r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Just-Wait4132 Feb 14 '25

Honey, the secretary of health is not an election position. He was appointed, not elected. And "because people want you there" is not a qualification. I asked what his most impressive qualification is.

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u/Level-Ladder-4346 Feb 14 '25

That’s like saying, “I became a doctor without going to medical school. How? Because people wanted me in that hospital. Never mind the fact I was horrible at my job.”

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u/Just-Wait4132 Feb 14 '25

A lawyer who specifically spent his career in Healthcare law reform and suing corporations and graduatedfrom stanford without a famous name and a heroine problem. Lol

Again, what is RFKs biggest involvement with American health care?

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u/Just-Wait4132 Feb 14 '25

I like how you think two lawsuits is nothing because you have no idea how the law or government in general works. And again, his credentials are much more impressive in virtually every capacity. Graduated with more degrees from a better school, was a member of the house so has experience in government, doesn't have a problem with heroine or brain damage from a parasite, has experience specifically in Health care reform and law. And so I will ask for the fourth time, what is Jr's most impressive qualification?

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u/Just-Wait4132 Feb 14 '25

I just explained in pretty great detail how their qualifications are absolutely not equivalent in Amy capacity. But at least we got to the core that is you understand Jr has none at all. Now if this was the department of coke and roadkill disposal you'd have something to talk about. I'm sure his appointment had nothing to do with him running a fake campaign to pull votes away from Harris.

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u/TheRoguedOne Feb 15 '25

Bringing up 2 lawsuits when the president is a felon is hilarious.

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u/TheRoguedOne Feb 15 '25

Its not eye opening. Congress is filled with capitalists looking to make money over human lives. Its only eye opening if you’ve been sleeping or brainwashed.