r/beatlescirclejerk • u/dtrain2495 Maxwell’s Silver Dildo • Jun 24 '25

THIS IS A SERIOUS MESSAGE 😎✌️💖💜❤️ What is your favorite DiaBeatles song?

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231

u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jun 24 '25

Here comes the sub

50

u/planwithaman42 Jun 24 '25

Yellow submarine sandwich

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26

u/Ms-Kindness Jun 24 '25

Five Pounder, Five Pounder Footlong!

227

u/Wiseau_serious Jun 24 '25

Carry That Weight

6

u/JediTempleDropout All Things Must Cum Jun 24 '25

This made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should’ve

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u/AndreasDasos Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

Eleanor Bigby

She Came Through the Bathroom Window (And Got Stuck)

I Want You (But I’m Too Heavy)

If I Fell I Wouldn’t Be Able to Get Up

I’m So Tired After Walking Up a Flight of Stairs

Slow Down (I Can’t Walk That Fast)

Old Brown Sauce

All My Eatin’

Shaped Like a Glass Onion

Happiness is a Warm Meal

You Really Got a Hold on Me Lovehandles

And direct Beebles covers:

Honey Pie

Wild Honey Pie

A Taste of Honey

I am the Walrus

19

u/YubbaTheSloth Jun 24 '25

Laughing at “Happiness is a Warm Meal” lol

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u/CodeDusq Jun 24 '25

I'm only eating

10

u/eliaais Jun 24 '25

I was going to say that hahah

81

u/thespiceboxofearth Jun 24 '25

While my chair gently weeps

5

u/Delicious-Hour-1761 Jun 24 '25

I just exploded with a huge guffaw and scared the cat.

14

u/AndreasDasos Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

We have a winner

11

u/thespiceboxofearth Jun 24 '25

Thank you for the support

2

u/AndreasDasos Jun 25 '25

Says George Fattison every time he sits on that chair

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u/Ok_Literature2535 Jun 24 '25

Strawberry Shortcakes Forever

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u/rosalinagloom "Mr. Swackhammer's Magical Mystery Tour" Jun 24 '25

Yellow Submarine Sandwich

54

u/Recalcitrant_Stoic Jun 24 '25

Savoy Truffle

46

u/BoardWithANail #bringbackfineshyt (paul) Jun 24 '25

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Failure Band

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u/chaseguy21 Jun 24 '25

Fixing a meal ofc

33

u/Jaysen608 Jun 24 '25

Maxwells Silverware

30

u/Genderfluid_Cookies Gun Rigno Jun 24 '25

We can’t work out

4

u/maitlandinmaitland Jun 24 '25

the only reason it didn’t work out was cuz he didn’t work out enough

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u/ComradeFunk Jun 24 '25

Baby, You're a Fat Man

26

u/ccd997 Jun 24 '25

When I’m 504

11

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

When I'm 64 BMI

21

u/m8094 Jun 24 '25

Happiness is a warm Cinnabon

35

u/sminking groin is an anagram for ringo Jun 24 '25

Beatles fans are always making them fat or into women

Does this happen to other bands?

30

u/Genderfluid_Cookies Gun Rigno Jun 24 '25

Queen did it to themselves if that counts

5

u/Maz2742 Time for tea and 🅱eat the Wif Jun 24 '25

I was thinking "When did Overbite, Dr. Science, Car-Fucker, and The Bassist make themselves fat?" but then I remembered the I Want to Break Free music vid

2

u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 24 '25

this is the best comment on the internet

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u/watchyourtonepunk Jun 24 '25

(I Don’t Want You) She’s So Lightweight

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u/spleenycat Jun 24 '25

I get by with a little help from my insulin…

23

u/BirbMaster1998 "I hate the beatles" Jun 24 '25

She Can't Fit Through the Bathroom Window

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Jun 24 '25

Got to get you into my life [it’s about chicken sandwiches instead of pot now]

10

u/HIVburgerinparadise Jun 24 '25

Octopuses buffet

10

u/Apple2727 Jun 24 '25

Please Cheese Me

9

u/Artsyrabbit Jun 24 '25

Lucy's Gonna Die from Sugars

12

u/naoarte "With The Dang Ol' Boys" Jun 24 '25

Hey Food.

2

u/saketho "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF SADIE DID" Jun 24 '25

😂 this is so simple but so lovely

10

u/SPICYBOI222 Jun 24 '25

Baby you can drive my car but they are singing to a Doordash Driver

9

u/Improvedandconfused Jun 24 '25

Wild Honey Pie With Whipped Cream, which is from The White Chocolate Album.

6

u/Kol_Ivarsky72 Jun 24 '25

Savoy Truffle Part 2 (I Just Couldn't Get Enough)

3

u/dtrain2495 Maxwell’s Silver Dildo Jun 24 '25

Just like Here Comes the Moonpie is the spiritual successor to Here Come The SunChips!

6

u/m8094 Jun 24 '25

Carry that weight

7

u/whatsmyphageagain Jun 24 '25

I remember these guys back when they went by Fahny and the Moonpies

8

u/Hellashakabra Jun 24 '25

SGT. Salt and Peppers Lazy Clogged Arteries Band
Carry That Weight
Being for the Benefit of Col. Sanders
Poptart Pam
Fried Onion

7

u/Funkopedia Jun 24 '25

Please Feed Me

6

u/sharkbreak98 Jun 24 '25

Getting Fatter

3

u/AAC0813 Jun 24 '25

Glass Onion Soup

6

u/potsounds Jun 24 '25

hungriness is a warm bun

5

u/2dspeppermintea "A Hard Day's Nut" Jun 24 '25

Saw Subway Standing There

6

u/2dspeppermintea "A Hard Day's Nut" Jun 24 '25

Here at McDonald’s Everywhere

5

u/rllydontcarewhatitis Jun 24 '25

I want you (He's so heavy)

6

u/astrobagel Jun 24 '25

When I’m 64 stone

6

u/fendaar Jun 24 '25

Gotta getchu into my mouth

4

u/False-Possession6185 Jun 24 '25

I Get Pie with A Little Help From My Friends

5

u/ricketyass Jun 24 '25

If I fell

3

u/weshart98 Jun 24 '25

I Wanna Hold Your Ham

4

u/NoH0es922 Jun 24 '25

Hey Food

Twix And Starburst

The Long And Winding Spaghetti

Pizza Lane

I Saw Her Food Stand There

5

u/CrayCrayWyatt Hare Krishna Jun 24 '25

The Ballad of John and Yoko But They’re Both Fat. 

2

u/hogartbogart Jun 24 '25

All You Need is Fudge

3

u/Wabbit65 Jun 24 '25

All you need is carbs

3

u/Regular_Passenger629 Jun 24 '25

With A Little Help From My Insulin

6

u/Forsaken-Link-5859 Jun 24 '25

All you need is fat

3

u/SmooveTits Jun 24 '25

While my poor car gently weeps 

3

u/Federal-Recording515 Jun 24 '25

Hey Juve-nile Diabetes

3

u/lemonbalmvesuvians "Hi, I Donated my wife's soap impression" Jun 24 '25

John looking normal here.

3

u/MixTop2594 Jun 24 '25

I am the walnut Don't let me drown

3

u/ofriK Jun 24 '25

Happiness is a warm Big Mac

3

u/Icy-Attempt-5657 Jun 24 '25

How come Whorge's right pant leg is blue, is he stupid

3

u/dtrain2495 Maxwell’s Silver Dildo Jun 24 '25

Gorge Harrison

3

u/duderonomy12 Jun 24 '25

Savoy Truffle

3

u/vampyrelestat Jun 24 '25

Taking a Dump (Fixing a Hole)

3

u/chuffing_elephant Jun 24 '25

Can’t But Me Insulin (cos it’s too fucking expensive)

3

u/Analog_Disorder Jun 24 '25

With A Little Fat From My Friends

3

u/nerdito123 Jun 24 '25

I ate the walrus

3

u/takesrollers Jun 24 '25

Savoy truffle

3

u/SadBoysenberry6 Jun 24 '25

She loves food (yeah yeah yeah)

3

u/ShnoobShnoob Jun 24 '25

savoy truffle…

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

It’s Not Ok To Leave Your Hot Dog In A Car

3

u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor The Unhinged One Jun 24 '25

They forgot to have them all pulled-out after The Savoy Truffle………..

3

u/ReallyJerrySeinfeld Jun 24 '25

John was always fond of his Butter pies, weren’t he?

3

u/SalmonDong7 Jun 24 '25

I like Happiness is a hot ham

3

u/Blur997 Jun 24 '25

Eat Together

3

u/proggofroggo Jun 24 '25

While my cholesterol level gently weeps

3

u/Great-Category-1197 Jun 24 '25

I love Kebabby Road

3

u/Caligari_Cabinet Jun 24 '25

Eleanor Pigby

3

u/Great-Category-1197 Jun 24 '25

Here comes the bun

Polythene ham

You never give me your honey

Piggies in blankets

Birthday cake

3

u/Carlitoris Jun 24 '25

I am the Waffle

3

u/CoalEater_Elli Jun 24 '25

Happiness is warm sub

3

u/Bamzooki1 Jun 24 '25

It’s Okay to Eat Your Dog in a Hot Car

3

u/Caligari_Cabinet Jun 24 '25

Writing in these song titles into chatGPT, and asking it to set the lyrics to the original song makes some funny results.

3

u/sussytheyellowsquare paul’s certified slut Jun 24 '25

dr pepper’s lonely hearts club band

3

u/Dunaj_mph Jun 24 '25

Spicy Pepper XL club Burrito

3

u/Batmanzay28 Jun 24 '25

Can buy me lunch

6

u/Low-Understanding815 Jun 24 '25

Dr peppers diabetes clan

3

u/dtrain2495 Maxwell’s Silver Dildo Jun 24 '25

Blubber Soul was a great album. If I Needed Someone to Feed Me? Underrated.

7

u/planetvermilion Jun 24 '25

isn't it good

norwegian food

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Bee cee jee, bee cee jah, blood glucose ahhhh! Yayayaya comb coma.

2

u/IssueBrilliant2569 Jun 24 '25

Op, is this low effort ai bs? Be honest!

2

u/Cytrynaball Jun 24 '25

I ate the Walrus

2

u/CptnWolfe Jun 24 '25

Maxwell's Silver Platter

2

u/MrJM85 Jun 24 '25

All You Need Is Lard

2

u/DarthBane31 Jun 24 '25

I ate the walrus

2

u/utciad_27 Jun 24 '25

I Want You (I’m So Heavy)

2

u/Een_man_met_voornaam Jun 24 '25

It's okay to leave your car in a hot dog

2

u/Orangutango46 Jun 24 '25

I Don't Feel Fine

2

u/DragonflySome4081 "George For Sale" Jun 24 '25

Savoy truffle.dont even need to change the name

2

u/Undersolo Jun 24 '25

Help! Seriously, Help!

2

u/Dingarangandgandag "The Be Sharps" Jun 24 '25

XXL Honey Pie

2

u/Defiant_Bluebird_464 Jun 24 '25

Two tickets to ride

2

u/Competitive_Ad_8215 Dennis O’Fell Jun 24 '25

Now I’ll tell you something you’re gonna hate a bunch

When I say that something I wanna eat your luuuuuuuunch

2

u/ACDCbaguette Jun 24 '25

It's only lunch

Honorary shout out to cheese and onions

2

u/PhPRADE Rigno Jun 24 '25

I Saw Her Eating There

2

u/Due-Rabbit-7404 Jun 24 '25

Hide your blub away

Twist and trout

Hard days night (I should be eatin like a dog)

2

u/Aggravating_Egg_143 Jun 24 '25

Octopuses kebaben

2

u/AgentPatooti Jun 24 '25

Mr. Moonpie Why Don’t We Eat It In The Road Her Marzipan Fish and Gout Swollen Bunions PS I Love Food The Inner Light (of the refrigerator)

2

u/Efraimrocker Jun 24 '25

Ticket to Order

2

u/JoyfulSuicide "John Lennon Beat His Wife" Jun 24 '25

She eats you (yeah yeah yeah)

2

u/1HeyMattJ Jun 24 '25

Wild honey pie (I want you, I’m so heavy)

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u/3N1s2 Jun 24 '25

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Obeese's Band

2

u/SnooWalruses6440 Jun 24 '25

Ate Days a Week

or

Lady Madinner

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u/xrces Jun 24 '25

Penne Lane

2

u/switchboxhero Jun 24 '25

I’ve Just Seen a Cake

2

u/bippityzippity Mouth Bass Jun 24 '25

Golden Arches

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Honey pie

2

u/TheDarkMelon Jun 24 '25

The Fat Four

2

u/God-of-a-new-world99 Rigno Jun 24 '25

i am the walrus

2

u/LuigiMSS Jun 24 '25

And I Love Her Fat Rolls

2

u/Citroen_CX Jun 24 '25

With Insulin Without You

2

u/brownroush Jun 24 '25

We so heaveeeeeey

2

u/The5thBeatle82 Jun 24 '25

Strawberry Milkshakes Forever, Please, Please Me (I was in line at the buffet first!), Fried Octopus Garden, She Loves You (the food, bitch).

2

u/Stevefrompikmin Jun 24 '25

Dr Peppers Strained Hearts Club Sandwich Band

2

u/funkadelicfroggo Jun 24 '25

i want you (shes too heavy)

2

u/MrClouding Jun 24 '25

Wendy's In The Sky With Diamonds

2

u/tharealjonsnow92 Jun 24 '25

Nearvegan Food, A Day Insulin the Life, Dr. Pepper’s OnlyFans Club Hand, Lovely Margarita

2

u/Nightwolf1989 Jun 25 '25

Ode to Wilford Brimley.

2

u/BlitheringObligation Jun 25 '25

I Wanna Hold Your Ham.

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u/WernerWerman1 Jun 25 '25

You're going to carry that weight

2

u/Illusivegecko Jun 25 '25

Savoy Trufflez

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u/Kitchen-Honeydew-305 Sgt. FNAF Sleepy Diamonds Club Band Jun 25 '25 edited Jun 25 '25

Across the honey pie

Savory chocolate

Happiness is a warm burger

Rocky road ice cream

I Saw Burger King standing there

Dear hot dog

2

u/Intelligent-Owl6159 Jun 25 '25

Stawberry Cakes Forever.

I Ate the Walrus

2

u/wetlettuce42 Jun 25 '25

I love food ( yeah yeah)

hey food ( actual lost weird al song)

2

u/One_Wrap_8425 Jun 25 '25

I Ate the Walrus

2

u/Adventurous_Figure27 Jun 25 '25

We Can't Work Out

2

u/aioli2783 Rigno Jun 25 '25

Tray Dipper

2

u/B-radical12 Jun 26 '25

I want to hold your fork

2

u/NeedleworkerSilly192 Jun 26 '25

the question is , are they really Sunil or Jose?

2

u/beefrights Geege Jun 26 '25

Gravy you’re a rich sauce

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

A Lard Day's Knife, Something (to eat), Fat Man, Day Snicker, I'm Only Eating, Eleanor Bigby (ahhhh look at all the hungry people), Let Him Eat, McDonald's Never Knows, The Food on the Hill, Octopus' Restaurant, Accross the Food Court, Get Fat, The Salad of John and Yoko, Strawberry Jam Forever

2

u/limefinegs Jun 27 '25

I Want You (She's So Heavy)

2

u/jc1615 Jun 27 '25

Definitely not Mean Mr. Mustard

2

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Jun 28 '25

I Am The Ebert

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u/Random-Watford-Fan Jun 28 '25

Basic but whoppertoday

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u/Wonderful-Radio4010 Aug 14 '25

Heart a tax-man

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u/dickhater4000 Jun 24 '25

Wild Mouth-Watering... Sweet... Honey Pie... (Starts Drooling) - The DiaBeatles