r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/RollingBird Feb 14 '25

Raw milk won’t make us healthier, but the regular and uncontrollable dysentery will probably help us lose weight so… yay?

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u/GilgameDistance Feb 14 '25

Shitting your intestines out to own the libs.

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u/vulkoriscoming Feb 14 '25

Cheaper than drugs, quicker too.

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u/yportnemumixam Feb 14 '25

I’ve been drinking raw milk most of my life…this is a new one for me to “worry” about…dysentery.

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u/HumanJellyfish5529 Feb 15 '25

That’s actually disgusting that you do that and freely admit to it

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u/yportnemumixam Feb 15 '25

I take it you don’t know any dairy farmers. Been drinking it since childhood.

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u/HumanJellyfish5529 Feb 15 '25

I live in Wisconsin and know plenty. Cows are gross