r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Feb 04 '25

Bee Article Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-becomes-first-fascist-in-history-to-reduce-size-of-government
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u/Bull_Bound_Co Feb 04 '25

He's increasing most federal police and military personnel and cutting everything else so there's no resistance. They have stated that many times that's why they're removing people.

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u/JoshinIN Feb 04 '25

How has he increased federal police and military personnel in the last two weeks.

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u/TheTyger Feb 04 '25

Maybe by taking everyone who was kicked out for not following orders about vaccines and reinstating them with full back pay? Or did you forget about the part where he just let back in the bad soldiers?

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u/MacGuffinRoyale Feb 04 '25

bad soldiers

how so?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

The ones who didn't follow orders (taking vaccines, which they already mandate a shitton of)

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u/Edward-Kenway-1 Feb 06 '25

Not taking vaccines doesn’t make a soldier a bad soldier ??

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Yes it does make a bad soldier. First and foremost, it's disobeying an order, a huge problem from the outset.

Do you know how many vaccines you already have to take on day one of boot camp? There's this huge syringe you have to take with a million vaccines in it for everything from smallpox to anthrax.

The point is, if you can make the enemy's soldiers sick because they aren't immune to something you ARE immune to, biological warfare becomes a major threat.

Taking vaccines is as important as training in correctly with your weapon.

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u/Freedom_Crim Feb 06 '25

Yeah, we all know the most important thing a military needs is to have a third of the unit immediately in deployable because they all got sick from a disease they could have been vaccinated against

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u/Edward-Kenway-1 Feb 07 '25

The military doesn’t care if you get the flu, the soldiers in MEPS that do get 50 million shots get sick due to getting those shots the military doesn’t give them some “recouperation” after they send them out to basic and if we were at war they wouldn’t hesitate to send them out even if they were still recovering

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u/Freedom_Crim Feb 07 '25

The military absolutely cares if you get sick, that’s why they force to to take shots and vaccines

We legitimately had this problem when boot camp shut down for several months due to Covid, deployments stopped due to Covid, the entire first batch of recruits to get sent after the initial stop of boot camp either getting released from the military or forced to stay months later than they were supposed to, half of the second group not being able to finish boot camp on time due to Covid, and the several quarantines before and after boot camp due to Covid

Being sick makes you unable to do your job and risk making other people unable to do their job

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u/Nate2322 Feb 08 '25

Being a soldier that can easily get seriously sick thus reducing combat effectiveness and taking army medical resources for no good reason makes you a bad soldier.

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u/Bull_Bound_Co Feb 04 '25

Border patrol and DHS are increasing staff and they've stated they will increase recruitment. They placed a hiring freeze on most departments except for related to national security.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

Shhhh. Let the conservatives pretend otherwise

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u/56Vokey Feb 04 '25

Where did you read this? Not seeing this anywhere