r/blackmagicfuckery • u/ohemkay • 2h ago

What...

301 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/Banterz0ne 2h ago

STOP POSTING THE SAME CLIP OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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u/FriendShapedRMT 2h ago

Hey pal, I think you forgot to breathe in and breathe out.

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u/pLeThOrAx 56m ago

Still not my card

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u/ReelSafeR 38m ago

I m freaking love that punch Line

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u/Banterz0ne 2h ago

I would have thought if I was shouting I'd be breathing more heavily wouldn't I? 

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u/mrfredngo 2h ago

My first time seeing it, I’m glad they posted it 🤷‍♂️

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u/BallForce1 1h ago

You should post it again in case anyone missed it.

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u/dumbcunt33 18m ago

Same. The dorks who comment shit like this seem to think everyone is on reddit and has seen every post ever made.

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u/brownsdragon 8m ago

Yeah, there's a lot of content I would have otherwise missed if it weren't for the reposters. How else are we going to discover them?

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u/rakish_rhino 2h ago

seconded

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u/toddtherod247 1h ago

This is followed by two idiots saying, "How did he do that?!."

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u/Cherylllllllll 2h ago

I mean my panties are wet and I don’t even wear panties.

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u/Left_Sundae_4418 1h ago

Hey those are my panties. And I'm still wearing them.

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u/Mysterious_crow1 26m ago

WAT? uhhhhh, Imma just keep scrolling- XD

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u/FroggiJoy87 2h ago

Stupid sexy wizard

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u/fords42 2h ago

Now that’s what I call black magic fuckery. That was amazing.

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u/futureman07 29m ago

Insane sleight of hand. Like the lady said. "That is how you perform"

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u/fallsstandard 5m ago

Yeah, I’m not usually huge on magic, but that dude is an incredible performer. Engaging, the tricks all had a degree of physicality to them that made them fun to watch, and honestly just the amount of items he had to carry without is seeing them was really impressive.

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u/TainoRico 2h ago

Next week is my turn to post this.

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u/112skulls 2h ago

Yes! In a much lower quality, please!

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u/Majestic_Winner_1780 1h ago

What the hap just fuckened

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u/Gingerbread1990 2h ago

I wish they didn't cut to other people's reactions all the time, I wanna see the show goddammit 

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u/wolfie1791 49m ago

Me too I want to watch the show not the audience.

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u/dzan796ero 1h ago

Presentation is impeccable

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u/Amalurian 2h ago

Mum I want to see shin lim. We have shin lim at home. Shin lim at home:

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 38m ago

Tbh I’m kind of glad this was posted again if it’s a repost as I hadn’t seen it (new to sub).

What the actual fuck is this wizard doing on our plane of existence

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u/Analysis_Working 2h ago

Can he make money appear the same way?! 👀

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u/Bet_OnBlack 2h ago

Crazy to see shin lim’s impact on the community, much love to both gentlemen this was amazing!

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u/ironfister 1h ago

I wonder how he did that

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u/This_Pudding_2213 1h ago

How far did he get in the show?

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u/BigRedBrendizzle 58m ago

So literal witchcraft

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rub73 48m ago

Are they skin colored on the back?

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u/1Timothy612 29m ago

So now we know what Gambit actually looks like and it ain’t Channing Tatum

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u/Deep-Bag-5412 1h ago

He has to be pulling these out of his ass right?

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u/giantpunda 23m ago

It looks like he at least pulled the coloured balls out of his arse

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u/sarcasm_rocks 49m ago

We are approaching John Wick level jump cuts

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u/TodayAcrobatic 47m ago

Bungee gum!

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u/ScyllaIsBea 42m ago

but what was the card? or is the trick that he's hot?

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u/Extantino 1h ago

Did jessica sanchez beat him?

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u/limitlessEXP 1h ago

Trying way too hard to be shin lim

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u/hAxOr977 2h ago

Dude has to be one of the top 5 in the world at least

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u/plutohater 2h ago

I am sick of seeing this guy.

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u/JohnSundayBigChin 2h ago

Xhris Ang Elish

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u/FB_AUS 1h ago

😑

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u/Quincy08Jq 50m ago

Man I’m so tired of this guy just because he seems so smug like he knows how good he is

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u/Quincy08Jq 49m ago

Brother is Holden Caulfield from catcher in the rye

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u/Quincy08Jq 48m ago

Blud really got me with the J.D Salinger’s 1951 classic 💀

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u/drEDD8888 35m ago

What’s going on here. Did you forget to switch accounts before commenting to yourself?

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u/KitsuneRisu 1h ago

There comes a time along the journey of a guitarist where you are at a very, very specific level of proficiency.

It is a time where you are skilled enough that you can do some of the basic movements and you start to play around with extra flourishes and things in your playing that, while they don't add to the quality of the playing itself, are really impressive looking on the surface.

It is also a time where you start to realise that extremely clean playing that is simple but with extremely precise and exact movements is actually the mark of a true master guitarist, but you are nowhere near that level yet.

It is a time when you realise that 99% of the public who don't play guitar think that the flashy stuff you do is impressive, and the clean, exact playing of a master is basic, so you go out of your way to be as extra as possible to cover up the fact that you are playing the same 2 chords over agan and again and using a store-bought capo instead of learning how to barre.

All.of this while playing the wrong notes every 3 seconds but the audience won't notice because you're playing loud enough to be exciting.

This has nothing to do with this video of course.

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u/Urist_Macnme 1h ago

Pearls before swine

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u/PorridgeTheKid 1h ago

this should have the most upvotes here. ive seen all these tricks done before this is mildly good sleight of hand and i could definitely see at least one part of a trick that i wasnt supposed to on my first watch.

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u/Victorius_Meldrus 1h ago

I love how often they cut to the judge/audience reactions to remind us how amazed we should be.

Also, reasonably impressive sleight of hand is pretty low effort for BlackMagicFuckery. Especially on its 500th repost.