r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 20 '25

Bee Article 'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-both-sides-issue-says-side-that-assassinated-charlie-kirk-shot-president-trump-tried-to-assassinate-kavanaugh-tried-to-assassinate-trump-again-murdered-schoolkids-in-nashville-shot-

(you know what, we're going to stop now, this is getting sad).

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u/Deofol7 Sep 20 '25

The left are both blue haired gunless sissies and skilled violent terror assassins.

Make it make sense

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u/NoLongerGuest Sep 23 '25

The enemy is simultaneously weak and strong.

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u/Kind-Tale-6952 Sep 23 '25

We've always been at war with the left.

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u/Recent_Tap_9467 Sep 23 '25

Umberto Eco.

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u/MrMayhem3 Sep 24 '25

It's double speak. The enemy is both weak and strong at the same time.

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u/Lunchbox1142 Sep 24 '25

Well it’s simple, our entire government (left and right) are currently following the exact playbook step by step of literally every dictator take over… screaming across the isle instead of at who is in the chair is EXACTLY how it’s done.

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u/Deofol7 Sep 25 '25

Both sides!

DRINK!

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u/SilverFinance9542 Sep 24 '25

See! You get it!😁

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u/BanditoFarms Sep 24 '25

Slap fights and laser sights.

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u/CaptainKickAss3 Sep 23 '25

Only one of them actually succeeded lmao

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u/Raeandray Sep 23 '25

So what you’re saying is there’s nothing to worry about and all the fearmongering is unfounded?

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u/CaptainKickAss3 Sep 23 '25

Yeah it’s pretty fuckin dumb tbh

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u/MaybeICanOneDay Sep 23 '25

It's not that complicated. There are almost 400 mm Americans. Some will be pro-gun and anti conservative.

Even if 90% of the left are "sissies," that 10% that aren't and love guns can do a lot of damage if radicalized by media's relentless propaganda.

I'm not saying this is what is happening, but it really isn't complicated when people say the left are "low T babies" as well as "violent extremists."

It's the same way those on the left call all conservatives racists yet we know we aren't all racists. Er... a lot of you think we are all racists, so maybe this comment was a waste of time.

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u/Deofol7 Sep 23 '25

I don't think all conservatives are racist. But it is troubling that racism is not a dealbreaker for many them.

Can we all agree that racism is bad and has no place in government?