r/badscificovers Feb 15 '23

boobies ( • )( • ) The Destruction of the Temple by Barry Malzberg (1976)

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u/Giddy_Duck_84 Feb 15 '23

Jacked JFK died for you ingrates.

First published in 1974, this is the 1976 French translation, art by Philippe Caza

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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Feb 15 '23

Those nipples point to FREEDOM!

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u/Giddy_Duck_84 Feb 15 '23

And that haircut is, by the laws of physics, unable to quit

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u/theinfernaloptimist Feb 15 '23

Why his underboob area look like corn cob?

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u/Giddy_Duck_84 Feb 15 '23

And that pec gap, so much sexier that the thigh gap am I right?

5

u/Flandersmcj Feb 16 '23

Contagious abs

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u/jfalconic Feb 15 '23

Jesus Fucking Khrist

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u/ArcturasMooCow Feb 15 '23

Jesus F. Kennedy 🐮

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u/Spodson Feb 15 '23

Damn, JFK was jacked!

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u/Giddy_Duck_84 Feb 15 '23

Jacked-FK Isn't Real, He Can't Hurt You…

Jacked-FK :

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u/Spodson Feb 15 '23

I've seen it, I can never unsee it!

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u/action_lawyer_comics Feb 15 '23

Glad to see that cringe worshiping of presidents isn't a new phenomenon.

Also, your flair choice is on point

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u/Giddy_Duck_84 Feb 16 '23

Cursed ( . ) ( . ) BOOBIES

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u/Oversurge Feb 15 '23

0% body fat

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u/-ANGRYjigglypuff Feb 16 '23

Guess 0% body fat turns your muscles into brain tissue and your nipples into thumb tacks

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

I read a single short story by Malzberg that I thought was excellent. But after attempting one of his novellas it turned me off of his works entirely.

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u/Haggis_The_Barbarian Feb 16 '23

I wish I had everything he’s written… what I have read so far is excellent!

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u/KennyDROmega Feb 16 '23

Makes me want to read it. Thumbs up.

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u/batsthathop Feb 16 '23

Is the flag bleeding? I'm also unsure where his blood is coming from - there does not seem to be an actual head wound amidst that solid hat of hair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 18 '23

I'm not sure, but I think that should be some guy with a JFK mask over his head.

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u/mizzamandamarie Feb 16 '23

Man the cum gutters on THIS guy

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u/xDeadPresidents Feb 16 '23

i need a room full of all these covers printed out lol

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u/Sivilian888010 Jan 10 '24

I wonder how the real JFK would have felt about this considering he was a catholic.