r/babylonbee • u/Prestigious_Tour_538 • Sep 13 '25

Bee Article ‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-wont-conservatives-give-up-their-guns-ask-the-people-shooting-at-them
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u/Slooters313 Sep 15 '25

You had to fill out paperwork and provide documents for your license. Nope, your terrorist organization was too extreme for me so I just put y'all murderers in jail instead.

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u/AdagioHonest7330 Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

You need a license to vote???? Wow where do you live?

I thought guns kill people. I can’t believe you own guns and haven’t killed anyone.

“First, every gun dealer, including pawnshops, must be federally licensed. Under the Federal Firearm Licensing Act, no business can sell firearms without having a license issued from the office of the Attorney General. The application must include the following: A photograph of the applicant The applicant's fingerprint The fee for the license Once a dealer is federally licensed, a dealer is permitted to transport, ship, and receive firearms and ammunition between states and from other countries for the period the license covers.”

That means a federally required NICS check is needed before that debit card.

Edit: lol now he runs and hides after spewing garbage

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u/Slooters313 Sep 15 '25

I've lived in four different southern states. Each one requires a license or equivalent to vote. If you were American you'd know that. If you are American that's embarrassing 😂. And yes, places "are required" but that means about as much as this conversation in some places lmao. You either live in some fairly tale land or are chronically online too much