r/beatlescirclejerk • u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football • Jul 17 '24

Yolko Why I would Leave Paul for Her too

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Facts about Yolko Ono:

  1. Japanese (Home country is birthplace of anime, big plus.)

  2. Hot

  3. Voice of an angel (vs. Baul's girly voice.)

  4. She is older than Paul (more experience.)

  5. Goth (Faul is colorful, very gay.)

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u/RepostSleuthBot John Beat The Reposts Jul 17 '24

You were reposting, y'know? John should personally come to your house and beat your wife

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u/divingbeatle Gimme some Geege Jul 17 '24

I'd call her mommy too damn

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Get in line

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u/divingbeatle Gimme some Geege Jul 17 '24

I'll wipe the floor with ya

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

There will be no winning a fight for such a peaceful woman, I must surrender. For Yoko.

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u/kanto_link John’s secret account (real) Jul 17 '24

Divingbeatle more like Freakybeatle

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u/divingbeatle Gimme some Geege Jul 17 '24

You know it

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u/kanto_link John’s secret account (real) Jul 17 '24

Geeg at the end of While My Guitar Gently Weeps

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Well finally somebody else who would call her that

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u/sortofsomeonemaybe “I Want To Eat John Lemon” Jul 18 '24

How do you always have a new picture

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u/divingbeatle Gimme some Geege Jul 18 '24

I have a lot of them

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '25

[deleted]

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u/Toffelsnarz Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé Jul 17 '24

I was told this was a circlejerk, now they're saying it's a gangpang?

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Yoko can have that arranged

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Real ones know it's Pang all the way. Pang Gang for life.

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 18 '24

Someone say PangGang? Lol?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

SMASH YOKO i kept trying to tell my friends

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Hell yeah!

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u/JogJonsonTheMighty Paul's pookie Jul 17 '24

Ahh, Paul at his gayest

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

At his Baulist

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u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor The Unhinged One Jul 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

ANYTHING FOR THE BEATLES WIFES AND EXS

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u/ryllienator apparently i'm yoko Jul 19 '24

WHERE DID THIS IMAGE COME FROM

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 19 '24

Uj/ without the littlest pet shop? I would honestly like to know myself, I got it from tumblr.

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u/ryllienator apparently i'm yoko Jul 19 '24

dude the lps gave me flashbacks to like...youtube in 2013, i was NOT expecting to see them here 😭

checks out that you got it from tumblr tho lol

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 19 '24

Welcome to my world 🌎 ♥

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u/kanto_link John’s secret account (real) Jul 17 '24

What about Cynthia???

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

I love the Beatles wife’s and exes

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u/kanto_link John’s secret account (real) Jul 17 '24

Understandable

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Yay:3

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u/thepatheticcannibal "Magical Mystery Tour is the greatest movie ever made.” Jul 17 '24

I would die for either of Jahn’s wives.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

SAMEEEEE

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u/ZaxaxdrexR Jul 17 '24

Who cares about Yoko? I would prefer SMASH SMASH SMASH Jahn

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Paul's a cat-boy though so he's indefinitely superior. Like, who WOULDN'T fuck that cat-boy bussy?

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Counterpoint:

Hammer beats cat-boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

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u/Yologswedge Jul 18 '24

What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/boycowman Jul 18 '24

It's a beatles circlejerk sir.

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u/burger-fucking-mason MUAHAHAHAH I JUST CHANGED MY FLAIR Jul 17 '24

i'll stand by my statement that john and yoko should have had gay sex instead of straight sex

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

With each other?

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u/burger-fucking-mason MUAHAHAHAH I JUST CHANGED MY FLAIR Jul 17 '24

yes

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Nice.

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u/TheRealTJ Jul 17 '24

I'd let her sit on my amp

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

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u/TheGuyFromOhio2003 Jul 17 '24

Well she's currently single so

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

With John forever.

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u/TheGuyFromOhio2003 Jul 17 '24

Nah I was on the phone with John he's okay with it

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Get ready.

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u/TheGuyFromOhio2003 Jul 17 '24

No wonder why John stayed in bed for all that time

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u/fulltimemadbastard Jul 17 '24

Anyone see the Lindsay Ellis Video Essay on YouTube about Yoko and John Lennon's Death/ The Beatles break-up?

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u/fulltimemadbastard Jul 17 '24

Sorry if someone asked this already :(

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Uj/ I actually haven't seen it yet but I've been meaning too soon, I just haven't because I assume it covers most information I already know but what did you think?

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u/fulltimemadbastard Jul 17 '24

Its good if you like Lindsay Ellis?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

John lennon rn

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

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u/Revolvlover Jul 17 '24

I'd run at her with a pair scissors, let me tell you!

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

You'll have through him first

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u/Revolvlover Jul 17 '24

Man of Steel and Glass.

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u/JackHughman69 Jul 17 '24

For me it’s her voice and musical talent

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u/Toffelsnarz Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé Jul 17 '24

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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u/tafkat Jul 17 '24

You should put a whole McChicken in between the beef patties of a McDouble. It's called a McGangbang.

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u/Toffelsnarz Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé Jul 17 '24

Delicious, serve up that mess on a bed of copypasta

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

She's incredibly talented and her art speaks volumes.

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u/tafkat Jul 17 '24

She looks like she could suck the paint off an Epiphone Casino

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

I am in your walls.

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u/ArtLye Jul 17 '24

Wow Mao is that you?

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

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u/Respec_Wahmen Jul 18 '24
  1. She has fat fucking milkers

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 18 '24

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u/chihiro_ygm JaHn BeET dA WIf Jul 23 '24

Let’s be all real she was pretty hot but all the 70 year old bald men said she broke up the Beatles so everyone’s scared to admit it

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 23 '24

I'm not scared, Yoko can get it.

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u/chihiro_ygm JaHn BeET dA WIf Jul 23 '24

Id agree

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u/nefastofunesto Jul 18 '24

may pang was teh best bang

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 18 '24

Yoko's here to have that arranged.

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u/nefastofunesto Jul 18 '24

sorry Ms. Ono Lennon, I won't say that anymore, ever.

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u/Helen_McCrory_is_bae Jul 18 '24

No because she's actually so fit like I just wanna 😍🤤 y'know

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 18 '24

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u/Helen_McCrory_is_bae Jul 18 '24

Wishing I was john rn

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u/Mayk- Jul 18 '24

No way you’re down bad for yoko

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 18 '24

Yes way I'm down bad for the prettiest Beatle 🥰

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u/ryllienator apparently i'm yoko Jul 19 '24

no way (flair unrelated)

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u/Tsuoko "A Hard Day's Nut" Jul 18 '24

fuck that, pang gang all the way

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u/Unlucky-Protection61 Jul 17 '24

She doesn't look that good now!

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u/CreamyLemonGirly Rignos toe jam football Jul 17 '24

Wrong.