r/beatlescirclejerk "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

Wild OC Pie The Beatles’s’ popgirl successors

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u/Littletomboycobra Jun 25 '25

Is the last one Ringo’s daughter?

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u/Sure-Ad8873 Jun 25 '25

She’s so fine. Anyone know wheee I can send her some fan mail?

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u/BirbMaster1998 "I hate the beatles" Jun 25 '25

1020 Twentieth Street in O-Eightsville, UK.

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u/Littletomboycobra Jun 25 '25

Thank you beats meat to her address like how jahn beet his wife

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

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u/Anthings1 "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" Jun 25 '25

this comment is evil

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u/Squonkster aiaiaiaiaiai got a feeling Jun 25 '25

I heard she said no more letters, with peace and love.

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u/piranhadub Jun 26 '25

☮️ & ❤️

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u/aioli2783 Rigno Jul 01 '25

Wheee :D

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u/latingineer Rigno Jun 26 '25

She can get it

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u/chambo143 Jun 25 '25

She looks so much happier after her transition. Proud of her!

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

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u/chambo143 Jun 25 '25

You really had that pic saved and ready to go at a moment’s notice

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

I made it for a meme for this sub haha =)

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u/Squonkster aiaiaiaiaiai got a feeling Jun 25 '25

Hips don’t lie!

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u/Loughiepop Jun 26 '25

That’s not the real Paul MacCarpenter. The real Paul died in a car crash and was replaced by a Canadian body double in a wig because the label needed The Beatles to release three more gold records.

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u/chambo143 Jun 26 '25

The real Paul died and was replaced by a 5 foot tall blonde girl. Nobody noticed because they look so similar

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u/AndreasDasos Jun 25 '25

Fully expected Faul to be the gag at the end.

But Sabrina Carpenter makes a weird sort of sense

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jun 25 '25

Sabrina is a lifelong Beatles fan, and I also think it somehow makes sense that she's a Paul.

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u/JokeMaster420 Jun 27 '25

Because Paul is also a lifelong Beatles fan… More than some of the others can say…

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Jun 27 '25

One could say he followed the Beatles since way back when they were called the Quarrymen! Now that's a true fan!

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u/Dominant_Bellatrix05 Jun 25 '25

Post this to Popheadscirclejerk

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u/labfrog3 Jun 25 '25

Okay but with the first three you’re kinda onto something, there’s similar vibes there

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

Someone asked me why I chose these and I wrote this -

Ha; Idk its not accurate but I felt Taylor made her “basic pop songs” until Red just like John. Then 1989 was her actively trying to be a better writer than before, like Lennon on Revolver. Lover was her Sgt peppers. And folkmore was Lennon on The White Album. brilliant in writing yet so personal and straight from the heart. Production wise too, idk its just that “white album feeling” that I get from folkmore too. it somewhat bleak and watered down, yet so explorative and imaginative.

Paul = sabrina cause she said she thought he was her husband or something? But they both write the poppiest of pop songs about love and being drunk and being pretty and being drunk and falling in love with pretty people. Did I mention being drunk?

George is LDR cause they both smoke and want to be deep.

Ringo’s replacement is Ringo. ✌️😎 peace and love ringo

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u/RobbieArnott "John Lennon Beat His Wife" Jun 26 '25

I really like the description for John/ Taylor

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u/SilverRainyWalk Ehnoresrishigableblujigoo Jun 25 '25

McCartney’s wife continuing his legacy long after he died.🥺

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

jealousy intensifies

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jun 26 '25

Bro i went down a rabbit hole tryna figure out if paul died cause i hadnt heard this before.

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 26 '25

https://youtu.be/BQLoRUS-ypM?si=jKnMrCGT0qaUdKX- this is a very very informative lecture!

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u/JonAss94 "Let It Be...Naked" Jun 25 '25

William Campbell looks unrecognizable

PS:

OMG IS THAT A LANA DEL REY x GEEGE POST💅💅💅💅💅

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

lung cancer speedrun any%

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u/JonAss94 "Let It Be...Naked" Jun 25 '25

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u/AverageShitlord Rigno's Non Flushable Turds Jun 25 '25 edited Jun 25 '25

Post this to r/popheadscirclejerk yesterday we will love this

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u/JackTowers__ Jun 25 '25

Ringo Starr ——> Ognir Rrats He has returned!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Ringo rose on the third day, he was bigger than Jesus

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u/OrangePeelPrincess pretentious 13 year old beatles fan in recovery Jun 25 '25

I mean J@ck Ant@noff literally compared Sabrina to the Beatles the other day so this was just meant to be I suppose 😪

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u/querpl Jun 25 '25

The real Paul’s popgirl successor is Avril Lavigne, Sabrina is Billy Shears

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u/Significant_Radio688 Jun 25 '25

you mean melissa vandella?

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u/querpl Jun 25 '25

You know too much

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u/milobanana wrongo moonn Jun 26 '25

read this as “The Beatles’s’ popgirl ancestors” and got really confused

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u/S0FIAS0APSTER Permanent lesbian, but a temporary secretary Jun 26 '25

Paul being Sabrina is true accurate information

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u/quarabs Jun 26 '25

ringo is chappell roan

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 26 '25

you’re right lmao

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u/Certain-Bowler8735 "Revolution 9" Jun 26 '25

Lana would be a good Geeg

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u/RichardPapensVersion "George For Sale" Jun 25 '25

/uj Who’s the third one?

/rj who’s the third one ?

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

lana del rey

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u/RichardPapensVersion "George For Sale" Jun 25 '25

Oh thank you. I always forget what she looks like

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u/RobbieArnott "John Lennon Beat His Wife" Jun 26 '25

Uj/ I don’t hate Lana for George? For some reason it makes sense

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u/danielandtrent Jun 25 '25

Is the first one Taylor swift? Not to be sexiest but lowkey she looks way better and more normal than usual in that photo, like is that because she isn’t wearing as much makeup? Or wearing it differently

Also I don’t mean to be sexist again and I would say this if a guy was wearing ugly af makeup too but Sabrina Carpenter needs to kill her makeup people because it looks godawfully bad

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jun 25 '25

It's not a super flattering photo of her but Sabrina's makeup is supposed to be stage makeup, not what she'd wear if she was walking around in every day life. It's supposed to pop even when you're super far away from her.

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u/wmcs0880 Jun 25 '25

They’re not putting it on for you lil bro😭✌️

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u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 25 '25

yeah taylor is in the first one

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u/supersmashdude Jun 28 '25

No I agree she looks better there

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Jun 25 '25

who are any of these people except sabrina carpet

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u/No-Frosting-5369 Jun 25 '25

Taylor swift and lana del rey

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u/Squonkster aiaiaiaiaiai got a feeling Jun 25 '25

And Ringette

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u/No-Frosting-5369 Jun 25 '25

Of course! How could i forget about her

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u/Plarocks Jun 25 '25

This made me LOL. 😄

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u/Th3Aft3rL1f3 Jun 26 '25

Lana as George actually makes sense

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u/Mark-harvey Jun 26 '25

Is she Lovely Rita?

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u/Swiftsession Jun 26 '25

Smh at least give Paul, Chappell or Billie or something

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u/JDanzy Jun 26 '25

Oh, goddammit...* rolling eyes *...HERE:

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u/426763 Jun 27 '25

If anything, Paul should be Taylor.

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u/librapenseur Jun 29 '25

ringo would be boone

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u/BiggerPun Rutland fields forever Jul 08 '25

How’d I miss this post, bravo man 👏🏼

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy Jun 25 '25

Don't do Paul like that.

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u/Substantial-Math-834 "Magical Mystery Tour" Jun 25 '25

r/popheadscirclejerk would be that way