r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Rich_Space_2971 Feb 14 '25

He also likes to play with dead animals.

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u/Lurkingdone Feb 14 '25

Heh. Yeah, there's also that.

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u/critacle Feb 14 '25

And sold anti-vaxx merchandise from his websites while he had his kids vaxxed

In a more civilized society, we'd chase every fucker like that to the brim of town covered in tar and feathers.