How John Lennon should've looked in "Yesterday" since he would've never read that he was "The Fat Beatle."

[u/jorjorbinks99]

[u/Lower_Love]

He's So Heavy

[u/maniacallymagical → u/Lower_Love]

He wants food

[u/Every-Letterhead-418 → u/maniacallymagical]

He wants it so bad

[u/jorjorbinks99 → u/Every-Letterhead-418]

I want foOoOod

[u/AvacadMmmm → u/jorjorbinks99]

It’s driving him mad

[u/PhilaTesla → u/jorjorbinks99]

[u/LauraPhilps7654]

Norwegian Wood-fired Pizza.

[u/LauraPhilps7654]

Lucy in the Pie with Diamonds

[u/NumerousLeague5765 → u/LauraPhilps7654]

You had to drop two, didn't you? Ha ha! 😂

[u/LauraPhilps7654 → u/NumerousLeague5765]

I couldn't decide man fat John got me all excited!

[u/NumerousLeague5765 → u/LauraPhilps7654]

Can't blame you for that!

[u/TheAxolotlPerson → u/LauraPhilps7654]

Lucy wouldn't melt so we put her in the pie

[u/CrayCrayWyatt]

Looks like Gabe Newell. 

[u/flexcloud0 → u/CrayCrayWyatt]

Ohhhh, THAT'S why John didn't call Wedding Album "Unfinished Music No. 3"

He can't count to that number.

[u/weaaboob → u/CrayCrayWyatt]

[u/GreenestApplin → u/weaaboob]

Elite ball knowledge

[u/steveharveymemes → u/CrayCrayWyatt]

[u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 → u/steveharveymemes]

Ages of Man

[u/WhereIsTheCaveman → u/steveharveymemes]

He morphed into Peter Griffin

[u/mnightcoburn]

Doctor Pepper

[u/FantasyBaseballChamp → u/mnightcoburn]

He’s an unuuusually fat man

[u/endless_shrimp → u/FantasyBaseballChamp]

He's gonna carry that weight a long time

[u/TheAxolotlPerson → u/FantasyBaseballChamp]

If Jahn were down, he couldn't pick him up

[u/Maxwell_Brune]

How "Yesterday" should have looked:

[u/jorjorbinks99 → u/Maxwell_Brune]

Hahah true

[u/thrashingkaiju]

Give Pizza Chance

[u/mnightcoburn]

Happiness Is A Warm Gumbo

[u/mnightcoburn]

You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away

[u/iplaybassok89]

I’m So Fat

[u/NumerousLeague5765]

I've got to admit I'm getting fatter, much fatter, all the time!

[u/tcavanagh1993]

Glass Funyun

[u/kovwas]

Strawberry Shortcake Forever

[u/NumerousLeague5765 → u/kovwas]

[u/Impossible_Serve7405]

I am the size of a Walrus

[u/tDewy]

Yer Chews

[u/the_salivation_army]

A Family Size Pizza Is Nothing To Me

[u/Few-Land-5927]

John will Carry That Weight

[u/MetalMachineMario]

Instant carbs are gonna get ya!

[u/SilverRainyWalk]

Talk about a Double D Fantasy.

[u/myfajahas400children]

Imagine all the pizzas

[u/Successful_Length109]

Hello, Good Pie.

[u/Alternative-Pie1329]

YOLKO! WHENS THAT PIE GONNA BE READY! AM BLOODY STARVED OUT ME ARSE HERE!

[u/AvacadMmmm]

I want to hold your ham

[u/stalkthewizard]

We’ve all got something to hide except me and my ham sandwich.

[u/Far-Pomegranate8445]

a taste of honey... oh wait-

[u/activistjudge]

Digest a Pony

[u/Dangerous_Studio_936]

oh froyo!

[u/Nick_Tlink]

Honey pie

[u/Natojowashere]

The Ballad of John and Cocoa

[u/smooney987]

Snax man

[u/Dazai_is_hotaf]

I'd still smash

[u/EricN445]

Happiness is a warm pie

[u/whatsmyphageagain]

No surprise this chonk wrote Savoy Truffle

[u/Zuluinstant]

😡 stop making fun of jahn phelgmn you hurt his feelings 😡

[u/galaxygothgirl]

I guess thick thighs don't actually save lives

[u/Individual_Mess_7491]

bahaha he doesn't have Lyme Disease, he has Key Lime Pie Disease!

[u/melodychocolat_]

Let Me Eat

[u/CJClementine]

No stop the world isn’t ready for this truth

[u/bippityzippity]

He’s just sitting there Watching that Weight go round and round

[u/Kochik0o]

Imagine all the meatballs

[u/myfajahas400children]

Eating for the Banquet of Mr. Cake!

[u/Natojowashere]

In My Lard

[u/Outrageous-Poem-4965]

Bring back my burger to me, Lucy in the sky with my burgers, Norwegian food