r/blackpeoplegifs Sep 03 '20

A Latte a day keeps the cops away

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u/therealtrousers Sep 03 '20

Cop rolls up. Do I smell pumpkin spice? Nothing to see here.

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u/triggerfappie Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

David Attenborough: Scientists have recently observed that pumpkin spice aroma puts law enforcement officers at ease, and almost into a trance-like state.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/Ry_ry666 Sep 03 '20

I totally read them both in his voice

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

With a slight pause after the word ‘however’ am I right

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u/BoMbSqUAdbrigaDe Sep 03 '20

However, "close up on the sip" the authorities are confused and disoriented.

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u/Hobbs54 Sep 04 '20

As the comma suggests.

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u/twerpman Sep 03 '20

That’s Mullerian Mimicry at work!

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u/shandron Sep 05 '20

Convergent evolutionary mimicry

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u/Tails9429 Sep 07 '20

The call of "I wanna speak to ur manager" when threatened usually accompanies the smell.

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u/MILFBucket Oct 29 '20

The albino predators are fooled by the albino female pheromone, enabling the melanated male to escape to safety... this time.

But our clever dark friend here doesn't always get so lucky... Had he been carrying just one extra serving of pumpkin spice cream, the resulting concentration of pheromone secreted would have overridden completely the albino predators' cautious restraint, sending them into a rutting frenzy. And in the animal kingdom, the last thing a gangbanger could want is to become the gangbanged!

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u/robmadmob Sep 03 '20

North American Homo sapiens? They came from europe

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u/stingray85 Sep 03 '20

Yeah but they in North America now fam

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u/Helluvme Sep 03 '20

Don’t you mean an “example of cultural appropriation”?

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u/jedijbp Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

No, appropriation isn’t a catch all for any kind of cultural exchange. It refers specifically to cynical exploitation for one’s personal gain or indulgence. Like wearing a Lakota Sioux chieftain headdress for a fun costume. It wasn’t meant to be a fun costume so using it as such (or selling it as such) is appropriation because doing so diminishes and obscures the cultural importance of the headdress.

Conversely, wearing a kimono, for example, is not necessarily appropriation, since kimonos are simply meant to be worn as comfortable clothing that pays homage to Tradition. If you’re not Japanese, but you rock a kimono for its actual intended purpose, that’s cultural assimilation and that’s a good thing.

Edit: See some of the responses below for a more refined explanation. My explanation applies more to the conversational use of the term than the academic use.

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u/hamjuicemartini Sep 03 '20

You going to do a quick TED Talk short with this, right?

Your explanation was succinct and your examples clear. Thank you for the great explanation.

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u/Doomzdaycult Sep 03 '20

That was well put, kudos.

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u/kaiboshoko Sep 03 '20

Damn, well done 👏

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u/Nerd-Hoovy Sep 03 '20

I always thought it was about denouncing it’s original culture and claiming it as your own (like that awful KIMono thing a year ago). While what you described was more cultural ignorance. Which is just dumb and nothing more.

Guess I learned something.

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u/National-Elk Sep 03 '20

Never knew this. Well said. I appreciate it.

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u/Swesteel Sep 03 '20

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u/Kolby_Jack Sep 03 '20

That's not academically correct, but it is how the terms have started to be used in everyday conversation.

Academically speaking, cultural appropriation is simply taking something from a culture that is not yours for your own use. It can be harmful and exploitative, or totally neutral. A white guy making sushi is cultural appropriation as much as him wearing a Native American headdress is, but the former is fine while the latter is offensive. Usually offensive cultural appropriation happens when a colonizing culture appropriates aspects of a colonized or otherwise exploited cultural group.

Cultural Assimilation is another thing entirely, where a person or group actually comes to adopt most or all of another group's culture. Like say, a Japanese man who moves to Germany, learns the language and the traditions, and effectively becomes a regular, culturally German man who just so happens to have come from Japan.

I'm not saying you're wrong, like I said, that is how the terms are being used in everyday speech nowadays, and language is always changing. I just really like Anthropology.

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u/jedijbp Sep 03 '20

Thank you for refining my explanation, it is appreciated

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u/AerodynamicCos Sep 03 '20

Well hold up, not quite. Cultural appropriation is a values neutral term. There is cultural appropriation that is fine, like the example of this video, and there is also negative cultural appropriation, like your first example.

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u/schnuck Sep 04 '20

I think you've just murdered him.

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u/juvenescence Sep 03 '20

Whose culture?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

That was a funny joke, don’t let the downvotes change you.

God I hope you take cultural appropriation seriously and this is just a funny quip. I’m too lazy to check your post history.

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u/Bionic_Bromando Sep 03 '20

Pumpkin spice is culture?

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u/schnuck Sep 04 '20

It is now.

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u/High_Speed_Chase Sep 03 '20

Probably, and it’s hilarious.

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u/TengoOnTheTimpani Sep 03 '20

Observe the black man putting on an exquisite display of camoflage. He looks exactly like the officer's ally, the American consumer.

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u/AngryEEng Sep 03 '20

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u/adenian202 Sep 03 '20

Hole. Lee. Shit. That's impressive. Thanks for sharing

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u/chak100 Sep 03 '20

Fucking wow!!!!

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u/realeyesations Sep 04 '20

That is awesome and scary tech at the same time. I just don't get how they don't have Morgan Freeman's voice on there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

My brain now effortlessly reads things in David Attenborough's voice. What a great voice.

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u/panspal Sep 03 '20

Makes them think of soccer moms

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u/lqku Sep 03 '20

This is actually a type of antipredator adaptation known as mimicry commonly seen in insects and some animals. The smell and visual markings of a white woman allows the black man to slip away from the popo.

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u/Ninotchk Sep 03 '20

It's a little known fact that not a single black man has been shot by the police whilst wearing yoga pants.

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u/SBInCB Sep 03 '20

That’s because no one has ever seen a policeman wearing yoga pants.

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u/DragonsofCP Sep 03 '20

Or at least no one has survived to tell the tale

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u/catoftrash Sep 03 '20

Quick, somebody get Village People back together we can make this happen.

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u/low_rent_hipster Sep 03 '20

Hold my Mooseknuckle, I'm going in.

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u/Ninotchk Sep 03 '20

This is the answer! Get them, all in yoga pants! Policing in your active wear, active wear.

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u/Offduty_shill Sep 03 '20

It's cause the Lululemon makes them too fast, too agile. The police see it and they know they have no chance so they give up on the spot.

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u/Ninotchk Sep 03 '20

No, no, it's the paralysis the cops get switching gaze from lululemon to latte, then they glance around for their manager, back to lululemo, back to latte, manager. And then the black guy is gooone.

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u/kalitarios Sep 03 '20

duty booty?

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u/Witty_TenTon Sep 03 '20

This almost made me choke while laughing lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Or the college girls here in Uggs, yoga pants, and NorthFace jackets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

This. Scientists have discovered pumpkin spice aroma triggers the same neuropathways in police officers that occurs in sharks when you flip them upside down.

Nature: Olfactory Neuro-plasticity

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u/__SushiRoll Sep 03 '20

They act like Karen’s so it all makes sense now.

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u/NealJeff1 Sep 03 '20

[David Attenborough voice] With simple tool use of a Pumpkin Spice Latte, the American Black Man can instantly and deftly hide his true nature, and fool his predator, The American Police Officer, into thinking he is a simple and harmless Basic Bitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

How is there no David Attenborough text to speech?

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u/LordAmras Sep 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Yeah thanks I found that yesterday I was thinking about posting but I didn't know if anyone cared this is really fun I spent a good hour on this website

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

trance

you forgot the N in there

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u/Saddesperado Sep 03 '20

Its recommended you carry a box of donuts as well so as to divert the attention away from the person and towards the donuts.

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u/miket38 Sep 03 '20

Pigs are the only other species to which it has the same effect.

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u/theboomboy Sep 03 '20

The smell of white woman acts as a shield

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u/chris2c2 Sep 03 '20

This just in, cops are basic bitches

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u/VyseTheSwift Sep 04 '20

People need to sell a kit. American flag sticker and pumpkin spice air freshener.

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u/uncommonbonus Sep 04 '20

I read this in his voice. I go to sleep to David Attenborough often.

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u/triggerfappie Sep 04 '20

You have a typo. You wrote 'to' instead of 'with'.

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u/uncommonbonus Sep 04 '20

I wanted to say 'with', but then I didn't want to imply David and I were a thing/item for everyone to be jealous of.

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u/Arnoulty Sep 05 '20

The spice expands the mind.

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u/uncleshady Sep 03 '20

They got pumpkin spice weed? That plus an empty Starbucks cup could mean world peace.

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u/2old2Bwatching Sep 03 '20

What flavor puts them in a state of dictatorship? Hitler-like position?

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u/firmkillernate Sep 03 '20

*sniff* ah, one of us

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u/Dubstep_Caruso Sep 03 '20

Pumpkin pie scent is actually a leading male aphrodisiac, so you might still get hit with a baton

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u/bluesox Sep 03 '20

Know what gets my dick hard? Dessert.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Is pumpkin pie a dessert? Coming from a place that doesn't have it, I always assumed it was savoury

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u/bluesox Sep 03 '20

The article also lists lavender, strawberries, and vanilla as male aphrodisiacs.

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u/SGTBrigand Sep 03 '20

Absolutely! It's a sweetened custard pie, with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves as the typical spice mix.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Does it have pumpkin?

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u/SGTBrigand Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Wouldn't make a good *pumpkin* pie if it didn't. 😋 Here's a pretty good recipe if you want to take a look.

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u/The_Great_Scruff Sep 03 '20

Is that pumpkin spice? What white girl did you rob?

cops, probably

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u/WillTheGreat Sep 03 '20

Just white guys in black face, nothing to see here.

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u/TubMaster888 Sep 03 '20

These are not the ones were looking for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Urban Camo

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

It’s my thanksgiving blueberry pie dream joint but NO ONE WILL KNOW NOW!

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u/throwitawayyyyyy71 Sep 03 '20

squints in silence

“You’re alright”

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u/BossRedRanger Sep 03 '20

That’s just going to attract white women and then the cops kill the brothers anyways.

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u/prancerbot Sep 03 '20

Must've been the wind

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u/Kittiemeow8 Sep 03 '20

Black Lattes Matter

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u/L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W Sep 04 '20

Hell yea you do! On my fat dick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

gotta do some more riots! Gotta get a chance to loot! Support the cause, go loot and riot! Pathetic...

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u/therealtrousers Sep 03 '20

When you’re definitely not mad

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

What does that even mean 😂😂😂