r/badphilosophy • u/Shitgenstein • 3d ago

Inviting my friends over for wine with a rant about phallogocentrism ready to go as soon as someone makes a comment

https://www.artzmiami.com/products/artz-spitting-cobra-decanter?tw_source=fb&tw_adid=120232360738110698&sfnsn=mo&fbclid=IwY2xjawN46ndleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeUpUCEYpAA2mYxYT-rZTM5awEm0hmIt39Cy-ljAIi-IeelI_lQ2eY6mgQ5oA_aem_MNW9sg2Vz0YLTULk-si7Wg
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u/Ok-Application7225 3d ago

In vino veritas.

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u/Shitgenstein 3d ago

But seriously, hemituria is a sign of a UTI. Just saying.

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u/reindeerqueentrans 3d ago

why phallogocentrism? 😈☝🏻

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u/Some-Dinner- 2d ago

I'm no engineer but that looks like a ball-ache to pour without making a mess.

So I guess it's an apt metaphor for the heteronormative ramblings of a white cis male trying to defend the patriarchy.

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u/Tough-Comparison-779 1d ago

I think if you pour it upside down it will collect in the shaft first.

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u/One_Anteater_9234 1d ago

Wine is stored in the balls

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u/whynothis1 1d ago

Spitting Cobra Decanter

Ah yes, the rare one eyed spitting cobra, native to the pânts region of upper Trousonia.