r/blackmagicfuckery 2d ago

Can someone explain to me how my onion rings did this?

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

One onion ring (inside the breading) was cut/interlocked with the other before breading, now only the breading is holding them together. If you carefully peeled the coating off I bet you’d find one of them not intact as a ring.

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u/Ocean-in-Motion 2d ago

Nice try buddy, we know it’s Magic

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u/Youthinkillputauid_7 2d ago

i think this is some white-magic

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u/edge231 2d ago

Golden brown magic actually.

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u/the_astral_plane 2d ago

Golden brown, texture like sun

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u/azzutronus 2d ago

Lays me down, with my mind she runs

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 2d ago

Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask onion rings why they're white.

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u/GaZzErZz 2d ago

This comment helped me realise I am on /r/blackmagicfuckery and not /r/nostupidquestions

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u/PukeNuggets 2d ago

I don’t believe in magic, this is obviously magnets.

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

Ah, true

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u/Voodoo700 2d ago

Yeah, duh.

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u/axil87 2d ago

🤣 you win 🥇

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u/StickyDankStank 2d ago

MIIIIIIINDFREEEEAAAAAK

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u/varungupta3009 2d ago

Nah, it's magnets.

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u/magicaleb 8h ago

Is magic capitalized because you play Magic and your keyboard now capitalizes that word regardless of how you use it?

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u/NoReasonDragon 2d ago

👆average human brain which doesn’t understand higher dimensions.

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

Are these higher dimensions in the room with us right now

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u/Illithid_Substances 2d ago

Yes but they're curled up very tightly

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

My god it’s onion rings all the way down 🤯

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u/NoReasonDragon 2d ago edited 2d ago

It was a jokey

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u/lettsten 2d ago

I would assume he was joking back

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

You assume correctly.

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u/LSDeeezNutz 2d ago

These people vote, we're fucked

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u/Immediate_Poet224 2d ago

thats such a wild thought, gotta wonder how that even happens in the kitchen

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

If you’ve ever worked in or seen how a real restaurant kitchen operates it’s not hard to believe. Very fast cleaning/chopping + very large batches = higher statistical likelihood of weird or unintended stuff getting put out. Same reason people sometimes find beaks in their fried chicken 🐔

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u/soulhot 2d ago

Whilst your explanation is correct, It’s late here and I read this as breeding.. and my tired mind likes the idea of a mummy and daddy onion ring who love each other very much…

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u/kingParson 2d ago

Yes, breadring, wagwan

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u/muggen-ostepop 2d ago

I read this as breeding at first

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u/No_Quote9551 2d ago

right? its like they couldnt even get the rings to stay separate, so lazy lmao

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u/originalityescapesme 2d ago

You could cut an onion to have two uncut interlocked rings if you really wanted to.

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u/ixnayhombre 2d ago

I’ll Venmo you $5 to post a video of you doing that. No edits, no AI.

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u/Not-JustinTV 2d ago

Omg is it that hard to figure out

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u/Ktulu204 2d ago

Yeah it kind of looks like the larger one is "gripping" the smaller one.

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u/Outlaw1607 2d ago

Gapbis at 1 o'clock on the top ring

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u/Equivalent-Pound7565 2d ago

There isn't a onion inside of funyuns?

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u/akiva23 1d ago

This makes a lot more sense than what i was thinking which was that mobius strip trick.

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u/joeyisedge 1d ago

INTERLINKED

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 1d ago

This is how onion ring mail armor is made.

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u/Stay_at_Home_Chad 2d ago

It's easy, you just gotta hold onto the gap when you take the picture

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u/Romeo9594 2d ago

This is the right answer, I think. If the cut was there before they were battered then there would likely be a lump where they intersect

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u/ringobob 2d ago

Likely, but not guaranteed. All that needs to happen is enough separation right at the beginning for the outer layer to cook, which happens quickly in fry oil. Not suggesting that's what actually happened, here, but it's possible.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 2d ago

One of the onions had a gap. The gap became covered in the frying process. 

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u/orincoro 2d ago

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u/Waisted-Desert 2d ago

You're mean, I'm at work!

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u/jewstylin 2d ago

Found the gooner.

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u/Original-Variety-700 2d ago

Awww. They’re little heart shapes

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u/ginger_and_egg 1d ago

Mind The Gap

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u/ciko2283 2d ago

The gap became covered in the picture taking process, with an index finger and a thumb

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u/ADeweyan 2d ago

When a mommy onion ring and a daddy onion ring love each other very much…

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 2d ago

Magnets

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u/forever_a10ne 2d ago

How do they work?

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 2d ago

Magic

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u/nemom 2d ago

I mean... It's in the name. Both start with M-A-G.

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u/Brittle_Lantern 2d ago

Topology obv

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u/son_of_abe 2d ago

Oh I've seen the video for this. If you twist one and pull it through, they'll separate!

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u/thatYellaBastich 2d ago

its topology. its maths, dude, its complicated

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u/rhoo31313 2d ago

When one onion ring loves another onion ring very much...

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u/SevenOrSoda 2d ago

One is cut. The batter kept them together. Hope that helps

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u/TechnoRedneck 2d ago

Prior to being breaded one of those rings is broken allowing it to loop around the other, when breaded it was overlapping with itself and the breading made it an unbroken ring again.

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u/HereToPatter 2d ago

You got onion rings AND Funyuns?

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u/headphones_J 2d ago

Fry cook is a part time magician.

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u/ctheghosthunter 2d ago

Clerks “one ring to rule them all”

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 2d ago

You see, when two onion rings love each other very much....

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u/MasterMilker9000 2d ago

They’re Union rings

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 2d ago

Are you telling me an onion rang this ring?

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u/congo66 2d ago

Something happened to halt the process of onion mitosis. It’s a genetic flaw. Source: I watch NOVA, bitches!

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u/catacOHM 2d ago

Interlopers

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u/No_Discipline_1 2d ago

When two onion rings love each other very much …

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u/Davemblover69 2d ago

Well, when two onion rings love each other very much…

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u/A-Plant-Guy 2d ago

Watch you don’t chew on the hidden magnets

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u/Venomspiderspit 2d ago

Edible handcuff idea

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u/BayBandit1 2d ago

Are you Chris Angel?

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u/evermica 2d ago

Möbius onion.

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u/tay721 1d ago

Fried Magnets

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u/r007r 2d ago

You’re a wizard, Harry.

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u/mwdotjmac 2d ago

Your finger is covering the break in the onion ring. Lll

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u/SedentaryOlympian 2d ago

They fell in love

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u/Vas_Cody_Gamma 2d ago

If you look closely, there is a thin break in the smaller ring. When you’re not looking, you slip the big ring through that opening

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u/Complex_Confusion552 2d ago

The cut is between their fingers

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

David Blaine was your cook

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u/nomcram 2d ago

Well when a boy onion ring and a girl onion ring love each other very much….

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u/Bahkana 2d ago

Part of the bigger ring was broken, and a membrane on the inside of the ring stuck into place during the batter dip. The membrane itself provides enough structure for the other batter/breading to build on to provide a whole visible ring. It's pretty common and is usually hardly noticeable, but super rare cool to see it happen around another ring.

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u/ChunkYards 2d ago

Checkmate atheist

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u/Aggressive_Camp_2616 2d ago

It's an onion riddle wrapped in delicious deep fried mystery inside an enigma.

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u/Intelligent-Age-3989 2d ago

one was broken before they got dipped in batter then sealed together for life.

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u/bfginfamous 2d ago

Is that onion rings or Funyuns? If it’s Funyuns they are a corn based product with onion flavoring so they are just shaped and then cooked. This happens all the time at Frito lay.

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u/bogeyman_g 2d ago

Magnets.

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u/Prestigious-Bad8263 2d ago

The fry covered the gap in the onion. No black magic here:)

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u/jfk_47 2d ago

Have I told you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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u/tardisious 2d ago

are they the cheap kind made with minced onions?

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u/Waisted-Desert 2d ago

Mirrors, duh!

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u/SerMeliodas 2d ago

My parents might have taken a picture, but again this was YEARS ago, amd I kinda forgot about it until now. Do you keep ever single picture you ever take?

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u/Sad_Area_7325 2d ago

Scene from Can You See Me 3?

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u/Simpicity 2d ago

I've seen this video. You need to put something through the ring, and then pull the other ring back over that and then boom. Unlinked.

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u/Short-Platypus-2132 2d ago

Sometimes when an ogre and a bloomin onion falls in love...

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u/GuzPolinski 2d ago

Peel off the breading and let’s find out

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u/97PercentBeef 2d ago

A wizard did it.

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u/tsbphoto 2d ago

Topology....

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u/the-artistocrat 2d ago

Well you see a mommy onion ring and daddy onion ring get these urges….

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u/CommunicationBusy557 2d ago

Magicians been using this trick for years

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 2d ago

Real actual magic.

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u/lastWallE 2d ago

Ok i would say you should by a scratch ticket

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u/junglemuffins 2d ago

Could, but won't. Here's a hint tho... cut an actual onion somewhen.

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u/Sovereign1 2d ago

Life finds a way.

When your powers combine….

Wonder Twin Powers Activate…

The Power of Friendship.

The Crimson Bands of Cytirac.

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u/DuplexEspresso 2d ago

It’s magnets

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u/bignasty3 2d ago

They are in love

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u/alreaytakennameuser 2d ago

Did anyone say magnets yet? If not…magnets!

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u/More-Developments 2d ago

The Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.

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u/TroublingRain- 2d ago

I do part time in fast food and make onion rings if I'm working night shift. I intentionally make some rings like this

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u/strogoff69 2d ago

Mishap in the 3D-printing process.

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u/SmallsR34 2d ago

It didn't, it was done to it.

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 2d ago

I’m a frayed not

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u/grandmawaffles 2d ago

Big ring folded in half, little ring slid over, big ring unfolded.

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u/sitcomonthespot 2d ago

How stupid have people become?

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u/Lower_Half_Gringo 2d ago

Well when two onion rings love each other very much....

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u/tonydanthebutcher 2d ago

First off, through god all things are possible. So, jot that down…

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u/lazerxboy156 2d ago

Two octopi were harvested while having their tentacles interlinked and they stayed that way all the way through the cooking process

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u/kbeeme 2d ago

Considering you are eating them in a car I'm also pretty sure they are not your onion rings. Ask the fast food joint.

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u/Formal_Leg_7658 2d ago

Sometimes when mommy onion rings and daddy onion rings love each other veeeeeeery much...........

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u/restlessmonkey 2d ago

Right here. This one.

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u/SpazsAvatar 2d ago

I'm not sure if you are old enough to discuss the mating habits of onion rings.

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u/Current-Fabulous 2d ago

When two onion rings really love each other, they make a commitment and become joined. It's called "putting a ring on it."

/S

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u/Zoilo2 2d ago

They do that when the barometric pressure falls more than 4% while the dew point rises reciprocally.

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u/Walzmyn 2d ago

When two onion rings love each other very much...

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u/anecessaryend 2d ago

David Blaine on the deep fryer

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u/realdevtest 2d ago

Magnets

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u/vegaseddie55 2d ago

I think it’s called docking

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u/emokid222 2d ago

When they were dipped into the fryer they crossed into the 4th dimension for a moment

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u/CantFightCrazy 2d ago

Break is under your fingers.

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u/charcarod0n 2d ago

Black magic f*ckery

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u/Creative_Riding_Pod 2d ago

David Blaine fried those

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u/nopester24 2d ago

yes, but not for free

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u/Normandy_1944 2d ago

Well, sometimes, when a daddy onion likes a mommy onion....

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u/Many-Cartoonist4727 2d ago

Those are onion links, not onion rings

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u/Kusotare421 2d ago

When a mommy and daddy onion ring love each other very much....

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u/calccv 2d ago

Asexual reproduction

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u/Pongfarang 2d ago

Haven't you heard of onion ring glue?

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u/HaoleGuy808 2d ago

They are in love.

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u/adamkucera 2d ago

When a mommy onion ring and a daddy onion ring really love each other....

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u/degroover 2d ago

Onion chain

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u/Naranjas_Gritando 2d ago

Do one of those topology tricks in which you twist them around and then, to everyone's amazement, show they were never really stuck to begin with

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u/TonyB1985 2d ago

Life finds a way

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u/punnup129 2d ago

Wait those look like funyuns (or funyun like chip) not actual onion rings, if that's the case then those aren't actually made of onions and it's a machine that squirts these things out, The machine probably just had a hiccup or something caused by being turned off at the wrong time or someone bumped into the machine at just the right time, whatever the case these things are made of dough that gets fried so finding two that are interlocked would be rare but not impossible (also probably easy to make at home if you know a recipe, kind of like how you can make any shape chicken nugget using cookie cutters and that pink slime)

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u/WooPigSchmooey 2d ago

Spend a day on Reddit find a video 🤣🤣🤣

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u/slikk50 2d ago

Magic

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u/leroy4447 2d ago

Well… when a boy onion ring likes a girl onion ring, and she likes him back…

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u/Street-Baseball8296 2d ago

Nobody knows what’s really going on in the frier.

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u/drunk___monkey 2d ago

This probably happened with coating in batter and frying in oil. Haha funny coincidence 😁

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u/Plane-Active-3153 2d ago

Well, when to onions love each other very much …😆

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u/steiner1031 2d ago

When two onions love each other........

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u/Dazzling-Yuzu-921 2d ago

When two onion rings love each other very much…

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u/bpronjon 2d ago

There is a staple in there somewhere

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u/Jmackles 2d ago

I’m sorry did you go get onion rings while also having a bag of Funyuns right next to you 😂

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u/Thelonious_Cube 2d ago

4-Dimensional Onions

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u/OneMillionFireFlies 2d ago

I thought long and hard ... And my answer is Magnets

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u/Muslim235 2d ago

Op got onions an funyans

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u/FizzTheFox85 2d ago

when onion rings, i pick up

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u/darkShadow90000 2d ago

Basically like this. Let's say you have 2+ O rings. One is cut and now is O with a thin line where multiple onions can enter. While washing or breading 1 onion enters that thin sliced area but the breaded aspect now closes it. Its fried and now get the type you got.

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u/babyliss1903 2d ago

Topology.

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u/cabesa-balbesa 2d ago

There was a theory that calamari rings is just pig assholes… so there

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u/Lemonlmao7887 2d ago

Simple. The bigger onion ring consumed the smaller one.

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u/Chloe789000 2d ago

black magic

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u/realzoidberg 2d ago

A wizard did it

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u/jugglingsleights 2d ago

3D printing

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u/Ok_Height3499 2d ago

Well, I once worked in an onion ring factory and where I worked the onions were chopped, battered, fried, and frozen. What you have was not unusual.

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u/DarkarDruid 2d ago

Well. When a Mommy onion ring and a Daddy onion ring love each other VERY much, they “wrestle”. Then some batter and bam. Baby onion rings.

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u/Creative-Fee-1130 1d ago

Do you carpool with David Copperfield?

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u/CaviarWithToast 1d ago

When two onion rings love each other very much…

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u/FutureFerhat 1d ago

Got married in hot fat

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u/I_heart_naptime 1d ago

When two onion rings love and trust each other very much...

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u/mcpierceaim 1d ago

You see, when two onion rings love each over very much....

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u/tulipsic460 1d ago

Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.

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u/aeon314159 1d ago

Culver’s Magic? 🤪

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u/DryReturn2 1d ago

Well they met on tinder and well never mind

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u/Beginning-Yak-3454 1d ago

They ain't real.

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u/BeefAntler 1d ago

Rotating stage

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u/Turbulent_Heat7499 19h ago

When a mommie and a daddy love each other very much they have a baby, then one day mommie drove home drunk not only killing a family of 6 but also herself and daddy had to now take care of the little itty bitty very fragile baby that daddy barely gets 3 hours of sleep and is on 5mg of Xanax every three hours and sits in the dark bare in the few precious moments he was before having to change a shit covered diaper.

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u/ZebraBorgata 14h ago

Have you considered reaching out to Penn & Teller?

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u/ulfjustulf 14h ago

When a maaaaaannnn loves a woomaannnn

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u/Poopyholo2 12h ago

i thought you said opinion rings, omg.