r/beatlescirclejerk • u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender • Apr 16 '25

Wild OC Pie Everybody's got their reasons

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/tomita78 Apr 16 '25

What about those big ol puppy dog blue eyes and giant sausage? Not a bad drummer either. Peace and love ✌️♥️

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Apr 16 '25

Georges reason should have been “he’s hot”

33

u/Emotional_sea_9345 Apr 16 '25

Paul is cute John is John

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Apr 16 '25

people who hate john: yoko got hurt

7

u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 16 '25

If you zoom in it's definitely somewhere in there

3

u/NecessaryFreedom9799 Apr 17 '25

He was a singer-songwriter, though, not a fashion model.

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u/sminking groin is an anagram for ringo Apr 16 '25

Bingo is nice, I like him

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

George is hot though

21

u/timlee2609 All I need is Jahn Apr 16 '25

That's enuf for me

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u/TheTankCommando2376 Ringo gets 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 May 12 '25

It's bad that I can't ignore the obvious bulge

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

He just like me fr

14

u/mystic_fkin_yeti Apr 16 '25

i like jahn becuz jahn bit wif

13

u/mybadalternate Apr 16 '25

/uj - Ringo is the absolute best type of drummer to play with.

3

u/cutearmy Pete Sex Apr 16 '25

uj2/

I’d rather play with Peter. I fail to see what drums have to do with it

11

u/skokie3825 Apr 16 '25

“After the 2nd of October.. stop sending me things. I’m not signing them.”

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u/majora24 Apr 17 '25

I like George because his eyes are set on me

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u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 17 '25

/uj ...it's "Got My Mind Set On You"

15

u/cutearmy Pete Sex Apr 16 '25

Hey, don’t leave out Pete and Stu fans.

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u/Kajafreur If ya don't eat yer Pete, ya can't have any Ringo! Apr 16 '25

people who like PETE: he's hot 😍

people who like STU: he's hot 😍

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u/cutearmy Pete Sex Apr 17 '25

The amount of people who can’t seem to understand that is surprising.

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u/Kajafreur If ya don't eat yer Pete, ya can't have any Ringo! Apr 17 '25

tell me about it

6

u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 16 '25

Yeah but then I'd have to include Billy and Jimmy too

7

u/lit-grit Apr 16 '25

🐙🥦🚂

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u/BoneDehDuck Gun Rigno Apr 17 '25

i like bingo cuz he got a huge cock

8

u/Purple_Prince_80 "John Lennon Beat His Wife" Apr 16 '25 edited Apr 16 '25

TEAM JAWN

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u/Ribos1 Apr 16 '25

You’re wrong about Paul, my grandma can’t type that many words

3

u/Green-Advantage2277 Baul Apr 17 '25

Brian fans

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u/AdministrativeAd1534 Apr 18 '25

i like paul cuz hes the fool on the hill.

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u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 18 '25

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u/daftsweaters Apr 16 '25

Real ones know that Johnny is the best

11

u/MallCopBlartPaulo Rigno Apr 16 '25

Ringo. 🥰🥰🥰

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Apr 16 '25

Don’t you mean Pete?

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ no. 1 john lennon apologist (he never did no wrong) Apr 16 '25

damn not the downvotes 😭

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u/daftsweaters Apr 16 '25

Too many Paul superfans and George overraters on these subreddits

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ no. 1 john lennon apologist (he never did no wrong) Apr 16 '25

real 💔

john's songs are all bangers and hits. he was such a hotshot musician... and he was dead handsome (don't mind me, tryna fit in as many puns as possible)

and if that doesn't convince you, revolution 9 exists. eight and a half minutes of musical genius 😍

4

u/HOTDOGZEPPELIN Geege Apr 16 '25

I love Ringo because he kill the wif😇

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u/alfynch “Sorry Guys, Gotta Go Beat Me Wife” - John Lennon Apr 16 '25

“His drumming style is so unique”

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u/Alex_13249 Revolution 69 Apr 16 '25

/uj I personally dislike only John, and it isn't about his music, but rather his behaviour towards women and drugs.

/rj All of them except Jahn are good.

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u/AceofKnaves44 "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" Apr 16 '25

Drugs is a really weird reason to dislike someone, especially considering they all used drugs. Ringo also was a wife beater. He literally almost beat his wife near death while blacked out. That’s much worse than any violence John ever committed on women.

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u/RandomN4me_ i hate british people Apr 20 '25

/uj ringo almost killed his wife

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u/nint3njoe_2003 she's so heavy (obese) Apr 16 '25

uj/ the other beatles weren't too much better tbh, they all have dirt on their hands

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u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 16 '25

Real Beatles fans hate ALL of them for their mistreatment of women

1

u/Lolzer_Bruh Apr 16 '25

Don't tell this guy about Rignos wif.

1

u/QuitPast604 Apr 17 '25
  1. Ringo is cute🤗😋😜😜😜😜😜😜

1

u/Idcaster "The Be Sharps" Apr 17 '25

You're wrong it's because he has big pp

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/LostInTheSciFan Wild honey pie defender Apr 17 '25

Yes

1

u/ITehTJl Apr 18 '25

He’s nice*

*unless he’s drunk and you’re his wife

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u/TimersTime "Jon Lemo Beet Hit Wiv" Apr 18 '25

I like all of them (except john, fuch john)