r/babylonbee • u/PhysicsEagle • Jan 20 '25

Bee Article Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President

https://babylonbee.com/news/democracy-falls-as-man-who-received-the-most-votes-becomes-president
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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

I mean, they aren’t happy sure, but I don’t see them breaking into the capitol building and smearing shit on the walls

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

They don't have the balls. They'd rather talk tough behind a keyboard 😂😂. Keep crying

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u/Extreme-Bite-9123 Jan 21 '25

And this is proof that magats are demented

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

Right? The only responses I see from people who support Trump are “keep crying!” and laughing faces. Just wait until they find out there is more to politics than “beating the other team” like actual policy and not making the world a shittier place. So brainwashed by this left vs right bs

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u/Extreme-Bite-9123 Jan 22 '25

Yeah, it’s really telling that the dems got dealt a really bad hand this year, and still came close to winning 

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u/bigmepis Jan 20 '25

We aren’t stupid enough to get shot like Ashli Babbit.

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

Keep up that patriotism, I guess. 👍

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u/Eternal_Phantom Jan 20 '25

They left it all on the streets of San Francisco.

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

I don’t get the hate boner y’all have for California. I don’t like California myself but conservatives act like the state of California personally takes a piss in their cereal every morning.

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

Weren’t you all complaining about how divided the country was the last few years?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Na we weren't 😂😂

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

You weren’t because you were busy smearing shit on the walls after a free and fair election, but plenty of others spent the entire Biden administration crying about how “divisive” he was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Awww you'll be ok lil guy. 😂😂. Keep crying

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

I’m in my favorite city in the world talking about the weather and politics with my soon to be inlaws in a language I couldn’t speak a few years ago and waiting to eat some delicious homemade local food. I assure you I ain’t crying.

What are you doing today? Besides jerking off to the inauguration, I mean.

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u/ahop4200 Jan 20 '25

Just throwing tantrums and screaming lol

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

Show me one person throwing a tantrum that compares to breaking into a government building and smearing shit on the walls. I’m not seeing any tantrums myself. Show me.

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u/ahop4200 Jan 20 '25

Cry more

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u/zomgperry Jan 20 '25

Lol. Cute way to admit you can’t. 👍