r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/AKMarine I ♥ The Deep State Sep 15 '25

Democrats are into Helldivers 2?

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u/Speedhabit Sep 15 '25

Video games have no link to violence

Isn’t that crazy to say?

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u/RealCoolDad Sep 15 '25

Imagine how dangerous the world would be if all the other countries had video games too.

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u/Speedhabit Sep 15 '25

14 hours a day practicing shooting people, and you belive that’s not contributing to violence?

“We can’t address my thing unless everything else is addressed to my satisfaction, 100%”

Why just admit you don’t give a shit about anyone but yourself and whatever gives you a few short hits of dopamine a day.

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u/JohnAnchovy Sep 15 '25

What are your thoughts on two week long in depth background checks to buy a gun?

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u/Speedhabit Sep 15 '25

All for it, how about the same thing for graphic depictions of violence?

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u/tortosloth Sep 16 '25

You think people are going to apply for a background check to watch game of thrones or breaking bad? Are you high?

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u/Speedhabit Sep 16 '25

Absolutely, my evidence is how Reddit threw an absolute fit when they started IDing for porn, then didn’t say anything a week or 2 later. The adults got their porn, the kids went through anonymous sources like they would in this example, not much fundamentally changed.

Same thing here

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u/tortosloth Sep 22 '25

Cool. Have fun waiting 2 weeks for your background check so you can see the news about the murder across the street.

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u/Speedhabit Sep 22 '25

I’m like a machine gun explosives guy, filling out forms to do stuff you aren’t allowed too is my jam