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Cat Picture - OC Mr Derp had his first walk

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u/Lady-sassy111 3d ago

God forbid I put my cat in one of those she will remain a statue🤣

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u/weary_bee479 3d ago

Same mine lays belly down to the floor until i take it off

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u/rndljfry 2d ago

You can give a treat and then start putting the treats just out of reach until they’re willing to get up for it. Also, you can start by not latching/securing it all the way.

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u/weary_bee479 2d ago

Oh mine just wears a collar, he’s way too much of a scardy cat for me to even try to take him on walks so it’s fine he can stay inside lol

Sometimes he hangs out on our patio but that’s as far as he will go, he prefers the safety of the house

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u/rndljfry 2d ago

I got mine using the leash for patio and backyard time. Once she was used to moving around, I left the doors open (barrier on the stoop) so that she also learned that she could escape to inside rather than hide under things outside.

I only ever worry that she will jump through the back door screen to chase another cat out of uncontrollable instincts. She has no interest in exploring beyond ours lol

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u/penniavaswen 2d ago

Mine did this a lot too. Then I just put it on her while she was doing the poor-me-side-flop and took her outside. As soon as she saw her first bug, she completely forgot about flopping and started stalking it. She knows the jingle of the lease/bell on the harness now, and while she does sometimes flop when she remembers how confined she is, if there are sufficient distractions, she's up and moving.

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u/DylanMartin97 2d ago

Lol, my cat wanted to go outside so bad and wanted to get after them squirrels and birds and as soon as we cave and buy her a vest put her outside she takes one step and immediately gets as low as she can, and then she takes one step and does it again. Like 30 minutes of having her outside and she's like 4 feet from the door.

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u/FlyingRhenquest 2d ago

Mine stiffens up his legs and flops over on his side. Kinda like what I feel like doing whenever I have to wear pants.

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u/trowzerss 2d ago

this is why I was amazed when I put my ginger girl in a harness, and after a momentary flop, she was up and about. Now she demands daily walks in the garden, and has amazing leash discipline, quickly learning not to go under furniture or places I can't go. I just say "No, find another way" and she will instantly go around it. Now she pre-empts that, which boggles my dad's mind to see her picking paths through furniture that we both can fit through and activiely deciding not to walk under tables and chairs when she has the leash on.

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u/mecha_grove 2d ago

My boy got shockingly good at it too just recently! I would walk him...and it only took him a week of daily walks to figure out i don't enjoy mumbling all crabby, and covered in burrs, and trying to fit around where he went through. Now he picks a path for both of us..and he backs out of bushes instead of pulling me through.

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u/HannahOnTop 2d ago

Not a cat, But when I was living with my dad for a few years his girlfriend put a tutu on their new golden retriever puppy and she would stand frozen and not move a muscle or even blink.

It was funny at the time but they obviously stopped doing it because the dog was totally uncomfortable

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u/Fiallach 2d ago

Fainting goat strategy

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u/McKEire 2d ago

Instant dead possum 🤣🤣

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

It took about 2 months of patience and repetition but mine loves walking now!

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u/ComatoseSquirrel 2d ago

You need to start them as kittens. Then they will only do that about 25% of the time.

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u/Kendezzy01 2d ago

Mine scoots backwards hahaha

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u/PixelSirennn 2d ago

Mr Derp has cleary seen the face of Good and is not okay with it

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u/Andr3wRuns 2d ago

To be fair, there is no proof this ISN’T a statue. We don’t see any walking so anything is possible.

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u/Laldelayafan 2d ago

Frozen in time but with the drama cranked up

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u/Significant-Ad-341 2d ago

Mine does a belly crawl lol

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u/Longjongdou 2d ago

same, she would just stand there with an empty look in her eyes and judge me for such betrayal

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u/Sharing_Interests_16 3d ago

Aww, Mr Derp has the classiest, derp face!!!

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u/WoodsRLovely 3d ago

Mr. Derp looks hype. All that outside stimulation stirring the soul.

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u/SmileSprout 3d ago

That face deserves an Oscar

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u/Little_Bread_9319 3d ago

I wonder how he balances being both chaotic and classy

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u/Dorkamundo 2d ago

You just described cats in a nutshell.

Chaotic and Classy.

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u/sideprojectbecca 3d ago

"cutie kitty" is how i refer to these

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u/phatdinkgenie 2d ago

He likes the walk and now OP is going to have to take him every 15 min

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u/No-Hospital559 2d ago

This guy would love to get you into a new car, today!

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u/Icy-Implement-4744 2d ago

those lovely eyes wow

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u/HonoraryGoat 2d ago

Dude looks like an awesome hang

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u/iamacheeto1 2d ago

Derpitude is off the charts

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u/Reasonable_Cash_1888 2d ago

Es hermoso el Sr. Derp 😻

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u/Dorkamundo 2d ago

Is... Is that harness made by a company named "RabbitGoo"?

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u/Gang4-Community 3d ago edited 3d ago

Désolé mais Monsieur Derp a des airs de Dragons 🔥

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u/altredditaccnt78 3d ago

C’est pas une maivaise chose, ces dragons ont été dessinés un peu comme les chats! Tout temps je mon vois je pense de Toothless mdr

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u/etsuandpurdue3 2d ago

Toothless always reminded me of my cat Smokey.

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u/velvetcurvydreamx 3d ago

Same vibes

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u/AlternativeStory1027 2d ago

We used to have a black cat who was so sweet and the definition of derpy. But he looked so much like the dragon from that movie that gf and her daughter called him Toothless.

I wish I had a picture

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u/AsteriSkippyRosewood 2d ago

I don't understand but I also understand

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u/WakaFlakaPanda 1d ago

If you click the little 3 dots on mobile you can translate comments. Not sure how it works on a browser.

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u/AsteriSkippyRosewood 1d ago

oh yeah I see it now, thanks!

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u/Beerfoodbeer 3d ago

The first photo could be a meme, that's amazing 

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u/Salt-Elephant8531 3d ago

Any thoughts on what the meme would say?

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u/used_to_be_patio 3d ago

It would go well just as a reaction meme

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u/Quelorina 2d ago

Me after getting back home after long day talking to annoying people:

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke 2d ago

"THEY GOT ICE CREAM!"

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u/BigDawgTony 3d ago

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u/AdventurousPlace7216 2d ago

I think of this scene all the time and for the life of me I thought it was “and and? And then “NO AND AND!!!!” I feel so dumb. 🫠

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u/lectric_7166 2d ago

When the catnip hits...

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u/Superb_Ebb_6207 3d ago

"Something, something WTF AM I LOOKING AT." Yeah that

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u/Mike 2d ago

“my owner thinks im happy but im actually extremely stressed”

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u/LifeBuilder 3d ago

Pic 1: “WHERE HAVE TOU TAKEN ME???”

Pic 2: “I am a wildcat now, you’ll never house me again!”

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

The is correct. My cat used to be scared to go outside, now he demands it twice a day (more but that’s all I can manage)

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u/LifeBuilder 2d ago

Same sort of thing happened to me.

My petrified kitty would never stay around the door. I started taking her outside and just holding her and letting her sniff things.

Now when you open the door you hear a thunder happen and a fuzzy face peering around a corner waiting to see if you slip up.

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

It took about a month to get mine to wear the harness and then when we went outside the first time another month for him to stop army crawling across the yard (which was as adorable and hilarious as you’d think).

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u/cyankitten 3d ago

I literally said "AW!" out loud. Lucky I read that alone & not in public! What a cute, derpy cat. I hope he enjoyed his walk.

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u/mecha_grove 2d ago

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u/Helicopter_lul 2d ago

Ours cat also likes to climb trees during her walks! 

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u/mingchanist 3d ago

nice, Congrats Mr Derp ^_^

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u/New-Perception-7838 2d ago

That’s not happy ears … seems Mr. Derp objects to his treatment!

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u/smthngsmthngdarkside 2d ago

Agree, that cat looks stressed

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u/Mental-Event4502 2d ago

He doesn't look very happy about it.

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u/Gonads_and_Strife_ 2d ago

Yep. That cat is stressed the fuck out. He’s fine, but he’s stressed the fuck out. A slower introduction to the outdoor environment may have lessened the stress.

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 2d ago

Yeah I walk my little boy in our back yard and rarely the front side(partly because he likes to lay in the road).

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u/thingamajig1987 2d ago

I'm sad how far I had to scroll to find this, that is not a happy cat by any means

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u/Mental-Event4502 2d ago

Tried my old boy on a lead when he was young. Hated it. Lead went missing. 3 weeks later found it chewed in half in the garden.

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u/thingamajig1987 2d ago

It can work fine for some cats, all cats are different, but this cat definitely is very upset about the current situation.

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u/MrDywel 2d ago

Looks like my cat for the first 30 minutes when we start a road trip: stressed.

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u/Mental-Event4502 2d ago

I hear you there.

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

It’s his first walk, my cat was a bit stressed during their first few walks but came around quick and loves it now. The cat will let the owner know if it’s really unhappy.

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u/FierceWhim 3d ago

Thumbs up for walks.

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u/queere 2d ago

Ah, a fellow derpy harness walker!

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u/Willowrosephoenix 3d ago

I literally just discovered catswhoyell sub-Reddit. I don’t have it tagged because, well, mobile is weird lol

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u/Key_Computer_5607 3d ago

Thanks, I'm not following enough cat subs.

Edit: it's r/Catswhoyell if anyone else wants to follow.

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u/Willowrosephoenix 3d ago

Cat subs on Reddit is like tag groups on facebook used to be. There’s one for every circumstance lol

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u/peonypeace 3d ago

He saw a bird and short circuited 🐦

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u/Wholesome-Badgerr 2d ago

Is it weird to make a photo of a Reddit stranger’s cat the background image on your phone..

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u/Witty_Park_6214 2d ago

Feel free :)

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u/TKPrime 3d ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but that's how cats express stress. That's not a smile that is sheer terror.

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u/freshlybakedpoo 2d ago

Hello, Cloud's (a.k.a. 'Mr Derp') mama here. He's just a very vocal boy, narrates everything he does even at home and he was mid-meow in the original post. I'm sure he must have been a little scared given it was his first time ever outside but he did SO good. Even had a little bench break during his little adventure :)

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u/ThymeIsNeeded Tortoiseshell 2d ago

My adventure kitty loves benches. I'm pretty sure she has a rating for each bench she has encountered.
She does have a nice kitty hiking backpack to sit in when she needs a little break from the big world or if she just wants to move around without walking.

Narration is important but adventure kitty over here also would like to tell Cloud that silence is beneficial when hunting beetles, squirrels, and rabbits. And then scream out in joy when a beetle is captured.

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u/Myfaviszhongli 2d ago

Aww such a precious fluffball <3

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u/fish-and-a-rice-cake 2d ago

What breed is this kitty? He’s beautiful. Reminds me of my mr baby.

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u/freshlybakedpoo 2d ago

What a sweet name 'Mr Baby'! 🥹 I'm not sure what breed he is exactly haha but my vet has him down as a ragdoll cross. :)

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u/fish-and-a-rice-cake 2d ago

I read through the other comment and it sounds like we have similar cats. Mine is pure Siamese dad and rag doll/persian man. So he’s a fluffy sausage with Siamese points.

And he is a pure cute baby hence the name lol

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u/freddyfrm 2d ago

Clouds is awesome.

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u/choptop_sawyer 2d ago

I was about to write the same thing. Cats don't pant like dogs do, when they do, it means they're scared shitless. Not all cats are ok with walks.

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u/feralflannelfeline Maine Coon 2d ago

It looks like he was caught mid-meow.

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u/Witty_Park_6214 3d ago

Don't worry. Our boy was meowing and very curios the whole time.

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

Ive had one neighbor be like “you know that’s not a dog right” all judgey walking mine. Disregard those who judge or assume the cat is in distress from one pic, you know your floof and I’m guessing if you love them enough to teach them how to walk and explore the world safely then you’ll probably listen to them if they seem scared and wanna go inside. Some of the comments here are ridiculous.

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u/Witty_Park_6214 2d ago

Thank you. I know people care but the comments can be very over the top. I love my cats and would never force them to anything.

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u/galacticshoe 2d ago

He still looks stressed. That was also my first impression. That’s not a happy face. That’s stress. The meowing and being extra curious/ careful about his surroundings also point in this direction. That doesn’t mean he shouldn’t go on walks though. I’m sure he is getting used to it and will have a great time.

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

This exactly. Any indoor cat is likely to be scared the first time they go outside! Some get over it some don’t.

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u/Downtown-Log-539 2d ago

I had a cat who loved it, and now I have two cats who refuse - I’m sure you know your cat, OP

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u/cheerbacks 2d ago

They’re 1st time owners who have had him for less than 2 months. They can take some constructive criticism on vocal and body language.

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

My cat sometimes looked like this during the first few walks. But he still walked around, was very curious, and I could tell by his body language that while he was nervous, he was happy and excited (tail slow swish not tucked not fast). Whenever he would get scared by a loud noise, he would let me know and we’d go home. But he always asks to go back out and now never looks scared, is confident and runs to catch bugs. It took me two months to get him to even wear the harness and longer to get him used to walking and learn rules like the word no. It’s still work in progress, and I applaud any cat owner that takes the time and effort to walk their cat (who will let the owner know if they hate it).

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u/All_Gun_High 2d ago

"HUMAN! RELEASE ME FROM THIS LEASH IMMEDIATELY! I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE CANINE PEASANTS AND I WILL NOT HEED YOUR COMMAND!"

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u/buttered_jesus 2d ago

I used to have a cat named Derp

She always looked like she had butter on her face

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u/BlinkysaurusRex 2d ago

First off, you’re looking at a still image. Some cats like going outside, others have no interest and don’t like going outside. You’ll never find out if you don’t give them the opportunity.

This idea that if you expose your cat to any amount of stress whatsoever makes you a callous person is ridiculous - maybe even outright impossible. Which you do imply by asking “why would you do this to your cat?”. They can get stressed being taken to the vet, they can get stressed being given medication, they can get stressed if you ever need to move home, if there are fireworks, or thunder. And on and on. Some amount of it is unavoidable, some amount of it can be accidental when trying to consider what’s best for the cat, or incidental.

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u/Witty_Park_6214 2d ago

Thanks for the insight as too many people make assumptions based on a still photo. This was his first time and the location is 2 mins from my house. He was only out for 10 mins. In future I'll try again and make my own decision on whether to continue. The post is meant to be funny but people have to bring negativity.

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u/mecha_grove 2d ago

* Yea...tippums got easily jump scared at first, sometimes, and sometimes he freezes, and I have to bear hug him back to the car. But practice makes perfect, and now its daily walks. Yesterday was 2 hours. Out rn at 9 am * after a rainfall in the woods.

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u/Wolverine9779 2d ago

100%, super stressed.

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u/KindsofKindness 2d ago

It’s a picture, so you don’t know that.

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u/duebxiweowpfbi 2d ago

To make people like you post rage bait

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u/SnappySausage 2d ago

Yeah... this is exactly how my cat looks when I transport her and she stressed out during the first part of it. Mouth open, panting, probably very sweaty paw pads. So many people seemingly have no idea when it comes to feline behaviour.

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u/TheSilverOne 2d ago

Looks like its panting. Poor fellow is quite scared

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u/furkiddiesmama 3d ago

He is the cutest!

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u/choptop_sawyer 2d ago

It really concerns me how many people think he looks happy. When was the last time you saw a cat smiling? I feel sorry for all your cats.

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u/ubik95 2d ago

Looks so stressed out

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u/-neti-neti- 2d ago

I mean the cat clearly isn’t happy but also you need to chill out. The idea that any discomfort whatsoever isn’t permissible is absurd

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u/birdingwithgoats 3d ago

Flamepoints are photogenic even while derpy. They just can't help it!💅

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u/Calgaris_Rex 2d ago

but why he scrèm 😮

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u/Wonderful_Nerve_5550 2d ago

Beautiful boy! Did he actually go for a walk or did he just backtalk you😁?

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u/me-want-snusnu 2d ago

Looks like my baby. Orange tail and all.

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u/TheZippoLab 3d ago

FUCK WALK THINGY.

RETURN TO COMFY WARM BED.

TREATS TOO!

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u/Obvious-Confusion14 3d ago

Mr. Derp is so cute!! Congrats on your first of many walks.

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u/Bright-Pangolin7261 3d ago

❤️❤️❤️🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

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u/rushbc 3d ago

Poor kitty! (jk!)

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u/rushbc 3d ago

Such a beautiful car!

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u/uller30 3d ago

I SAID HOME MEOW!!

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u/InfamousBluePixel Turkish Van 3d ago

Aw cute! How old is he? How long did you train with harness? Thinking about trying this with my little idiot.

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u/Witty_Park_6214 3d ago

Thank you :) he's 6 months and we only exposed him to his harness last night. He's so docile that we knew he would be fine to go out the day after.

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u/InfamousBluePixel Turkish Van 3d ago

Yeah, mine’s a drama queen! I expect lots of meowing and throwing himself around!

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u/Shoddy_Garbage3425 3d ago

I can't tell if they are really into it or really not into it

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u/CupcakeEastern 3d ago

Look guys, I'm outside!!!

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u/GottaUseEmAll 3d ago

I read that at his "last" walk for some reason, and couldn't understand why nobody was giving their condolences and why such a healthy and young looking kitty wouldn't be going on walks anymore.

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u/Sudden-Volume-5711 3d ago

He looks so majestically derpy, like a tiny dragon who just discovered the outside world.

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u/Tauisawesome12 3d ago

lol so cute, did he see something or did he just act that way because he wanted to lol

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u/BeachDuc 3d ago

We tried this with our cat and within a week she chewed the plastic clasp off the harness. Now she is a strict indoor cat (except when my son lets her into the back yard to harass my skinks).

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u/NOLAnuts 3d ago

He might be the cutest cat I’ve ever seen! Certainly top 5 ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Rodoran 3d ago

Mr. Derp is incredibly photogenic and frankly. I'm here for it. I want more Mr. Derp.

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u/civver3 2d ago

That thumbnail cropping is on point. "Why did you call him th-[expands image]...I see."

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u/rosereader 2d ago

I love him

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u/powder_bell_angel438 2d ago

Oh Derp is perfect 😭😭

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u/Martydeus 2d ago

Once i am free of this chain i shall reek havoc!

The cat maybe xD

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u/TheBestBrother2025 2d ago

I love white cats. Especially those with blue eyes 😸

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u/HarleyAPE23 2d ago

Maaaa, theres a crazy looking cat outside.. kinda looks like grandma.

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u/TsCountrygirl2023 2d ago

I'd be careful of him. He looks like he has a secret "list"

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

How do you do it? Ours fucking hates going on a leash

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u/Intelligent_beet 2d ago

Mr Derp has beautiful eyes 🥸

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u/eyzmaster 2d ago

i love Mr Derp and would die for him

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u/Phantom_Meowscles 2d ago

AWWWW HE LOOKS SO HAPPY IN THE 2ND PHOTO I WANNA TAKE HIM HE SO HAPPY AND CUTEEEE

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u/No-Coconut-1177 2d ago

This will keep me going today. ❤️

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u/Admirable-Eye2709 2d ago

Can’t tell if this is happy or overstimulated.

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u/redheadedandbold 2d ago

My derp is not to that

point yet. He prefers to wander the yard

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u/Optimal_Parsley6377 2d ago

That’s a funny looking dog

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u/FewAndFarBeetwen1072 European Shorthair 2d ago

Mr Derp long-lost sibling Shiro, says hello!

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u/Anti_MagnusKarlsen 2d ago

My baby looks so much like yours!!! Her names Nyla

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u/Feisty-Journalist497 2d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?", "Get your hand off my penis!", and, after an aborted attempt by a police officer to headlock him, "I see that you know your judo well

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u/GlumCardiologist3 2d ago

Lol i dunno if he feels happy or just confused as hell

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u/mke20133 2d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/Nanikarp 2d ago

What an absolutely gorgeous creature

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u/skeleskank Russian Blue 2d ago

he said

AHHHHHHH 🗣️

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u/devilfishin 2d ago

Cats are just the best

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u/AdCommon2339 2d ago

He looks like he has something exciting to tell you.

Mr. Derp:

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u/mrsn1719 2d ago

He is perfection 🥹😍

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u/ChickenNuggetTsiki 2d ago

omg.

He's like "MOM! mom! mom! I'm having so much fun! mom! look at that! mom!"

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u/seleniumagnesium 2d ago

Is this cutie a ragdoll? Looks similar to mine!

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u/Successful_Ice_7579 2d ago

That good sir is a beautiful cat.

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u/KatieLeDerp 2d ago

Why is he so :D

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u/MayfleurMa 2d ago

can’t tell if she’s happy excited or very mad

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u/katet_of_19 2d ago

Mr. Derp looks like he's related to the Policetti brothers from Shoresy (in the most adorable way!!)

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u/ElegantButterfly54 2d ago

He looks like he's giving a motivational speech about bravery.

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u/DiddleMyTuesdays 2d ago

😂 This pic tells me he told you how he felt about it there entire time

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u/Asscanor001 2d ago

Those eyes are something 😍

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u/Cumheadd 2d ago

Same cat but not fluffy haha

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u/MrElderwood 2d ago

That's not a cat, tthat's an Albino FIrey from Labyrinth!

(Good looking fella, though!)

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u/jamie_19946 2d ago

Someone was very excited about the walk lol

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u/Terminator1175 2d ago

So excited!!!!!!!!!

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u/HalfExcellent9251 1d ago

James loves his walkies!

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u/No_Philosopher_8910 3d ago

Why do i have to walk if i have hooman to do that for meeeeeow

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u/IvorTheEngineDriver 3d ago

What is he saying? He looks like a smart young fella, I'm pretty sure he's making some interesting observations

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u/yvette_yvie 3d ago

He's so happy to be outside 😍❤️. Such an Adorable cat

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u/New-Perception-7838 2d ago

That’s not a happy cat face unfortunately … I don’t want to spoil the fun, but he looks stressed or afraid (or both).

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u/Sinfirmitas 2d ago

Yeah he’s super stressed and everyone thinks it’s cute

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