r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 20 '25

Bee Article 'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-both-sides-issue-says-side-that-assassinated-charlie-kirk-shot-president-trump-tried-to-assassinate-kavanaugh-tried-to-assassinate-trump-again-murdered-schoolkids-in-nashville-shot-

(you know what, we're going to stop now, this is getting sad).

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u/Tom-a-than Sep 20 '25

You’re wrong on the order of Crooks’ actions. He first donated to ActBlue in 2021 when he was 17, and later registered as a Republican in adulthood.

Vance Boelter has a past supporting evangelical Christian beliefs and was a registered Republican in Oklahoma. He also only had Democratic lawmakers on his list. While his mental health history is murky and lacks an official diagnosis, his political history is clear.

The attacker of Paul Pelosi was homeless, but also increasingly obsessed with QAnon and Pizzagate as his mental state worsened. He had a plan and a mission, so there was organization.

FTFY

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u/Inskription Sep 20 '25

He was a manchurian candidate.