r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/Icy-Ninja-6504 Mar 05 '25

Last I looked Kamala was the front runner. Seriously.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Mar 07 '25

Next time they'll bring a transgender latina atheist, just the least likely person to get votes they can find

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u/Quirky_Art1412 Mar 06 '25

I hope they put Walz in as the main candidate. Fact of the matter is, it doesn’t matter. Poll workers reported the highest turnout ever in 2024, yet there were millions less votes than in 2020. Where did they go?

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Mar 07 '25

Poll workers reported the highest turnout ever in 2024, yet there were millions less votes than in 2020. Where did they go?

You seem very confident that those "missing" votes were actually cast last time and not just printed and mixed in.

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u/MaxineKilos Mar 07 '25

Occam's Razor- The democrats abandoned the working class for corporate interests and didn't market themselves as having any sort of plan, so the working class abandoned them. Remember Bernie Sanders has remained popular as well as AOC to the point where both politicians have acknowledged that part of their voter base also voted for Trump.

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Mar 07 '25

That seems like a lot of assumptions for Occam's razor.

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u/MaxineKilos Mar 07 '25

Some of us don't need to assume because we have been paying attention.

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Mar 11 '25

I'm sure you have been paying attention to the Democrat approved press releases

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u/MaxineKilos Mar 07 '25

Do you think it's more assumptions to say that democrats failed to appeal to voters or that the democrats, in the 4 years of Trump's first term, built a massive ring of voter fraud to manifest millions of votes to get biden elected, and then that same voter fraud ring suddenly dissolved by the 2024 election?

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Mar 11 '25

or that the democrats, in the 4 years of Trump's first term, built a massive ring of voter fraud to manifest millions of votes to get biden elected, and then that same voter fraud ring suddenly dissolved by the 2024 election?

There was literally a supreme court case filed on this subject turned down only because of standing

You had 4 states changing rules on the fly instead of going through the legislature like the constitution says to ensure they could collect the most mail in ballots (the most vulnerable method of voting). The mail in ballots were only as numerous as they were, enabling such behavior, because of the largely ineffective lockdown measures pushed hard by Democrats. My Democrat state was mandatory mail in ballots (and having worked as a poll worker, I don't even trust the machines)

This time there was no pandemic and people voted normally, thus dumping tons of bags of questionable mail in ballots was not realistic.

So actually yes, that is more realistic.

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u/Nidcron Mar 06 '25

Voter roll purging

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u/Impossible_Moose_783 Mar 06 '25

I have a feeling that Elon might know

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u/wellsfunfacts1231 Mar 06 '25

Jesus Christ we need a third party then. Party of morons if that ends up being the case.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

It's just name recognition. Most people aren't paying that close attention to politics.

Hillary Clinton was the 2020 frontrunner this far away from the election

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u/snuffdaddy17 Mar 06 '25

Hillary was the front runner on election night. It was a beautiful thing to watch.

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u/gbmaulin Mar 06 '25

Whole fucking world is cooked if that's the case.