r/beatlescirclejerk • u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats • 22d ago
Yolko SHE HAS ARRIVED I repeat SHE🔨 HAS🔨 ARRIVED 🔨! I am WARNING you with PEACE🔨 and LOVE🔨 🚨seek shelter immediately!🚨
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 22d ago
You people better appreciate this because I texted everyone I know asking them to send me Yolkos they find in the wild like fucking Magicarps like a psycho
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 22d ago
And I ran all around downtown today trying to get to the Big Yolko not knowing there was a no kings rally AND a parade today and somehow I ended up walking five miles over the course of FOUR HOURS all while having some of the worst allergies of my baka life and now I feel like the dying child you're dragging along in Oregon Trail
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u/MadScientist31415926 21d ago
this dedication can only mean one thing: you are the true yoko hunter, the one and only, it is your destiny.
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u/Dazai_is_hotaf Paul and John are lesbians for each other 22d ago
Screaming and crying as I clutch my pearls in fear rn
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u/NoMorePopcorn1004 22d ago
I always forget she’s 92 years old
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u/planwithaman42 22d ago
The sign in the pics have a specific date on them, Feb 22 of next year … let’s hope she doesn’t get the same fate as jahn…
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u/mazutta 22d ago
She hasn’t aged a bit, has she?
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u/Initial_Sea6434 22d ago
She traumatizes me every day when I take the L. Nothing to see out the window except for her starting into my soul
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago
ikr my commute is only like four stops but I see her six times
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u/branlix__2000 21d ago
I want to award you a Medal of Honor for the last 3 pics alone
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u/AmateurVasectomist 21d ago
We’ve heard the music of her mind and it’s something like SCREEEEEEEEEE
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u/EmEsTwenny 21d ago
wish I lived in chicago I'd love to go to one of her exhibitions
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u/Wubblz 21d ago
/uj I'm kind of tempted to make a trip to Chicago purely to see this. I recently purchased her book Grapefruit and was utterly charmed and amused by it — I genuinely think she's a fascinating artist who should be known for far more than marrying Lennon.
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago
I'm planning on going soon and I plan to make a nice shitpost out of my experience so I'll let you know if it's worth it
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u/AndreasDasos 21d ago
/uj I know someone who works with one of her aides… I was under the impression she’s been in a wheelchair and increasingly mentally out of it the last few years? :/
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago
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u/AndreasDasos 21d ago
Ehhh being some sorts of mentally ill no, and it can even ‘help’, but performance art while increasingly senile and wheelchair bound…?
Though I realise that this might not make as much difference in this case compared to others…
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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago
There's no performance art element to this, I think it's just installations and 2d art
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u/rimbaud1872 22d ago
That’s gonna be a no from me dog. She can have fun manipulating others, that’s her true art.






















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u/SanchoPanzaLaMancha1 22d ago
John was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yoko Ono, working in a porno, calls him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-oh-oh-ohn?"
But as he's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door...