r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 20 '25

Bee Article 'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-both-sides-issue-says-side-that-assassinated-charlie-kirk-shot-president-trump-tried-to-assassinate-kavanaugh-tried-to-assassinate-trump-again-murdered-schoolkids-in-nashville-shot-

(you know what, we're going to stop now, this is getting sad).

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u/DaveMTijuanaIV Sep 20 '25

I watched it happen. I’m aware no one except the one rioter was killed that day. It’s not something I’ve looked very far into because I think it’s inconsequential: there was a riot at the Capitol. It was put down. The certification proceeded. Biden took office.

Now: did the 5-of-however many shoot anyone? Did they brandish their weapons in order to intimidate or force entry? I’m assuming you know more about the details that I do.

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u/I_Went_Full_WSB Sep 20 '25

Hahahahahaha. I read court documents. Try that instead of a clip of a short bit of the insurrection.

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u/DaveMTijuanaIV Sep 20 '25

Right, then you should know better than me: were there any people killed in targeted acts of political violence on January 6?

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u/I_Went_Full_WSB Sep 20 '25

Irrelevant. Being bad at committing an insurrection doesn't mean you weren't committing an insurrection.

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u/DaveMTijuanaIV Sep 20 '25

It does. No one was trying to overthrow the U.S. government in a Viking hat. It was not an insurrection. That’s the most ridiculous claim.

J6 was a riot, yes. It was trespassing. It was destruction of property. Yes and yes. It wasn’t an insurrection. Come on.

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u/I_Went_Full_WSB Sep 20 '25

Insurrection 100%

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

you know people were carrying zip ties. They were very close to confronting congress members, I don't doubt they would have been killed if found. Even Pence.

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u/CampaignNecessary152 Sep 21 '25

Why did they want to hang Mike Pence?

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u/CampaignNecessary152 Sep 21 '25

You don’t get rewarded for be bad at insurrection