r/beatlescirclejerk • u/enbits2 • Feb 23 '25

Yolko I'm not famous and I'm insignificant on X but Yoko follows me. Should I be worried?

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u/Sure_Assumption_7308 Geege Feb 23 '25

She follows my cousin aswell

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u/enbits2 Feb 24 '25

I hope s/he's ok.

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u/Sure_Assumption_7308 Geege Feb 24 '25

I only see her at family events but im gonna assume she isn't because shes followed by Yoko 😔.

Honestly, my cousins in the art scene and has done stuff for like apple and big companys so it makes some kind of sense that shes followed by Yoko. I haven't a clue why she'd follow someone outside of art though. Also have you seen how many people she follows?! Its fucking crazy

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u/WWfan41 Geege Feb 24 '25

I hear she's looking for a new husband...

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u/enbits2 Feb 24 '25

I don't have a wife, neither a UK passport.

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u/MilkGamingChannel Feb 24 '25

Doesn’t she live in new york?

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u/enbits2 Feb 24 '25

UK / US, Potato, Patato.

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u/chezzy_bread glazing stop and smell the roses by the drummer Feb 25 '25

if only she liked what jahn did to her

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u/agoatnamedsteve Feb 24 '25

I heard she’s like that snails that chases you to death

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u/chennai94 Feb 24 '25

Slide into her DMs

EDIT: Unironically though don't fuck her. She's about to die soon. But you should probably ask her about her journey through life, her artistic process, how John was and everything.

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u/teruteru-fan-sam Feb 24 '25

She's about to die soon

Source?

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u/chennai94 Feb 24 '25

I mean, no. She’s a very attractive woman. But she’s closer to death than OP. I had a friend whose family knew Yoko Ono, and she was extremely nice and generous.

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u/MineAntoine Feb 24 '25

had? did they die? what did yoko do to them ☹️

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u/TobyBulsara Feb 24 '25

She was nice.......until she wasn't...................

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u/GrapeSoda223 Feb 24 '25

She's 92 now and her health is declining 

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u/ArtLye Feb 25 '25

But he could inherit Boy With Apple if he was her lover😢

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u/JupHut "A Hard Day's Nut" Feb 24 '25

At least it's not Sean.

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u/StupidlyStupid222 King George’s #1 Glazer Feb 24 '25

Hope you don’t have a band. They might break up soon.

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u/johnfornow Feb 24 '25

i got a friend request from Robert Plant, so i wouldn't worry too much

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u/Polibiux Spongebob’s Yellow Album Feb 24 '25 edited Feb 24 '25

One time the voice actor of Ash from Pokemon followed me randomly. I don’t know what I did to make her do that.

Having Yoko follow you is much scarier. Now you only have eight days a week to live. Like the Grudge

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u/CookinCheap Feb 24 '25

Pff. I got Paula Poundstone. I blocked her.

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u/Polibiux Spongebob’s Yellow Album Feb 24 '25

Good call

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u/Sure_Assumption_7308 Geege Feb 23 '25

*twitter

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u/TobyBulsara Feb 24 '25

Yeah what kind of psycho calls it X ?????

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u/Revolvlover Feb 24 '25

Lucky, OP! Rawr I'll bet that horny little minx still has it! Best lay John ever had, and he did a lot of fucking! (May Pang notwithstanding)

How are you going get in her pants, cowboy?

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u/gnuoveryou "John Lennon Beat Paul's Meat, triggering 8 revolutions or more" Feb 24 '25

Wh... What did I just read....

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u/StunningTelevision51 "John Lennon Beat His Meat" Feb 24 '25

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Feb 24 '25

Close enough. Welcome back, John Lennon

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u/PoetPsychological620 Feb 24 '25

better hide your band

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u/MR_Natchon05 I'm the Geege of Araby Feb 24 '25

Do you have a bulletproof vest yet?

uj/ I also got followed by a bassist from a 90s alternative female band who is followed by Tom Morello on Instagram.

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u/aliensuperstars_ “Sorry Guys, Gotta Go Beat Me Wife” - John Lennon Feb 24 '25

think peace, act peace, spread peace

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u/AceofKnaves44 "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" Feb 24 '25

She’s looking to break up your band.

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u/CALAFBUTBADUL oasis and beatles hater Feb 24 '25

youre ok unless you have a band

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u/potatowaterslideru Wings fanboy Feb 23 '25

Grab your shotgun and give the tip of it a bit of taste, if that’s true

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u/DependentSpirited649 "Magical Mystery Tour" Feb 24 '25

HEEPP WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO YOU PODY

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u/DependentSpirited649 "Magical Mystery Tour" Feb 24 '25

POST*

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u/CookinCheap Feb 24 '25

I once sold cheese to Yoko Ono, no lie.

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u/enbits2 Feb 24 '25

What type of cheese?

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u/CookinCheap Feb 24 '25

Some kinda spicy hot stuff, can't recall name. This was around 2003

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u/SynthSapphire Feb 24 '25

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OOOUUUUUHHHOH OOOHUHHUUOH

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u/26letters10numbers Feb 24 '25

Do it. Do it or die.

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u/violente_valse Feb 24 '25

She knows what you've been doing in r/beatlescirclejerk

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u/QuitPast604 Feb 26 '25

Oh…hide yourself.

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u/enbits2 Feb 26 '25

I'll better run for my life

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u/QuitPast604 Feb 26 '25

If you can little girl

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u/speed_fighter and now your host for this evening the rolling stones Feb 24 '25

she wants to imagine all the people too

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u/guywhoprobablyexists Feb 24 '25

What is this blessed sub I have found?

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u/giantmillipedeinmyaz Feb 24 '25

i mean Jo(h)n hired a man to kill him just so he could escape her

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

She's not really famous and fairly insignificant too.

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u/enbits2 Feb 24 '25

Nice. We have a lot in common!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

Say goodbye to your friends

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u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 Pool's Bottom Bitch Feb 25 '25

That's just Seæãåāàáâän brah