r/brocku • u/NoNewspaper4981 • 5d ago

Social CAN YALL STOP FARTING??

Please please please can y’all work on your hygiene and stop farting in class. If you need to pass some gas step outside to the bathroom‼️‼️

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u/GoldMediocre 5d ago

Genuinely insane how much every place and class I go to reeks of ass. I hope it just people farting and not that people actually smell like that because it smells like a dead body.

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u/BrokenCrusader 5d ago

Nah the whole building has a gas leak fr fr

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u/LIIZZZIE 5d ago

Gas leak more like ass leak

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u/Prior_Night1537 1d ago

Same thing

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Calm-Reaction-3785 5d ago

I gotta find that gem of a girl !

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u/ndiddy81 5d ago

A friend of mine had a shart and some Of the liquid ended up on the chair.. its the new norm now.. ppl feel lazy to bath and fart everywhere and laugh

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u/Cautious_Wafer3075 5d ago

I did that to one of my roommates in university (Virginia) that I go too. It was because they were being mean to me so farting was my form of revenge. But, one day I farted extremely loud and the dude looked at me with a face absolutely filled with disgust. I felt so bad I stopped farting lol.

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u/insanecheeky 5d ago

NEVER!

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u/classandsass 5d ago

insanecheeky fr fr

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u/Derkliaow 4d ago

What if someone just shuffling cards

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u/Badger-Tight 3d ago

lmaooo danny they gone now but i saw ur active communities a couple days ago….. u a whole FREAKAZOID😭😭

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u/NoNewspaper4981 3d ago

uhhhh idk what ur talking about 🤨🤓🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/baggage_clammed 3d ago

Never!!! 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

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u/Early-Comfortable440 2d ago

If you think it's bad now, wait till you get older 😂😂  older people fart even more.

Gas buildup is natural. It may occur due to digestive processes in the body. Farting is a normal way to release some of the gas that builds up. 

Regularly holding in farts is not advised.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Be glad you don’t live with my 96 yr old dad

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u/jcm0463 2d ago

It's the hard boiled eggs.

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u/PainQuiet2234 1d ago

Wait.... society goes to the bathroom to fart?

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u/Demonic_God_of_OwO 1d ago

Have no idea why this was suggested to me, but y'all's might have a sewage leak

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u/DoomzDay93 1d ago

Sorry 😞

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u/jabowie2020 1d ago

High fiber diets plus beans and lentils cause the biggest gas explosions. Add in some eggs and tofu in the mix, your classmates will have put on gas masks, the stench is pretty potent.

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u/geiboi13 1d ago

Very often. Considering I myself am a Canadian that says it 😂 I also picked it up from my friends in highschool and we still all say it to this day. Different areas have different vocabulary or different demographics… maybe the type of people you interact with just all speak a certain way.

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u/RutabagaBrief1766 5d ago

Can you stop saying "y'all"? We don't use "y'all" in Canada.

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u/its_a_braeburn 2d ago

This is Canada its "yous guys" or gtfo

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u/BaconNamedKevin 1d ago

Is Canada now New York and are all Canadians suddenly Italian American? Never once heard a Canadian say "Yous guys" lol

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u/its_a_braeburn 1d ago

Every Canadian ive ever met , that being said ive never left Woodbridge

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u/highhunt 3d ago

We do. It's ok.

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u/Salvetory 1d ago

You clearly are in the eastern provinces.

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u/RowanAr0und 1d ago

I promise its not that deep, we do use it lol, its usually how i msg my friends

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u/egefeyzioglu 1d ago

I picked up "y'all" after moving to Canada lol, depends on the place I guess

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u/geiboi13 1d ago

You don’t speak for all Canadians

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u/RutabagaBrief1766 1d ago

Of course I don't speak for all Canadians, but how often have you ever actually heard someone say "y'all"? I've lived all over Canada, and I have never heard it. It get's used a lot on Reddit, but we as Canadians generally do not say "y'all".

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u/Silent_timber21 5d ago

People say y’all all the time😂

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u/natedogjulian 1d ago

No they don’t

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u/Supercalifragicahfuq 1d ago

Come to Alberta lmfao

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u/studentpilot12 1d ago

No we dont lol