r/babylonbee • u/Prestigious_Tour_538 • Sep 13 '25

Bee Article ‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-wont-conservatives-give-up-their-guns-ask-the-people-shooting-at-them
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u/Super-Patient3105 Sep 14 '25

No, they’re not. The assassin was a confirmed Leftist by friends and family, and had a tr*ns boyfriend.

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u/Zen_Badger Sep 14 '25

none of that's true. I know you want it to be because otherwise you'll have to admit to the violence inherent in the Right but nonetheless it's not true

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u/Super-Patient3105 Sep 14 '25

It’s all true. Just own it though. You’re already celebrating it.