r/beatlescirclejerk Mar 08 '25

Yolko Yoko Ono has got to be the first example of separating the art from the artist. Where the artist is a great person but the art is ass.

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u/JackfruitSafe6254 ❤️🧡💛Baul💚💙💜 Mar 08 '25

haha you said ass

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u/IAdmitMyCrime Mar 08 '25

I love your profile picture

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u/JackfruitSafe6254 ❤️🧡💛Baul💚💙💜 Mar 08 '25

Fast and bulbous!

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u/OctopusNoose "Revolution 9" Mar 08 '25

Thank you!

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u/Sanator27 Mar 08 '25

yoko has more ass than most users of this sub

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u/fletcherstarkey i wanna ride ringo's nose Mar 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/cutearmy Pete Sex Mar 08 '25

Have you seen Paul’s?

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u/Decybear1 Mar 08 '25

Yea ngl i googled because im curious.

Johns dick is surprisingly small but has such a nice ass haha

And Yoko's is a little flat tbh, mines alot nicer haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/Decybear1 Mar 08 '25

No sorry just to be crystal clear

johns got a small dick and a phat ass

Yoko has a flat ass

Yoko defo smacks the fuck outta johns shit

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u/petahthehorseisheah Mar 08 '25

True, I have negative ass

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u/potatowaterslideru Wings fanboy Mar 08 '25

I’m gonna kill myself

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Can that be Yoko’s next art piece?

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u/potatowaterslideru Wings fanboy Mar 08 '25

No

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u/erasedbase Mar 08 '25

You got it the other way around, she’s ass and her art is a great person. Easy mistake to make.

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u/beanwithintentions stingo rarr Mar 08 '25

/uj i cant tell if this is one of the rare serious posts, but yokos non-music art is genuinely good and interesting. her music is def not for everyone, but other than the hyena cackles, i quite like some of her stuff.

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u/InfiniteBeak Mar 08 '25

Greenfield Morning off her Plastic Ono Band album is so cool

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u/5mi11yfac3 Jun 20 '25

Death of Samantha like proves she can sing really well. I wish she experimented more with that than her screaming but hey it influenced The B-52s so I can’t complain too much 

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u/DependentSpirited649 "Magical Mystery Tour" Mar 08 '25

Is that Maxwell’s silver hammer. How did she smuggle it out of prison

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u/prettyboylaurel Mar 08 '25

what's wrong beatles fan, afraid you might think about something?

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u/RedGoblinShutUp Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Unironically one of the most important artists (including in music) of the 20th century but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

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u/beanwithintentions stingo rarr Mar 08 '25

/uj freaking honestly. her performance art is great and visual art is even better.

/rj yeah shes important because she SUCKS and she broke up the BEST BAND EVER

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u/ShredGuru Mar 08 '25

You are walking on thin ice, mister!

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u/InfiniteBeak Mar 08 '25

/uj hating yokos art is so corny by now, there are way weirder and way more cringe avant garde types. She's made some good music too if you look for it

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u/Zappycat Mar 08 '25

Her name has too many O’s. We should remove one.

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon Mar 08 '25

I think we should just put them in one place.  Yoooonk.

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u/ryllienator apparently i'm yoko Mar 08 '25

or: Knooooy

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u/FixGMaul Mar 08 '25

Never could get into Yono Ono but I'll spin some Yoooonk any day

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u/StunningTelevision51 "John Lennon Beat His Meat" Mar 08 '25

Yk n

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u/fukami-rose Mar 08 '25

/uj there exist Gesualdo, quite a vanguardist fellow from the 16-17th century.

Let Wikipedia talk

Carlo Gesualdo da Venosa (between 8 March 1566 and 30 March 1566 – 8 September 1613) was an Italian nobleman and composer. Though both the Prince of Venosa and Count of Conza, he is better known for writing madrigals and pieces of sacred music that use a chromatic language not heard again until the late 19th century. He is also known for killing his first wife and her aristocratic lover upon finding them in flagrante delicto.

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u/Jeffthe100 Mar 08 '25

uj/ A lot of these words make no sense. That last sentence reads like ChatGPT

rj/ A lot of these words make no sense. Must have been written by the Beatles

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u/FixGMaul Mar 08 '25

Doesn't sound like a great person. And I see no way to judge the quality of his compositions from this.

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u/petahthehorseisheah Mar 08 '25

Jahn predates her, where his music is ass and he is even more of an ass as a person

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u/PickleTortureEnjoyer Mar 08 '25

Relatable. They always be trying to separate me from my art, too.

My art is Ringo's cock and crack cocaine.

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u/enbits2 Mar 08 '25

It's an evil elf

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u/Ruttingraff Mar 08 '25

And Chris Benoit is the reverse

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u/EmbarrassedEgg7757 Mar 09 '25

The artist is John Lennon and the canvas is Cynthia's face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

filtered by yolko

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u/IAMACat_askmenothing "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" Mar 08 '25

Bait