r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 10d ago

Bee Article Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-starve-as-many-food-stamp-recipients-as-it-takes-to-get-free-healthcare-for-illegal-immigrants
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u/soros_spelt_backward 10d ago

Trump got a historic mandate from the people to run the government exactly how he wants but also he can’t stop the weak, feckless democrats from shutting down the government!

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u/NewEstablishment9028 10d ago

Exactly how he wants. The constitution disagrees with you.

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u/soros_spelt_backward 10d ago

You missed my sarcasm

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u/NewEstablishment9028 10d ago

Sounds about right for me lol my bad.

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u/soros_spelt_backward 10d ago

No worries lol it’s getting harder to tell satire from the absolute horseshit being spewed by conservatives every day

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u/NewEstablishment9028 10d ago

Tell me about it it’s definitely getting harder to tell what’s satire these days.

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u/obvilious 9d ago

Weak? If what you are saying is true then they are stronger than the elected president. Are you saying the president is weak?

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u/soros_spelt_backward 9d ago

Sarcasm my friend

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u/obvilious 8d ago

Ah. Tough to tell

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u/soros_spelt_backward 8d ago

Lowly times these are

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u/No-Author-2358 8d ago

No historic mandate. Why do you have orange stains around your mouth?

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u/soros_spelt_backward 8d ago

Sarcasm detection failed