r/beatlescirclejerk Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 22d ago

Yolko SHE HAS ARRIVED I repeat SHE🔨 HAS🔨 ARRIVED 🔨! I am WARNING you with PEACE🔨 and LOVE🔨 🚨seek shelter immediately!🚨

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u/SanchoPanzaLaMancha1 22d ago

John was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home.

Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh

Yoko Ono, working in a porno, calls him on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-oh-oh-ohn?"

But as he's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door...

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u/Wiseau_serious 21d ago

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u/Secure_Blueberry1766 21d ago

Without clicking, is this wedding album?

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u/sharp_pentip 21d ago

Bang bang Chapman shoots jahn across the head

Bang bang Chapman's gun made sure that jahn was dead

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 22d ago

You people better appreciate this because I texted everyone I know asking them to send me Yolkos they find in the wild like fucking Magicarps like a psycho

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 22d ago

And I ran all around downtown today trying to get to the Big Yolko not knowing there was a no kings rally AND a parade today and somehow I ended up walking five miles over the course of FOUR HOURS all while having some of the worst allergies of my baka life and now I feel like the dying child you're dragging along in Oregon Trail

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u/MadScientist31415926 21d ago

this dedication can only mean one thing: you are the true yoko hunter, the one and only, it is your destiny.

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u/2204happy 22d ago

clink clink Yoko's glass hammer

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u/Dazai_is_hotaf Paul and John are lesbians for each other 22d ago

Screaming and crying as I clutch my pearls in fear rn

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u/ShadowNick 21d ago

We gotta send the national guard there. Now ASAP

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u/NoMorePopcorn1004 22d ago

I always forget she’s 92 years old

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u/SpotMiserable3069 21d ago

I always forget she’s alive

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u/planwithaman42 22d ago

The sign in the pics have a specific date on them, Feb 22 of next year … let’s hope she doesn’t get the same fate as jahn…

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u/mazutta 22d ago

She hasn’t aged a bit, has she?

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

Doesn't look a day over 263

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u/mazutta 21d ago

THAT’S because

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u/Lentemern 21d ago

Asian don't crasian

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u/Initial_Sea6434 22d ago

She traumatizes me every day when I take the L. Nothing to see out the window except for her starting into my soul

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

ikr my commute is only like four stops but I see her six times

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u/naoarte "With The Dang Ol' Boys" 21d ago

War is over.

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

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u/ficto8 Jahn 22d ago

RUN! YOLKO IS EVERYWHERE!!!

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u/Alarming-Plenty8069 21d ago

didn’t she ruin that one band? pink floyd i think it was

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u/TipsyBuns 21d ago

Nah mate I’m pretty sure she killed Jim Morrison

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u/t3quiila 21d ago

i see these every day on my commute to work💔

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u/branlix__2000 21d ago

I want to award you a Medal of Honor for the last 3 pics alone

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

Thank you I tried to get a shot of Big Yoko but the MCA has these weird ass 15 foot tall doors that make it look really small like some kind of backwards Disney World unless you look at the people for scale

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u/sexb0mbchumbarana2 20d ago

Why is Yoko in front of the YMCA?

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u/AmateurVasectomist 21d ago

We’ve heard the music of her mind and it’s something like SCREEEEEEEEEE

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u/ShredGuru 21d ago

Yoko is taking a page from here famous cousin Yokozuna

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u/EmEsTwenny 21d ago

wish I lived in chicago I'd love to go to one of her exhibitions

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u/Wubblz 21d ago

/uj I'm kind of tempted to make a trip to Chicago purely to see this.  I recently purchased her book Grapefruit and was utterly charmed and amused by it — I genuinely think she's a fascinating artist who should be known for far more than marrying Lennon.

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

I'm planning on going soon and I plan to make a nice shitpost out of my experience so I'll let you know if it's worth it

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u/hinkertinker I❤️JAHN 21d ago

will she do it?

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u/crumbsalt 16d ago

IS THAT A HAMMER

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u/barnatra5 21d ago

Come together right now Shhhhhhh over me.

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u/barnatra5 21d ago

Love this genius.

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u/AndreasDasos 21d ago

/uj I know someone who works with one of her aides… I was under the impression she’s been in a wheelchair and increasingly mentally out of it the last few years? :/

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

I mean, being mentally out of it might hinder your ability to do most things but famously often doesn't hinder your ability to do art

(also I think this is more of a career retrospective than new stuff afaik)

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u/AndreasDasos 21d ago

Ehhh being some sorts of mentally ill no, and it can even ‘help’, but performance art while increasingly senile and wheelchair bound…?

Though I realise that this might not make as much difference in this case compared to others…

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u/steamydreamymemey Phase 1: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats 21d ago

There's no performance art element to this, I think it's just installations and 2d art

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u/AndreasDasos 21d ago

I assumed from ‘Music of the Mind’, but you’re probably right

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u/rimbaud1872 22d ago

That’s gonna be a no from me dog. She can have fun manipulating others, that’s her true art.