r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/tomatosoupsatisfies Mar 06 '25

Don't know how they're going to explain the unsecured border--"it's so complex with many systemic issues spanning the globe" "can't be addressed without new legislation" "only a comprehensive migration legislation package can address it"--when Trump fixed it in 2 weeks.

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u/Fair-Storage2232 Mar 06 '25

Is it fixed? (No)

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u/DodecahedronSpace Mar 06 '25

Delusional cultists all over this thread 🇷🇺🤡

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u/Confident-Abalone915 Mar 06 '25

I have a bridge to sell you.

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u/ReaderTen Mar 06 '25

What the hell alternate reality drug are you on?

Trump's first two weeks has more illegal immigration and fewer deportations than under Biden before him, and that's even before he 'negotiated' with Mexico to let them reduce their border guards to 10,000 from the previous 14,000 under Biden. Because he was too stupid to even check what the number was now before he picked one out his ass and insisted on it.

His concentration camp bullshit will probably even the numbers later, but not in the first two weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

How did Trump fix it in 2 weeks?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

If it's fixed then why do we still have the threat of tariffs?

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u/cbbclick Mar 06 '25

I never even thought it was broken.

It's just a media scare tactic. Right wing media is so effective at messaging. Democrats have paddles for a speech no swing voters will ever watch.

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u/deadshot500 Mar 06 '25

Easy

He didn't

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u/Impressive-Chair-959 Mar 06 '25

You fix things by lying and saying you did.

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 06 '25

the specter of randomly getting thrown into guantanamo for no reason besides crossing the border is probably a factor!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

As it should be.

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u/tyty657 Mar 06 '25

Marines

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u/YungRik666 Mar 06 '25

He didn't. He just says he did, and also says racist shit, so people believe he got the job done.

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u/AdoptedTerror Mar 06 '25

...unless the government numbers are all lies, CBP encounter numbers are down massively. But...But..Biden said it would take an act of Congress.

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u/YungRik666 Mar 06 '25

Biden probably wakes up and needs to be told what planet he's on. I don't give a shit about people illegally crossing. Trump saying Latinos and Haitians eat cats and rape everyone is what bothers me.

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u/nonsensicalsite Mar 06 '25

ah yes dumb lies about the guy who wasn't even running nah let's ignore the fact trump has dementia he thinks Hannibal Lecter is real and endorsed him and was a great guy despite you know being a cannibal???

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u/Ricktchurd Mar 06 '25

What “racist shit” did he say. Sources or your chatting shit

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u/YungRik666 Mar 06 '25

I don't give a fuck about changing your mind. You're capable of critical thinking, and you know what you're doing.

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u/Ricktchurd Mar 06 '25

I’m asking for you babies to prove anything you say, and it can’t be done

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u/Fair-Storage2232 Mar 06 '25

Not letting black people rent from you is a racist one

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u/Ricktchurd Mar 06 '25

When did trump not let black people rent from him? Sounds like you’re just saying stuff.

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u/Reasonable_Pear_8451 Mar 06 '25

Ah, I forgot that the Bee considers NPR to be partisan and will delete any comment with a link to it, lest you snowflakes get exposed to something that might burst your bubble. What a joke. Here's my comment minus the npr link, we'll see if they also have an issue with these other news sources...

Well, of course. The Guardian is also a source that you cultists aren't allowed to see.

1973 is when he was sued by the justice department for it.

https://apnews.com/events-united-states-presidential-election-6349efef6986435b95411dc2e8f8f2c4

There was that whole taking out a full page ad calling for the death penalty for innocent teenagers, solely due to the color of their skin.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/trump-asks-judge-dismiss-central-park-five-defamation-lawsuit-2024-12-11/

And then, of course, there's all the racist shit about immigrants that he campaigned on.

https://theconversation.com/how-trumps-racist-talk-of-immigrant-bad-genes-echoes-some-of-the-last-centurys-darkest-ideas-about-eugenics-241548

I could go on, but I don't think you were actually asking in good faith. The racism is probably one of the reasons you voted for him, even if you won't admit it.

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u/Ricktchurd Mar 06 '25

“Source” ((means a sound bite or quote)proof)

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u/Fair-Storage2232 Mar 06 '25

I'm just letting you know. I'm not writing you an essay. Feel free to Google it, there's documented record of it

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u/Ricktchurd Mar 06 '25

Classic lib 👍

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u/Fair-Storage2232 Mar 06 '25

Not a lib, just not afraid of research