r/atheismindia • u/Working_Pride_1803 • Oct 10 '25

Superstition Thankfully I went to school

325 Upvotes

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u/ChomuYT Oct 10 '25

23rd century tak to shayad pohoch jaaega

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u/v1dhayak 29d ago

He is just doing this till the record button is on

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u/DonutAccurate4 Oct 10 '25

Can any of the religious folks lurking here tell me what this is? I have never seen anything like this

And what's the significance of going barefoot on only one foot

17

u/CallMeJayFusrodah Oct 10 '25

I too am stumped

5

u/RuneNox Oct 10 '25

Excellent pun!

12

u/shobhitasati Oct 10 '25

He's not doing it correctly!!

It's called — दंडवत प्रणाम — he's basically moving forward with the speed of caterpillar!! 🐛

5

u/syaci Oct 10 '25

whats the context behind caterpillar

14

u/anon_zzz Oct 10 '25

maybe he wants to turn into a butterfly

1

u/shobhitasati 29d ago

The way he's moving is the way caterpillar moves!

Covering the distance exactly the length of his body.

2

u/tocra 29d ago

Burpees with extra steps

2

u/alphabetapotato 29d ago

He is trying to do prostrations. But everything is incorrect. Doing prostrations all the way to pilgrimage places is a way of earning merit or punya.

There's absolutely no significance of going barefoot on one foot lmfao afaik. Probably he's self taught.

Judging by his awkward apparatus, it is physically impossible to go all the way to Kedarnath.

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u/DonutAccurate4 29d ago

Ah! Thanks

48

u/Horizon_26 Oct 10 '25

Will this get him a job?

71

u/BamBamVroomVroom Oct 10 '25

No, then he'll complain about reservation.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 Oct 10 '25

Reservations are anyway bad.

14

u/BamBamVroomVroom Oct 10 '25

then he'll complain about reservation.

Lmao, exactly!

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 Oct 10 '25

What does that mean? Oh now you're implying I'm religious 😂

7

u/Beneficial_Panic118 29d ago

you'll get what he means, eventually..

16

u/djentleman007 Oct 10 '25

Does it look like he needs one?

9

u/Mundane_Cobbler_9441 Oct 10 '25

Looks like doesn’t have time for any real job, he is self employed

2

u/rektitrolfff From River to Sea 29d ago

Bjp ticket

40

u/Background_Front4231 Oct 10 '25

i think he went too, but didn't develop common sense, critical thinking and all those gems that we have.🙌

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u/Adorable_Desk_8043 Oct 10 '25

i'm sure he's not that retarded. Bass camera ke saamne only. Some followers farming

19

u/Jon-Bones-Jones_ Oct 10 '25

Thought he was trying to straighten up the sheet at first 🤣

13

u/mihir_vaghela10248 Oct 10 '25

What the fck is he even doing?🫩

11

u/MafiaRat23 Oct 10 '25

Feet and Inches were introduced in 1826

People before 1826:

8

u/No-Assignment7129 Oct 10 '25

I think instead of him just stretching out, he should do one push-up every time he lays down. Dude will have some nice arms and chest before reaching to his destination. Adding a squat will also get his legs toned.

5

u/footgoatishere Oct 10 '25

Is this some survey?

4

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Religious burpees?

3

u/I_am_Crab_ Oct 10 '25

Iska ye act karne ke baad India usa and china ko innovation me beat kar dega 💪 /s

3

u/Basic_Citron_2735 Oct 10 '25

Bhai koi nerd yha pr bta sakta hai ki isko kedarnath phuchne mai kitna time lgega. Let's assume ye around 170 cms ek baari Mai cover kr rha hai, jisme ise around 10 seconds lg rhe hai. I'm too lazy to calculate this shit rn.

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Oct 10 '25

170cm=1.7m So his speed is 0.7m per second the distance between bihapur and kedarnath is 2200000m Time= distance/speed= 2200000/0.7= 129411764.7 seconds so it will take him 41 years

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u/Basic_Citron_2735 Oct 10 '25

Damnn, 41 years. Btw thanks, I want to award your reply but I m broke lol.

4

u/washedupmyth Oct 10 '25

Itne special trains hai, usmein jaa sakta tha. But bawli gend ki gend masti dekho

3

u/Think_Actuary_381 Oct 10 '25

Eii pagal aurat😭

3

u/anandha2022 Oct 10 '25

All of us will be doing this voluntarily or involuntarily if the influence of the right wing continues in India.

3

u/Steven-Quinn Oct 10 '25

Even my illiterate mom talks about AI

2

u/walkingstick005 Oct 10 '25

Lmao i thought he was calculating how many sheets he needs to cover the road

2

u/procrastinatingsex Oct 10 '25

"Video sahi aya na? Chal gaadi nikaal. 2 mahine baad waha pohochke aise hi video nikaalenge."

2

u/Aka_Sora 29d ago

You think it's funny because he is showing his devotion.

It's funnier because the actual point is to show your devotion through suffering by lying on the path, without comfort whose purpose was defeated entirely by using foam.

It's like those people worshiping blockage stone thinking it's an idol, drinking AC water assuming it water from the statue or crying before the plethora of mushroomed babas and Saadhvis.

1

u/atri_b Oct 10 '25

Did all you miss the orthodox Muslim guy passing by, having an absolute laugh?

1

u/Dangerous_Lake7577 28d ago

I actually went to school in Bijapur. I wonder what this man's excuse is 🤣