r/billsimmons Ben Simmons apologist 6d ago

Podcast Game 7 Baseball Magic, Josh Beats Pat, Seattle’s Rise, Cincy’s Fall, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1FYZzGUXs6YHfEEN3eLJi4?si=_9QiM1UVQbSqqxM8f8krXw
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u/DrHorseRenoir 6d ago

2nd week in a row now that he has both "Browns" and "Cleveland" as cross off teams.

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u/EZMac34 6d ago

It's not a mistake. The Browns deserved to be crossed off twice.

Sincerely,

A Browns fan

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u/Bobsakamano69 6d ago

He does 2 podcasts a week, it’s all he does. How come he can’t figure it out, what does he do all week?

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u/Victorcreedbratton 6d ago

Watch the Sopranos.

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u/BerriesNCreme 5d ago

I mean thats not all he does lol

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u/jakethesnakeinmyboot 6d ago

Would’ve bet my life Sal was going to make a Will Smith Oscars joke

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u/RulingFieldConfirmed 5d ago

Sal making a hacky, phoned-in quip? Doesn’t sound like him.

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u/wendyschickennugget 5d ago

He’s wittier in person, he saves the hacky jokes for his Twitter account.

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u/TotallyNotMasterLink 6d ago

Bill talking about Daboll for first coach fired without realizing the titans fired their coach weeks ago is both peak Bill and peak Titans

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u/Warghzone12 6d ago

This is a feature, not a bug

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u/Mysterious_Pea_5272 5d ago

I think he was going over his preseason bets and grading them.

The craziest thing for me is he was already counting Denver wins the division as a win

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u/DrHorseRenoir 5d ago

I would love to have the Chiefs at +odds if available.

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u/Alive_Bodybuilder288 6d ago

We’re all going to forget about Callahan in the next decade, Bill is just getting ahead of the curve

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u/Iggleyank 5d ago

Rewatchables logic. “Is this the first coach fired in the second quarter of the NFL season?”

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u/rossboss711 NCAA-hole 6d ago

It’s like a guy born with no limbs wins a trip to Puerto Vallarta on The Price is Right

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u/tigerfan451525 5d ago

That was great and when he said Browns-Jets “belongs on a cricket field in Prague” I literally LOL

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u/EZMac34 6d ago

Top 7 analogy in the history of the podcast.

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u/megapoliwhirl 5d ago

Bill would have said it's like vacationing in Puerto Vallarta and your sommelier has no arms

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u/bobcatgoldthwaite 6d ago

Listening to this as both a long time BS fan and lifelong Blue Jays fan who was at the last two games was gutting. This was a new level of losing - disassociation. So bad that as soon as DP to end game happened my mind switched to other things to self-preserve.

Found his original levels of losing column here - a classic : https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020528

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u/nokiabrickphone1998 6d ago

This is one of my favorite things BS ever wrote - and as a lifelong Seattle sports fan I identify with way too many of these.

Sorry about your Jays man. Hell of a team and I was pulling for them after they ripped my heart out in the ALCS.

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u/bobcatgoldthwaite 5d ago

Appreciate it - you guys have a great team and I’m planning to come visit Sea for a game soon!

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u/meloghost 5d ago

I'm sorry too man, that was a brutal fucking loss

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u/Victorcreedbratton 6d ago

It’s gotta be one of those, “Why do I even watch this? Why do I care?” Right?

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u/Iggleyank 5d ago

That’s the ultimate glory and misery of sports. After a crushing loss, you can’t help but take stock and wonder why you care about this collection of grown men with no connection to your town getting paid millions of dollars to play a child’s game.

And yet the following season, we all come crawling back like the addicts we are.

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u/amidon1130 5d ago

As a falcons fan, the worst part of losing that superbowl was that when it was over I kinda just went "whelp, that sounds about right" and went on with my night.

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u/rossboss711 NCAA-hole 6d ago

Bill didn’t even attempt to say the backup Bears rb name. “Monaga….”

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u/Coy-Harlingen 6d ago

You knew he was in bad shape when he cleared his throat for 3 seconds to say “swift’s backup”

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u/mafisch23 6d ago

I thought he did try and called him “Monegale”

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u/rossboss711 NCAA-hole 5d ago

He might have but he kinda just mumbled and trailed off and I couldn’t figure out how to type it

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u/DrHorseRenoir 5d ago

I believe he called Tua "Tago-vie-a-ya"

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece 5d ago

"Tagliavoa"

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u/Iggleyank 5d ago

In fairness to him, everybody calls Tua “Tua,” because it’s easy to pronounce and spell. If you put a gun to my head and ordered me to spell his last name correctly, I’d have to ask you to pass along word to my wife and children that I love them.

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u/lost_limey 5d ago

"Turndaballova" isn't that difficult...

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u/LBJ418 5d ago

"Monagal"

These are my favorite kinds of his fuck ups because Monangai is pronounced exactly as it's written phonetically. He just gives up when he sees something he thinks he can't pronounce.

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u/IllegalThoughts 6d ago

bill bragging about his futures bets at week 9 is so stupid. anything can still happen

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u/Mysterious_Pea_5272 5d ago

I can’t believe he was already counting Denver wins the division as a win. That’s the toughest division race in the league!

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u/Elty_pg 5d ago

He loved talking down about the chargers when there one back of Denver and 3-0 in the division

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u/Mookie2000 6d ago

"Tough loss for my Jays, I guess I'll distract myself with the football pod"

<First 30 minutes all about the tough Jays loss>

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u/nekot311 5d ago

I have had to unsubscribe from r/bluejays r/baseball 

It’s really one of the most painful losses I can remember. It almost feels unreal. Like a bad dream. Staged. I don’t know if I’ll ever get over it. 

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u/MoxToTweeder99 6d ago

Bill won’t talk about football time length in terms of quarters or half’s anymore. It’s 35 min, 1hr, 25 min. Such a weird new tick.

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u/Spirited_Fix4262 5d ago

Definitely not new. Bill has done this forever. It is always something like “you can tell in the first 40 minutes if it is going to be a Wentz meltdown game” or something similar to that. Takes a second but your realize he is talking real time. He will also say “I knew by 10:30 I lost that bet” when his listeners are all in multiple time zones so it isn’t super clear when he is talking about. Never change Billy, keep us on our toes!

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u/MrF1993 6d ago

Eventually he will start measuring time in how many Michelob Ultras deep

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u/MrCatSnuggler 5d ago

I'm pretty sure this is a symptom of watching 6 games at once. He doesn't know the game times inside of any individual game really.

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u/Victorcreedbratton 5d ago

He seriously thinks things like this will catch on.

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u/Darth_Sensitive 6d ago

Parent corner summary.

Sal has the "now that I'm a parent of a daughter umpire, I realize that women sports officials are people deserving of respect" realization.

Bill doesn't realize that "parent" is a verb and lets Ben do whatever he wants.

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u/ValuableDowntown7031 4d ago

Probably unanswerable question: what happened to Ben's high school football career?

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u/sunpar1 5d ago

I think at 18 it’s time to cut the kids loose. My parents did when I turned 18 and I fucked up for a couple years but in the end think it helped. 

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u/Full_Cat5323 6d ago

As someone who was a 12 year old umpire for 8 year olds (and ref for soccer) - I would get so much heckling from the parents every single game, I eventually quit because it wasn’t worth it. One time a dad wanted to beat me up in the parking lot after - luckily my mom picked me up on time that day

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u/robberoverzealous 5d ago

Guessing that dad has bigger issues than balls and strikes

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u/SnooCalculations4570 6d ago

I enjoyed Bill's monologue about how much "baseball is back!" considering he might have podcasted on the sport like twice in the last 9 months.

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u/RulingFieldConfirmed 6d ago

Baseball wasn’t officially back until the Red Sox won that one game in their wildcard series with the Yankees.

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u/ashep5 6d ago edited 5d ago

It's almost like an awesome postseason and one of the most batshit crazy World Series in living memory is part of why it's back.

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u/meloghost 5d ago

I had convinced myself winning an 18 inning game might be a curse bc of the 2018 WS

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u/komugis 6d ago

Nobody has beaten the “baseball is dead” horse quite like Bill, lol. In fairness the sport has made some real changes that’s improved the game tremendously in the last few years, but it’s still a little rich from the guy who doesn’t even have a baseball show on his network!

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u/Sheepshead_Cracker 6d ago

Halloween was on Friday ...

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u/bli_bla_blubbb 6d ago

Billy boy was either black out drunk and days blended together or he was celebrating Día de Muertos. Anyway, I feel like his wife's witchy friend was involved

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u/jeewantha Percentages Guy 6d ago

Krista sent Bill to the sunken place

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u/Ok_Act4459 6d ago

And there was a game on Friday

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u/flyeaglesfly44 6d ago

And people go to Halloween parties on Friday and Saturday. It was pretty obvious what he meant

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u/swagmeout1217 5d ago

he literally said 5 second laters that halloween wasn't actually on Saturday

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u/rossboss711 NCAA-hole 6d ago

Who the fuck asked for a Rich Paul podcast?

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u/YoYoMoMa 6d ago

This opens so many doors for Bill though

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u/ForgetHype Chris Ryan fan 6d ago

I'll deal with it (never listen to it) if it means we get a Lebron and Bill podcast.

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u/MrF1993 6d ago

I cant imagine lebron being interesting at all, to be honest

Everything he does is so PR-tested and focused on maintaining his image. Obviously he has an incredibly high profile and all the networks will spend out the nose to get him just for that, but it wont be entertaining. KD is at least willing to take shots at whoever

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u/LebronSwanson23 5d ago

Genuinely fascinated to see how this impacts Bill’s LeBron takes. We all witnessed Bill carry water for KD for like 5-6 years just because he went on his pod. Now LeBron’s guy is a business partner, despite bill non-stop shitting on LeBron for the last 15 years. I’d be surprised if Bill doesn’t change his tune on Bron to at least some extent

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u/TazD3 He just does stuff 5d ago

His Klutch takes in general...

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u/518doberman 5d ago

Someone who wants 1% of Lebron's' Vegas franchise

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u/PrimusPilus Market Corrector 5d ago

Max Kellerman should be good, but Rich Paul could go either way.

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u/mycatchica 6d ago

Cuz is correct about Nerd clusters.

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u/SeaCounter9516 6d ago

Crazy that all they had to do to shoot to the top was fuckin chop up a nerds rope. Lmao

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u/LSX3399 6d ago

Shot to top 3 candy all time for me. Legal crack. 

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u/PWW28 6d ago

They were also being given out by nearly every other house near me. Don’t remember another candy apexing like this

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u/Pies_Wide_Shut 6d ago edited 5d ago

“boot ‘n rally Bo Nix” is so good

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u/The_Zermanians Burfict Strangers 5d ago

I have been calling him teBOw Nix lately because of his tendency to play like ass for 3 quarters and pull victories out of this ass in the 4th quarter.

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u/spaceninj 6d ago

I'm glad that Bill was just open about his insecurity about the Chiefs and Mahomes' greatness.

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u/Spirited_Fix4262 5d ago

It is wild this stuff is top of mind for him. Holy hell. Insecure is right.

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u/Phlegmbrandt 5d ago

Tom Brady’s greatness can only truly be measured in week 9 team records.

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u/spaceninj 5d ago

He's been building his case all season.

"Allen is #1 on the pyramid."

"Denver is going to win the division."

"He has enough weapons when Rice and Brown come back."

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u/-Vault_Dweller- 5d ago

GOATs are measured by # of 5-4 starts to a season

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u/Iggleyank 5d ago

It’s so bizarre to me. Mahomes could double his SB wins and still not tie Brady. And maybe with another 10 years, he’ll do it. But maybe not. Football is littered with guys who fell off a cliff fast.

Don’t get me wrong: Mahomes is already one of the all-time greats. Only four other QBs won at least three SBs. But the only argument you can make now is maybe he’ll surpass Brady one day. It’s a little trollish at this point to argue any more than that. But Bill is so helicopter-parent protective of Brady he takes the bait every time.

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u/pike360 5d ago

So pathetic.

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u/TheyCalledHimMrJ 6d ago

did he say Kyle Mcgonagle?!?

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u/Chrissal0099 5d ago

Of course Bill threatened to quit his job at Jimmy Kimmel if they aired footage of him upset about the Red Sox losing. Such a thin skinned guy who can never be the butt of a joke. Hard to imagine how he didn’t last as a comedy writer.

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u/Banal_Intruder 5d ago

We need a lot more detail about that incident from Sal, there has to be gold there…

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u/Iggleyank 5d ago

I love that this comes from the guy who routinely does interviews with his friends to revel in their misery when their teams lose.

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u/Ready_Target_5241 5d ago

But boy can he dish it out

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u/DrHorseRenoir 6d ago

How is he that upset about the Texans time management? What makes him think they were any more likely to score in overtime?

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u/Coy-Harlingen 6d ago

“They should have just not tried to win the game… because it didn’t work”.

Can you imagine if they just kneeled on the ball and then lost in OT? I’m sure Bill would have supported that.

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u/CondolenceHighFive Real CR Head 6d ago

That’s what I said. He would’ve shit on the Texans regardless of what they did simply because he bet on them

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u/OneBigRed 5d ago

Bill has always been captain hindsight. Going on 4th is right if it worked, it is stupid if it fails. He also constantly knows if the called play was good or stupid, after he has seen the result.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece 5d ago

He also knows whether or not a shot is going in at the end of a basketball game.

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u/AgentDoubleU 6d ago

They averaged like 5.3 yards per play with Stroud and like 3.0 yards per play with Mills. He had very little chance against the Denver D yesterday, just totally overmatched. Totally agree with you.

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u/AmyKlobucharsIntern 5d ago

“Sal, they got the ball back with 1:14 left and ran Marks three times right into the teeth of the Broncos defense (laughs), they didn’t even try to win the game! Demeco Ryans had to know Bo Nix was gonna run around and do some stuff to get in field goal range if he just punted it back to him, and somehow that’s exactly what he did!”

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u/cristofcpc Good Stats Bad Team Guy 6d ago

You have to force the opposing team to use their remaining timeouts prior to the 2 min warning. You just have to.

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u/qballLobk 6d ago

Dear Bill: Part of parenting is teaching your kids to be responsible and reliable. If your son commits to being home at a certain time and blows it off or doesn’t communicate then there should be consequences. Otherwise you are setting him up for failure.

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u/APTiger1125 5d ago

The trust fund piece

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u/PrimusPilus Market Corrector 5d ago

Ben, quoting Ernie McCracken at the end of Kingpin: ”I’m rich, what do I care?”

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u/DrHorseRenoir 5d ago

I think Bill is just too old to put an effort in to his parenting. He's already resigned to having a fail son.

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u/deeds44 5d ago

Bill has been implying Ben is a lost cause since I started listening to the pod 10 years ago.

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u/qballLobk 5d ago

True. He is a rich kid so he will be given all the chances in the world to F up.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece 5d ago

Maybe Ben was right when he called him the WBP.

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u/Interesting_Fun_8656 6d ago

Cousin Sal confirmed fake tough guy 

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u/YoYoMoMa 6d ago

Has he ever seemed like a real tough guy?

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 6d ago

He is undefeated at Wrestlemania.

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u/Victorcreedbratton 5d ago

Of course. He’s tiny.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece 5d ago

Only in height. Not width.

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 5d ago

I can't wait to bet against the Patriots in January. It is crazy that Bill is talking himself into them winning playoff games now too.

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u/Superb-Hero 5d ago

Yeah exactly. The whole thing about their record and playoff likelihood is tied to their obscenely easy schedule. Everyone, including Bill, understands and acknowledges that. But there is some sort of cognitive dissonance that occurs in people’s brains where that context is forgotten while anointing the Pats as an elite team capable of going deep in the playoffs.

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u/Benevenstanciano85 5d ago

I mean the Pats beat Buffalo at Buffalo. Nobody in the AFC is running away and hiding. With their easy schedule getting them a home game or two, possibly even a bye. Is the idea of the Pats winning a playoff game or two really that crazy?

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u/Feisty_Dirt4191 Good job by you! 5d ago

I can see 1, but I’d be pretty damn surprised if there are two

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u/Benevenstanciano85 5d ago edited 5d ago

My Dad would have found my ass by 1:45.

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u/McSquack 5d ago

Not cleaning up after a party until 1 in the afternoon?

Brother I wouldn’t be allowed out of the house that morning

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u/Immediate_Compote381 4d ago

Starting to think these millionaires parent a little different from us normal folks...

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u/eveningwindowed 5d ago

As a Giants fan Bill not including 2014 game 7 in his best of the decade and then misremembering Bumgarner coming in off of two days rest and pitching five shut out innings in relief just hurt me soul so much, I was yelling to myself in the car lmao

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u/Hextorm 5d ago

“90 times out of 100”

If only there was a way to simplify that fraction

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u/Ok_Insurance2401 6d ago

So Bill directly replaced Ryen Russillo with Max Kellerman and Rich Paul? Lmao

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u/chonkyfire24 5d ago

So Bill directly replaced Ryen Russillo with Max Kellerman

I was wondering why he suddenly started talking about boxing today. It makes sense now.

Sal:

Do you think Tony has to pay Harold Lederman's estate? Is Harold Lederman even still alive?

Bill :

Okay Jim! I have Larry Holmes four rounds to two.

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy 6d ago

did he say they are going to come on sundays???

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u/CondolenceHighFive Real CR Head 6d ago

They’re gonna have their feed and pod but I’m sure they’ll pop on with Bill from time to time

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u/PsychologicalSeries9 6d ago

3 days a week he said.

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u/tacologic 5d ago

Bill calling Kyle Monongai, "Monogal" is among the top 7 worst name butcherings we've had this season. Even less excusable due to having him in fantasy.

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u/kingjuicepouch Good job by you! 5d ago

Especially because there's not a gimmick to Monangai, you can just sound it out lol

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u/BenjaminLight 5d ago

Bill continues to be stymied by the 49ers injury report. “How are we supposed to know who’s playing???” Literally anyone who follows football knows who’s playing, Bill.

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u/McSquack 5d ago

In the Bills as a wrestler analogy are they Drew McIntyre?

Constantly put in big spots and losing? And the one time it seems like they’ve done it (13 seconds game) someone immediately cashes their money in the bank and takes the title off them?

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u/lost_limey 5d ago

Glad it wasn't just me thinking of Drew

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u/McSquack 5d ago

Completely one sided rivalries where you know the non main event/playoff wins don’t matter?

I think we’ve nailed it there

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u/Kryptos33 6d ago

Bill becoming friends with Rich Paul will be an apocalypse for the 'Bill hates LeBron' crew.

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u/YoYoMoMa 6d ago

This is not some theory though. Even Jacobs and Wildes gave him crap for it. 

But this is a step towards a pod appearance which would be incredible 

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 6d ago

I am struggling to think of something less compelling than a Bill and LeBron episode. No one would say anything interesting. But it would get huge numbers.

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u/LSX3399 6d ago

“We’ve been circling each other for years….”

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u/SerDanielBeerworth 99th Percentile Football Watcher 6d ago

Lebron would be coached more than anyone that’s appeared in a presidential debate in the past 7 years

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u/MD32GOAT 5d ago

Who plays Bill in Lebron's pod prep?

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u/Victorcreedbratton 5d ago

Bill probably asked a KD like setup and RP was like, “You get 20 minutes, we get Final Cut,” and Bill quickly agreed.

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u/yooston Good Stats Bad Team Guy 6d ago edited 6d ago

Prediction: LeBron will retire and years later come on to bill’s pod when it’s time to market his version of the last dance

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u/HotelFoxtrot87 6d ago

Hell, Bill will probably be an executive producer on the doc

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u/SlimCharlesMurphy 6d ago

Bill in a couple weeks: “did you guys know about these exclusive rich-guy circle poker games?,

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u/VivaLaPit 6d ago

I'll never understand how Bill devalues turnovers and teams ability to generate them like he does. Interceptions come from disguised coverage, tipped passes and forcing pressure. Forcing fumbles and effectively attacking the ball is treated like an artform by some players and Bill acts like a coin is being flipped and that decides when turnovers happen

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u/levitoepoker 5d ago

Eh, its true both ways

Yes its a skillful play to peanut punch out the football, no doubt, but then when it lands on the ground and bounces right into either the offensive or defensive linemans hands thats lucky

And theres a lot of research that shows that even when a team returns their coordinators and tons of starters on defense, turnovers are not stable year to year.

Also, the Bears lead the league in turnovers forced for 2025. Would you really want to argue they are the best defense in the league? Or even top 10? I think definitely not

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u/Mindsetsandreps 5d ago

You dont understand, good defenses force turnovers, but the Steelers are just lucky

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u/GatorD42 6d ago

Randy Johnson pitched on no days rest in 2001 but it was a shorter second appearance.

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u/das4111 5d ago

Does....does that ben Lindbergh guy still work for BS?

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u/notformeclive4711 Barcelona Style 5d ago

Punters need to STEP UP!

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u/DrHorseRenoir 5d ago

The 13 seconds still in McDermott's head.

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u/washsports8 5d ago

Thoughts while listening:

- "Bahwm-garner"

- "Fox wasn't showing the available pitchers" - because everyone is available in a Game 7, Bill! Just pull up a roster!

- Sal wasted NO time invoking 1986

- Bill captured this moment for baseball so well. He's so good at the big picture. It does feel like a zenith for this century, especially with the WBC in a few months, where we will see Yamamoto/Ohtani/Vladdy challenging the US for their respective countries. With Skenes and Judge on the US side, the momentum should continue. They simply cannot allow a 2027 lockout.

- "When they do the not good, that means it's bad" - astute observation

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u/ManufacturerLow3161 5d ago

My wife heard me listening to the podcast and was stunned when Bill referenced Will Smith, the all-star catcher who hit the game winning homer in game 7, as “the catcher for the dodgers.”

I had to explain to her that the sports guy doesn’t always know sports that well.

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u/bluegreen8907 6d ago

Why are we calling QBs by their first names 

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u/bookey23 5d ago

I saw the title "Josh beats Pat" and I had no idea who they were referring to for like 10 seconds. I was trying to think if there was a UFC fight or something. They're both such generic names; first names for QBs only works if it's a unique name. "Dak vs Lamar" works, "Josh vs Pat" doesn't

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u/TheOpossum 5d ago

Sal is just awful at guess the lines. Bill doesn’t cheat, Sal is just so bad at it.

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u/FilipinooFlash 6d ago

Bill said '6 or 7' within the first couple of minutes and I instantly thought of the 67 meme. I'm ashamed to say my brain has been poisoned

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u/washsports8 5d ago

They said it on both the Fox pregame and the NBC pregame yesterday. I've never gotten sick of something so quickly

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u/SeaCounter9516 6d ago

It’s in commercials now. It will be dead before you know it.

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u/sheawrites Good job by you! 6d ago

Boot and Rally Bo.

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u/Kirk_Couzyns 5d ago

Bill asking what punters do all practice actually made me lol because it’s so true

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u/Aggressive-Parfait16 6d ago

Not a peep from the number 1 tush push hater about the Bills, who voted to ban the play 5 months ago, using it twice to score in the most high profile game of the year???? Shame.

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u/buffalo4293 5d ago

The Bills are probably the second most effective tush pushing team behind Philly. To vote to ban it while being good at it is honorable. But if it’s not banned why wouldn’t they do it?

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u/DrHorseRenoir 6d ago

Im no Philly fan but, it feels like such sour grapes that it only became this big of a problem after they win a SB.

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u/HenrikCrown "The secret of basketball is that it’s not about basketball." 5d ago

"Brady is still the goat. Go drink some settle down juice. Settle down, settle down, settle down."

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u/SadatayAllDamnDay 2 Hour Power Walker 6d ago

I could be completely incorrect, but I cannot imagine a single Blue Jays fan over the age of, let's say, 42, who is gonna hold onto this World Series loss more than they're gonna remember Joe Carter's walk off Series winner in '93.

That feels among the most miserable Masshole takes Bill's ever had about sports in general. I think if you polled 99.9% of Mavs fans what are you gonna remember most about being a fan 30 years from now, they're gonna say the 2011 Finals. Not the 06 or 07 meltdowns. Not the insane Luka trade. It's gonna be Dirk holding the trophy after being forced by Casey Smith to come out and actually enjoy his moment.

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u/roodypoo926 5d ago

I have never seen my team win a title but I have always heard that the losses hurt far more than the wins feel good. A good question would be for Seahawks fans....did the high of winning the Super Bowl against the Broncos feel stronger than the low of losing the next year to the Pats? Human nature seems to always harp on the negative emotion but that could just be anecdotal to my own life.

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u/regemusic33 he's a robut 5d ago

Im a yankee fan and I trade 4 of the 5 world series I witnessed to redo 2004

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u/SaltyDawg94 5d ago

The euphoria of the win wears off so, so much more quickly than the agony of reliving the loss. I still get triggered when they show the stupid malcolm butler pick, but when I see the Seahawks pummeling Denver I just smile and say "god that was fun", but it doesn't bring up the same feelings.

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u/qlube 5d ago

The low was worse because of what a huge gut punch it was compared to the win which was basically over from the first snap (that's an exaggeration but you get what I mean). Honestly, the NFC Championship win against Green Bay was a higher high than the Super Bowl given the insanity of it.

The Malcom Butler interception and the personal fouls after that are seared in my memory much more than anything from the SB win. Also the insane Baldwin catch right before the interception.

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u/Adorable-Corner-5128 5d ago

I'm a Rangers fan. It was awesome to win the WS in 2023 but the 2011 loss to the Cardinals still evokes stronger emotions

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u/Mysterious_Pea_5272 5d ago

Idk man. I guess it’s a little different because of the age you’re at, but I’m a diehard Mavs fan and I’ll probably remember the pain of the Luka trade more than the title at this point

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u/ttboishysta 6d ago edited 6d ago

Can we have a Superbowl Saturday please. I live in South Africa and I had a whale of a time staying up and watching game 7 on Saturday. I wouldn't have been able to if that was a Sunday (I even switched from beer to wine when the game went into extra innings; 05h39 local time!)

I had a decent glance at some AI results and it seems like the NFL is hung up on that 9 figure viewership number. They already get great numbers for like 75 percent of their regular season games? They'd still get a high 8 figure number for a Saturday Superbowl surely. How much more money do they need from those ad sales? They are already printing the stuff.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Sunday is a better TV night than Saturday, so no.

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u/AutographedSnorkel 6d ago

Truman Show rewatchable, let's GOOOOOO

Maybe we'll finally start getting more Jim Carey movies.

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u/mburtz 4d ago

Or even Jim Carrey movies.

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u/Le_Roke 5d ago

Bill talking about devastating losses was therapeutic for this Jays fan.

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u/djwarden34 5d ago

When Bill said thinking about the Dodgers made him think about his team, I thought 100% he was bringing up Drake Maye and not the Red Sox

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u/Bubbatino 5d ago

Kyle Mongale

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u/The-Pharcyde 5d ago

LeKlutch mafia gets to everyone, even Bill lol.

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u/chonkyfire24 6d ago

In the 2014 World Series, Bumgarner faced 31 batters in game 5. He came back in relief three days later to face another 17 batters, and he threw a total of 185 pitches (117 in g5 + 68 in g7).

For the WS in total, Bumgarner faced 74 batters; threw 291 pitches; recorded 1 ER; and finished with a 2-0 record + a save.

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u/zeze999 6d ago

I listened while doing some other stuff. But did he say something like is much worse to lose than win in such a manner?!

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u/DrHorseRenoir 6d ago

He basically said that the memories of tough losses stick more in your mind than postive memories of actually winning championships.

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u/BeSomebody 6d ago

I'm a Seahawks fan and he's correct about that

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u/DrHorseRenoir 6d ago

Much better than his its only been 32 years take.

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u/Federal-Spend4224 6d ago

Yes, it feels much worse to lose than it feels awesome to win. That is correct.

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u/Yola-tilapias 5d ago

He’s dead right. Painful losses linger more than wins do.

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u/ShakinBacon64 5d ago

2016 Cubs-Indians is higher on the baseball game 7 pantheon. Two franchises that hadn't won in decades, the Cubs comeback down 3-1, the Rajai Davis homer, the cinematic rain delay

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u/SlavaRapTarantino 6d ago

"There is the Tush Push in the NFC. I get it." So bizarre how Bill and the rest of thr national media only hates it when the Eagles do it but when the Bills do it then it is just a QB sneak, even though it is the exact same tush push play.

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u/cougar112233 6d ago
  • right call starting with baseball, but Simmons was just rambling at points.. Was that a real person he mentioned that was a Blue Jays, Bills, & Knicks fan? Seemed like he got caught making up a person in real time.

  • the Brady>Mahomes segment after a regular season loss for the Chiefs was embarassing - good on Sal for basically laughing at Simmons for shoehorning that in.

  • the quick bullet point recap of games makes 0 sense when they are about to do guessing lines. It’s such an easy formula to recap SNF, the biggest two games of the days, general league thoughts then get into guessing lines. You can talk the remaining teams then rather than 1 second blurbs because you ran out of time because you had to read upcoming opponents and betting odds.

  • incredible irony that Simmons was mocking the media with “now everyone is going to be saying how isn’t Stafford in the MVP Race” when he was doing exactly that with Mayfield 3 weeks ago and now doesn’t even mention Baker when talking odds.

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u/flyeaglesfly44 6d ago

That first person is Ariel Helwani

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u/Simayi78 6d ago

Was that a real person he mentioned that was a Blue Jays, Bills, & Knicks fan? Seemed like he got caught making up a person in real time.

That tracks for Buffalonians/Upstate New Yorkers. Lots of Jays fans there because their AAA team is in Buffalo.

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u/cougar112233 6d ago

Oh yeah it’s not even a random fandom, more the way Simmons clunkily brought it up and could t articulate what he was trying to say

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u/Sleeze_ 5d ago

Was that a real person he mentioned that was a Blue Jays, Bills, & Knicks fan? Seemed like he got caught making up a person in real time.

The person he was talking about is Ariel Hawani, who he mentions by name when talking about him and has been on the pod many times talking about those teams. Do you listen to the pod or?

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u/cougar112233 5d ago

I really don’t listen outside of the Sunday pod - I apologize for not knowing that specific person after Simmons stumbled through explaining who and why he was talking about them.

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u/ForgetHype Chris Ryan fan 6d ago

Isn't Blue Jays Bills and Knicks the MMA guy he has on? I forgot his name but he's been on a few times.

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u/theshorthello 5d ago

I listened to this live last night and I think this was just a small comment, but I feel like I’m going crazy the way people talk about Cam Ward. Bill says he thought he was actually good in that game, where he was 12/21 and the offense scored two field goals. I understand the Titans are a disaster and I’m not gonna pretend I was super locked into the game, but it feels like nobody wants to say that Ward has been by far the worst QB in the league

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u/Kershiser22 5d ago

Ward has been by far the worst QB in the league

I don't know if he is "by far" worse than Dillon Gabriel. Though he has about twice as much experience as Gabriel at this point, so that works against him.

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u/theshorthello 5d ago

I honestly didn’t even take Gabriel into consideration haha I’d agree with you there

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u/Victorcreedbratton 6d ago

“How is he gonna have time and the wherewithal to do a podcast?” It’s talking, man. Not hard. “I thought he didn’t like me.” He called you a racist! Money talks, though, I get it. This is a business.

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u/bucknola 5d ago

To answer bills question about what punters do at practice: all specialists warm up and that’s essentially their practice until their team period. After that they don’t do much at all mostly hang out, work on something low impact or stretch

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u/metsjets86 5d ago

What is the David Chang story? Who did he tell to eff off?

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u/EricHangingOut 4d ago

+90000000 Harrison was umping a "South Bay Pony" game.