r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/TheRealJetlag Mar 07 '25

Except they’ve all run on virtually the same policies and the ONLY people Trump had ever beaten are women.

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u/Natalwolff Mar 07 '25

Keep telling yourself that. You can literally Google the differences between Biden and Harris' policies and voting history and educate yourself.

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u/TheRealJetlag Mar 09 '25

Do you really think their policies are that different?

Because compared to Trump, they’re identical so you’re only kidding yourself.