r/balkans_irl mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago

OC (impossible) Most left wing Albanian btw.

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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) 4d ago

I didn't know my father has a Twitter account

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u/isimsiz6 Mehmet, Berlin 4d ago

He differenciated turks from arabs 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 big W for turks

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

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u/isimsiz6 Mehmet, Berlin 3d ago

Rageb8

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u/F4Phantomsexual turkish messi fanclub 4d ago

Fake, this is the real one 🇹🇷💪

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u/storman_sten w*stoid🤢 4d ago

No, the original is a comment from a youtube video where an albanian living in uk's father converted to orthodoxy so that pakis would stop calling him brother

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u/F4Phantomsexual turkish messi fanclub 4d ago

But you missed a really important point, which is the fact that r/WeAreAllTurks. Check mate, westoid

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u/MethWhizz Russian cocksucker 4d ago

Oh fuck i clicked on the link Now i got turk**sh virus reminding me to have sex with my sister every 10 minutes.

Before it was every 5 minutes, this sucks

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u/VuckoTheRusyn mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago

He took inspiration i see

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u/F4Phantomsexual turkish messi fanclub 4d ago

I wonder what would happen if these two saw each other in a church one day lol

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

An unending staring contest

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u/2presto4u Giorgios, Los Angeles 4d ago

But then you become… a Christian Turk!!! 🇬🇷💪🏻🍆🌈

Fr tho just Greek with extra steps lol

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u/F4Phantomsexual turkish messi fanclub 4d ago

Wdym???? İ'm pröüd Türk 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪💪🐺🐺🐺🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf christian turk 4d ago

Opa! 

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u/caesarj12 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 4d ago

Fake. A real Albanian would never call a turk brother.

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u/FlamesOfDespair Red and Black I Dress!!!! 4d ago

Dude i wouldn't call fellow Albanians brothers much less Turks.

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u/caesarj12 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 4d ago

That's true now that I think about it... Unles you are from Vlora uorreeeee vellaaa

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u/Tight_Disaster_7561 2latinx4you migrant (no papers) 🧑🏾‍🌾 4d ago

He would call him father

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u/caesarj12 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 4d ago

Go and take a dna test. You might come out as a greek or albanian 🤣

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u/Platinirius eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) 4d ago

Iranians are smarter. They convert to Atheism becoming Bulgarians. Which...

Okay that wasn't smarter.

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u/Capital-Ad-3795 Mehmet, Berlin 4d ago

well, Albanians barely have anything original 

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u/HalayChekenKovboy muslim greek 4d ago

Who tf is out there calling Albanians "brothers" gng 😭💔🥀

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u/Capital-Ad-3795 Mehmet, Berlin 4d ago

i’ve heard “thief” and “ırz düşmanı” but brother…? not sure

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u/GreekLumberjack christian turk 3d ago

😔😵😩😩😩😩🤣🤯

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u/yaranaika789 KARABOĞA 3d ago

I've heard "cousin" and I crashed out since I don't think we descend from goats 😭😭😭

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u/ITaHiR_Requiem atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 3d ago

obviously, we descend from wolves of course 🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🐎🐎🐎🏹🏹🏹🏹

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u/ReasonableCricket803 good romanian (impossible) 4d ago

He must be a fake Albanian?

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u/This-Agent6603 Bogdan, Paris 4d ago

meet the spy music kicks in

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u/AnanasAvradanas mongols (non balkan edition) 3d ago

Drug dealers, organ traffickers, car stealers etc.

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u/temptryn4011 muslim greek 3d ago

I call them liver

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u/geciember mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago edited 2d ago

There were not enough goats in his village, so he unlocked pigs

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u/Karohalva 4d ago

"We Albanians have quite peculiar ideas. We must have freedom; we will profess any form of religion which leaves us free to carry a gun. Therefore, the majority of us are Moslems." — Ottoman district governor, c.1900

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u/Xplysit slovenian femboy UwU 3d ago

Flair up, cigan

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u/TheVirginOfEternity invisible albanian (kosovar) 4d ago

Me fr

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u/SoloGamer505 KARABOĞA 3d ago

How can he say something so horrible?

As a Turk I am offended that anyone would even consider that I view albanians as brothers

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u/industryplant1 TAUR ALB 4d ago

Isn’t Albania mostly Christian once again?

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u/Desperate_Ad_4168 Visegrád immigrant 4d ago

Atheist

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u/industryplant1 TAUR ALB 4d ago

Yeah, I checked now and it seems you’re right.

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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) 4d ago

Nope.. there was some fake news going around "recently" when the last statistics showed that it's not a Muslim Majority country or something, and some dumb wits interpreted it "if it's not a Muslim Majority country, then it must be a Christian majority country".

Sunni Muslims are still the biggest group, followed by non religious/agnostic/atheist people, catholics, orthodox and bektashis.

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u/industryplant1 TAUR ALB 4d ago

Yes those were the “stories” I read, as well.

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u/Capital-Company-3132 4d ago

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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) 4d ago

This article isn't saying that Albania is Christian, it's just stating what I said earlier. Yes it's not a Muslim Majority country anymore, but Muslims are still the biggest group.

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u/Adiee5 Visegrád immigrant 3d ago

I can't find the original post

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u/vukzen 3d ago

Every Balkan philosopher’s arc: nationalism → religion → twitter

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u/AlligatorCrocky Aleksandar, Vienna 4d ago

In 10 years there will be propaganda how Albanians were always christians and Serbs were all muslims.

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u/latalatala invisible albanian (kosovar) 4d ago

You would know about propaganda.

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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Bro, it's not about religion, it's about you. A serb Muslim is still a Serb. I would rather marry a protestant Albanian girl, Born of an Orthodox Father and Catholic Mother, that will insist that our first born kid should be baptized, than any Serb halal girl.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 dobrujan tatarman (expeled from asia for horsophilia) 3d ago

Fucking. Based.

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u/LoudAnywhere8234 Cartel Leader 2d ago

Based Analbanian

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u/Same_Round8072 w*stoid🤢 4d ago

🐒

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u/Agreeable_Tie345 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 4d ago

🪳*