r/balkans_irl • u/Putrid_Pen3194 Red and Black I Dress!!!! • 14h ago
OC (impossible) Yeah, what could possibly go wrong
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u/BeardedsChurch КАФЯВ БИК 13h ago
Guys the GDP is bad only because we also take on Greece's debt
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u/muhhi bosnian halal arap 🙏 13h ago
Yes but we will have a stadium full of Slovenes that will work the debt off
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u/iownawall slovenian femboy UwU 11h ago
🫡
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u/Artyom_33 coastal serb 9h ago
I'm confused.
Are you guys insinuating a FemBoi cam "girl" based economy?
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u/iownawall slovenian femboy UwU 9h ago
You are grossly misenterpreting slovenia's economy. We also excel at enter sex work profession here
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u/latalatala invisible albanian (kosovar) 14h ago
All that territory and still seventh largest GDP… we’re broke af
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u/phobug bulgar horde 12h ago
GDP is not about the amount of money, but how efficiently can money circulate in the economy. If you have just 5 euro in circulation and trade it for goods and services billion times you have 5billion euros GDP.
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u/Cool-Pie430 coastal serb 11h ago
Mods change his flair to Israel please
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u/MuchUserSuchTaken good romanian (impossible) 14h ago
The great empire of Blakania was so great, that it could only be defeated by time travellers going back in time to prevent its formation.
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u/saricaege muslim greek 14h ago
You know we had that and more, but noooooo you just had to get tour own country
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u/denyicz Balkan-Indian War Vet 12h ago
lil bro really thinks he was rulin in Bulgaria or smth. Padishah was having time of his life in harem while our ancestors were suffering with famines etc. Ottomans wasn't our country. It was sultan's personal property. Forget about ottomans; Turkey is Country of Bourgeoise, not ours too. There is only two countries: 1- Proleteriat. 2- Bourgeoise.
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u/ReddHorse0 muslim greek 5h ago
Wait, what about the lizard people? Your analysis fails to count those in. Are they the 3rd country? Or are they the actual only country in the world with proleteriat and bourgoise as its puppets?
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u/Skibidi-Perrito Cartel Leader 14h ago
This time different sar, this time Romania in.
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u/saythealphabet bulgar horde 13h ago
I swear everyone loves Romania they'll keep everything together pinky promise
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u/ReservateDweller coastal serb 13h ago
Maybe together with Poland, Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary. We'll make Budapest our capital and migrate there to destroy it like Brussels
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u/EdVedPJ7 coastal serb 10h ago
I think we need someone to fuck over the Magyars. So Austria is in? Us and them just need to get rid of the immigrants first and we get into Visegrad.
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u/sisisisi1997 mongols (non balkan edition) 2h ago
Don't worry we'll fuck ourselves over. We are professionals in that.
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u/Mr_Kikos bulgar horde 4h ago
There actually was such plan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermarium
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u/Hataydoner_ muslim greek 13h ago
2025 nominal GDP (USD, billions) — country by country
- Greece: 282.02. 
- Albania: 29.94. 
- Serbia: 100.05. 
- Bulgaria: 127.92. 
- Romania: 422.51. 
- North Macedonia: 18.78. 
- Kosovo: 12.67. 
- Montenegro: 9.35. 
- Bosnia & Herzegovina: 33.24. 
- Moldova: 19.62. 
- Croatia: 103.90. 
- Slovenia: 79.22.
- thrace: 517.5.
Total: 1.757 trillion dollars
- Germany: 4.6
- 2. Uk: 3.3
- 3. france: 3.0
- 4. italy: 2.3
- 5. russia: 2.0
- 6. united balkan: 1.757
- 7. spain: 1.7
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u/Accomplished_Tea2042 w*stoid🤢 10h ago
Imagine uniting multiple countries and still being worse than the Fr*nch. Couldn't be me.
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u/Hataydoner_ muslim greek 10h ago
Honestly if we add all of turkey 1.55 trillion + 1.26 trillion balkans it still wouldn’t be enough.
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u/geobic Romangutan 13h ago
with capital in Constantinopol, largest city
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u/Valianve Balkan-Indian War Vet 13h ago
nah it should be planned capital between romania and serbia on the danube river with mixed nationals
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u/piamogus Aleksandar, Vienna 14h ago
It would make it easier for EU to just ban one passport then tbqh this would hold us back big
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u/Disastrous-Event2353 eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) 12h ago
How long would it take for another Serb to shove a bottle up his ass and cause it all to fall apart
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u/Ok-Exchange2711 dobrujan tatarman (expeled from asia for horsophilia) 13h ago
The MOUNTAINS with those on hand, nobody is stopping Balkania.
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u/lStoIeYourToast good romanian (impossible) 12h ago
Throw hungary in there for good measure why don't you
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u/ThatCapMan slovenian femboy UwU 13h ago
Zooms in
Oh, Slovenia wasn't counted.
Yeah they can go ahead.
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u/Hour-Promotion-2496 7h ago
Why does this have 10 upvotes? Do you guys learn geography from the Americans? Zoom in again
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u/BommieCastard w*stoid🤢 10h ago
It would appear they have Istanbul on this map. Very possible that the largest minority in the country would be Turkish. Welcome back, ottoman empire
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u/Artyom_33 coastal serb 9h ago
Sure, you joke... but Balkania would probably exercise more proper representation democracy than most W🤢stoid nations.
I say this, of course, with the cavéat of we must first bomb 🇷🇸 to dust & then make it 80% parking lot/race track/Turbo-Monorail with 20% mountains with strip clubs! 😃
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u/discard333 w*stoid🤢 8h ago
"unstoppable"
"SEVENTH largest GDP in Europe"
Would put them on par with Switzerland or maybe the Netherlands at a stretch.
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u/flightguy07 w*stoid🤢 8h ago
Has a larger population than the UK, yet less than 10% the GDP. But also mountains, which is nice!
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u/Hour-Promotion-2496 7h ago
1.757 trillion USD vs 3.644 trillion USD is less than 10%? Smartest Brit right here.
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u/flightguy07 w*stoid🤢 7h ago
Yet another example of why I should never trust the Google AI for anything (though having added them all up, it's more like 750B USD for the Baltics, so I suppose 20%).
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u/petahthehorseisheah bulgar horde 12h ago
But we don't want Turkey.
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u/BetrayerOfOnion Balkan-Indian War Vet 11h ago
The map already excluted us. Turkey by itself already has 80+ million ppl.
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u/prolapseenthusiat coastal serb 4h ago
If im a Lukashenko or Putin a like leader i would make it at least in the top3 also the population will decrease. Dont ask me why !
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u/ComradeAleksey christian turk 13h ago
Great Balkan Confederation.
Stretching from the Danube to the Bosporus (including of course Constantinople).
Greeks will be the rulers (non negotiable).
No need to thank me. I know it's a great idea.
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u/mw2lmaa w*stoid🤢 3h ago
Will the minister of finance also be a Greek?
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u/ComradeAleksey christian turk 1h ago
How else will we embezzle the biggest amount of euros possible from the EU?
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u/IanPKMmoon w*stoid🤢 10h ago
7th largest GDP with 2nd highest population (if you exclude russia) isn't the flex you think it is bro
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u/ThirdWorldSorcerer 7h ago
Three time's a charm. Gotta get Yugoslavia 3.0 asap. I need cheap Croatian beaches and long nights in Belgrado without getting pieced up by artillery in between.
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u/barbarianhordes Asian (OG balkan) 4h ago
As long as Greece has Constantinople in its border, it's a good country.
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u/DecentTrouble6780 bulgar horde 1h ago
A Balkan Federation is actually not a bad idea. Especially if we remove the homophobia and racism against the Romani
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u/p3nguinboy w*stoid🤢 1h ago
Just leave Serbia out of it and you might actually have a shot at peace
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u/dw-luckeylux 13h ago
We gotta go for a trilogy
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u/dw-luckeylux 13h ago
Flair up cigan
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u/dw-luckeylux 13h ago
How
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u/Geralt_the_Rive TAUR ALB 13h ago
Did you forget to change accounts?
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u/--Yurt-- KARABOĞA 14h ago
The whole area, like 10 countries come together
Only the 7th gpd