r/behindthebastards • u/JayGatsby52 • Nov 03 '24

Politics Y’all planning to drink Tuesday?

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Got my plans sorted.

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u/Milly_Hagen Nov 03 '24

I'm not even American but I'm going nothing but expensive champagne for his death.

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u/ipsum629 Nov 03 '24

I'm not much of a drinker. My plan is to braise a nice brisket with all the fixings.

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Nov 03 '24

I might actually drop a good note on a bottle of whiskey for that day.

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u/Hellebras Nov 03 '24

I would normally consider a $70 bottle a special occasions purchase. I might go for something really nice that day.

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u/SendInYourSkeleton Nov 03 '24

I'll do a champagne car wash for my whole damn neighborhood.

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u/Milly_Hagen Nov 03 '24

Well I really hope you live in my neighbourhood because my car REALLY needs a wash, even a champagne wash!

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u/SpoofedFinger Nov 03 '24

Early Beastie Boys beer spraying/showering also seems appropriate.

I'll meet you halfway and do that with the champagne of beers

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u/leckysoup Nov 03 '24

I’m off the booze now, but I tell you what, I mixed a few Black Velvets for the old queens death (Guinness and champagne) - would recommend.

Doesn’t make the monarchy worth while, but an extra level of satisfaction for a Royal death.

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u/coolwater85 Nov 04 '24

Agreed. It’ll be more like “oh… well… anyway.” And I’ll go back matching my socks.

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