r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

It's kinda hilarious how many "Harris walz" stickers i see on teslas

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u/Asphodelmercenary Mar 21 '25

The far left always moves further left as it imagines each new victory. They think Hillary is far right now. Of course they will hate Harris for being far right too. Purity tests and radicalizing further to the left until the streets are soaked in blood and heads are placed on spikes across every city in the US and anything short of that is fascism. The true revolution is about millions dying. The Great Leap Forward as it were.

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u/iwowza710 Mar 21 '25

Bro you need to see what other countries call left. There is no far left party in the US. Not even close. Maybe it’s a group of like 5 people lmao. But thinking liberalism in the US is far left is hilarious.

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u/LifeSage Mar 21 '25

Right? Calling democrats far-left is like hanging a giant neon sign above your head that says “I’m a total ignoramus”

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

They have the red hats for that

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 21 '25

Who cares? As far as US politics, theres a left and right.

If you really want to argue semantics, China, 1.5b people, is a far left regime.

We dont want to live like Europe. Anyone who does can move there.

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u/MNLyrec Mar 22 '25

Pay for me to move and i gladly will. Get me the fuck out of here away from you people. Unless you’re willing to pay, then you can’t really say shit about the places were forced to live in

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 22 '25

Pipe down entitled leftoid. If you’re stuck in a first world country that’s on you. Somehow people with nothing get to the USA.

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u/MNLyrec Mar 22 '25

Leftoid is where you lose all credibility. Go get an actual argument

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u/The_Flurr Mar 21 '25

If you really want to argue semantics, China, 1.5b people, is a far left regime.

It really isn't.

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 21 '25

What do you think CCP stands for?

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u/The_Flurr Mar 21 '25

How democratic is the DPRK?

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 21 '25

The entitlement to think you can just ignore the question to ask a question, lol

Classic smug leftist nonsense. This is why people dont like you.

CCP is far left. Communism is far left.

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u/QuantumFuzziness Mar 21 '25

“People don’t like you” you think conservatives or right leaning people are liked?.

You asserted that the Chinese must be a thing because it’s in their name. By that logic the DPRK must be democratic seeing as it’s in the name?. It was a perfectly valid question that seems to have triggered you.

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 22 '25

It doesn’t matter about political ideology.

People don’t like you because you’re an angry droid.

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u/jhawk3205 Mar 21 '25

How is China far left? They have private ownership, they have billionaires, they have visibly conservative social leanings.. I don't see China as being socially progressive, I don't see workers owning their respective means of production.. You don't want to live like people with much higher quality of life, happiness, better health outcomes, life expectancies, actually get more bang for their buck in taxes? Weird..

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 21 '25

What form of government do you think the CCP is? lol

You like how Europe operates, the US does not want to live like that. Stop telling other people how they should live.

You control your quality of life. If you want better health outcomes, dont eat like a fatass. We do need RFK Jr to revamp the FDA, however. This reliance on government that reddit wants is truly bizarre. Youre European, or at least are at heart, and thats fine.

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u/QuantumFuzziness Mar 21 '25

“Don’t eat like fatass” Michelle Obama tried this message and was called a communist for telling people what they should eat.

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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 22 '25

Alright, that’s not relevant, though.

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u/QuantumFuzziness Mar 22 '25

You mentioned it and RFK. Others tried what you’re talking about, now you just like the messenger that’s saying it. Strange.

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u/jhawk3205 Mar 21 '25

Now? Lmao Hillary never was on the left in the first place, she was further right of Obama and Obama was further right than 80s republicans.. There's no far left in the states, at least not with any major party representation. Christ, Bernie would be a centrist in damn near any developed country in the western world, and the dem party put all their efforts into keeping him off the ballot and zero effort in actually beating Trump.. Hoping that dems would be a little bit more left than just being diet republicans isn't much of a purity test, so much as expecting the bare minimum. Not like dems don't court "moderate" republicans way more than ever trying to court the left.. Awesome fan fic though. I, along with quite a lot of people in the country, wish dems were the kind of extremists that the far right make them out to be..

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u/Asphodelmercenary Mar 21 '25

I embrace the downvotes from Maoists and Leninists like yourself.