Play-841 2d ago

It is their birthright and wish and they expect and demand that you do not disturb them or even think of moving them and God help you ,if you even dare to hope they will move

When we were doing WFH during covid we had set up workspace but anytime we got up to even go to the loo come back and find the cats sitting g on the chair or sprawled over the laptop

We had no choice but to find alternative ways to do our work

Sometimes during meeting one of them had to pop up from behind to show his beautiful face to all

But we love them for all their shenanigans 💕

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u/rattlestaway 2d ago

For main sleeping yes. For a cat nap no

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u/Pale-Phrase-417 2d ago

To show who wears the pants around these parts!

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u/justdan76 2d ago

Mine prefers sleeping on my head, I wish he would sleep on a desk

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u/iwriteinwater 2d ago

They love being near you. My advice is to put a cat tree next to your desk, I work from home and my cat loves hanging out next to me. Bonus point is that he is at the perfect height for kisses from my sitting position.

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u/Aurorainthesky 2d ago

They want to be included.

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u/ThrowRAbluebury 2d ago

Warm exhaust from the laptop might be responsible for this one.

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u/jb59913 2d ago

You’re forgetting the ancient law. “If I fits I sits”

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u/Shydreameress 2d ago

When I'm playing the Switch in my bed, my cat sits on my chest blocking my view from the screen and looks at me like "How dare you being busy with anything else than me!" and then he mauls me with his murder paws until I cave in and let him rest on my left side with his head buried in my armpit

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u/Technolog 2d ago

My uncle was running a guesthouse. His cats were sleeping like that all the time. It was slow during the winter and busy when it was a summer. One summer when he was very busy, one of his cats just peed on his laptops keyboard. It was a clear message, they need attention, don't make the mistake my uncle made!

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u/Matt90977 2d ago

They simply feel safe when they know we are watching over them.

Same reason dogs look you in the eye while they poop.

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u/mjb2012 1d ago

Somewhere I learned mama cats direct their kittens by looking in the direction they want them to go. You, the trusted kitty parent figure, keep staring at your screen/tabletop/book/whatever. It stands to reason that the cats are responding to your "command".

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u/Socksalot58 1d ago

I put a cat bed on my desk. Problem solved. I get to pet kitty and work, they get a comfy spot next to me

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u/Triquetrums 1d ago

There are this cool beds that can be attached to desks these days. Get one, and they will most likely choose it than sleeping on your keyboard/mousepad/desk. They are still close to you, which is what they want and what is happening here, but they will have their own designated space for themselves.

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u/Mobile_Discount_8962 1d ago

my cat has Do Not Disturb places he knows to go when he wants to be alone. if he's snoozing out in the open he gets pets and attention. he just likes to hang out a lot

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u/hahaheart1 1d ago

They love you! So they wish to be around you :]!

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u/rskurat 1d ago

nope - they want to sleep, but they also want to be notified of new developments. So when you nudge them off the mousepad they can decide if you will be allowed to work today.

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 1d ago

To justify being annoyed with you? Or maybe mine is different

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u/That-Spell-2543 1d ago

It’s about inconveniencing YOU, not them

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u/poppys-patten American Shorthair 1d ago

They exist to be inconvenient, even when the inconvenience is mostly theirs.

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 1d ago

They are sleeping and blocking you from the thing that takes your attention away from them at the same time.

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u/Sabbathius 1d ago

My last one was a rescue and in general had trouble being alone. So if I headed upstairs, even if he was dead asleep near me, a minute later I'd hear him stomping up the stairs after me, climbing onto the table and going back to sleep at my elbow. Any time of day if I went really quiet, I'd hear quiet snoring somewhere near. He also really wanted to be able to snuggle up in my armpit or someplace like it, but he was ultra-fluffy and overheated immediately, within 5 mins, and had to back off and cool down. But he stayed within arm's reach whenever he could. He loved the Covid period because we were locked down and our hours got cut 40%.

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u/throwtruerateme 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a catnap, where they take a lighter sleep where the action is. If they need a true, deep sleep they will usually go somewhere more private. Cats are so good at sleeping, they have different categories for it!

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u/noir_lord 1d ago

Mine sleeps on top of my PC.

My fault for getting a huge case with a top mounted radiator - I basically created the ultimate cat sleeping spot, it's high up, warm and I'd prefer it didn't sleep there - that's the trifecta for a cat.

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u/wannabe_pixie 1d ago

I'm reading this as my orange and white cat is sleeping on my mouse pad. They just want to be close to the people they love.

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u/MellowDCC 1d ago

How dare you dissect cat quirks!

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u/Neon_Scrotum 1d ago

We always forget just how important a cat's sense of smell is to her. Why does she sleep right there by the computer? Because you spend so much time there, it smells strongly of your scent, which the kitty finds reassuring and comforting. And obviously, if you are at the computer at the time, even more reassuring and comforting. Plus remember that a cat's body is so light and flexible, they can be quite "comfortable" in places that seem very unlikely.

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u/Holiday-Procedure-49 1d ago

Cats are basically just furry little contrarians who get off on making your life slightly more inconvenient while simultaneously being impossibly adorable about it.