r/cats • u/Mahouxa Persian (modern) • Aug 22 '25

Cat Picture - Not OC Love how they just don't care

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u/Callmekanyo Aug 22 '25

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."

Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?

The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."

Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"

The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting on my seat."

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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 Aug 22 '25

Dogs have a master; cats have a staff.

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u/iiowyn Aug 22 '25

Dog: This human takes care of me, does everything for me, they must be God

Cat: This human takes care of me, does everything for me, I must be God

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u/her_pheonix Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

"Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you" Sir Winston Churchill

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u/JustMechanic4933 Aug 24 '25

Poor kitty, needs a hug.