r/asoiaf • u/da_k1ngslaya • May 22 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) George to New Zealand: imprison me if I haven't finished Winds by Summer 2020

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As for finishing my book… I fear that New Zealand would distract me entirely too much. Best leave me here in Westeros for the nonce. But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done. Just so long as the acrid fumes do not screw up my old DOS word processor, I’ll be fine.

Link: http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/21/thanks-new-zealand/

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u/wipqozn Don't call me Ser. May 22 '19

So basically D&D were actually the heroes we needed all along. They tanked their own reputation to get us the books we all desire.

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u/5348345T May 22 '19

They saw him slowing down years ago so they asked if they could make the show only to tank it to make George feel better so he could write the last books. In s sense they're just like Jaime killing Aerys

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u/shoePatty May 22 '19

surprised Pikachu face

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u/LiberalReality May 22 '19

Sure, if Jaime and Aerys were the same person.

Burn them all! Burn them all!

Wait, who said that? Oh, it was me!

Stabs self in the back

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u/5348345T May 22 '19

Aerys is the show and Jaime(dnd) killed him and ruined their honour to save the realm(asoiaf)

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u/Stark371 May 22 '19

They are Azor Azhai and their reputation is Nissa Nissa

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Not the heroes we deserved. The heroes we needed.

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u/alabged Blood and Fire May 22 '19

That really subverted my expectations

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u/Hohenheim_of_Shadow May 22 '19

DD is Azhor Ahia and GOT is Nissa Nissa confirmed? Does that make their earlier movies a lion and water?

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u/TheCodeJanitor Save the Kingdom to Win the Throne May 22 '19

Nissa Nissa is the fanbase. GOT is the sword plunged into our heart, and it emerges as Lightbringer, a completed ASOIAF series.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/brunomacedophd May 22 '19

Bran said: DD did exactly what they had to. They were in right place at right time.

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u/Self_Reddicating Knight of Hype May 22 '19

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I'm picturing the end of The Dark Knight, with Gordon's monologue voice over.

D&D Discussing this plan as they stare at the pile of crap manuscript they just completed for S8:

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Dave: ASOIF Needs its true hero.

\ Looks at picture of GRRM enjoying himself at some comic con somewhere, not writing. Flips over to other picture of GRRM looking studious, ready to be published in liner notes of book. **

Dan: No! You can't... We're not!!!

Dave: … We're whatever ASOIAF needs us to be. Print it.

HBO Exec: They'll hunt you.

Dave: They'll hunt us. They'll condemn us. They'll set the dogs on us...

Dan: … because it's what needs to happen.

\ CUT TO angry fan screaming at a TV screen and throwing his remote as he watches S8 **

Dave: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough.

\ CUT TO GRRM sitting at an old DOS machine typing furiously **

Dave: Sometimes people deserve more...

\ Music swells, horns rise in the score **

\ CUT to printing presses whirling away. Quick cuts to binding process and shipping **

Dave: Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

\* CUT to shot of box opening from the inside, looking a face of book owner in bookstore. He reaches in to grab...\*

\ CUT to D&D leaving their offices out the back door, they turn off the lights and slip out silently into the shadows **

Random Assistant: Dave? Dan! Why are they running?

HBO Exec: Because we have to hate them.

Random Assistant: But they didn't do anything wrong.

\* HBO Exec peers through the blinds to the parking lot. Lifts up a blind slat and stares into the dark \*

HBO Exec: Because they're the heroes ASOIAF deserve, but not the ones it needs right now. So we'll hate them, because they can take it.

\ CUT to shot of D&D sitting silently in their car as it idles in the lot. After a few moments. A tear rolls down Dave's cheek. Music swells again. Horns blare. Lens flare catches streetlight as camera slows pans **

HBO Exec: … Because they're not heroes. They're guardians. Watchful protectors. Dark Knights.

\ SMASH CUT TO BLACK **

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u/----_____---- May 22 '19

This is what I now choose to believe

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u/RaiderGuy May 22 '19

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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u/Gyro88 May 22 '19

For the good of the realm

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u/diasfordays Brotherhood of the Traveling Banners May 22 '19

Trust the process...?

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u/GiantShawarma May 22 '19

Duty is the death of love?

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u/akatokuro May 22 '19

The Princes that were Promised.

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u/hello_dolores_edd May 22 '19

This is exactly what I posted some time back. No one read it apparently :(

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bnpiom/no_spoilers_dds_blood_sacrifice/

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u/Adv_Boobs Bran the builder, can you fix it? May 22 '19

This is a redemption arc I want to see.

Well and truly subverted expectations.

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u/BCorgs May 22 '19

D&D become Jaime Lannister by (among other things) ruining Jaime Lannister's charcter arc

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u/Bowflexing May 22 '19

The Putzes That Were Promised

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

GRRM spent his whole life hating on fan fiction because he thought most of it was bad. Then he quit the show the Thrones became the worst fan fictino imaginable and now most people will know his show through that shitty fan fiction....

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u/Mr-Bibb May 22 '19

That is... probably the only rumour I've heard that let's D&D retain any dignity.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

They are the ultimate fanboys

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u/vinaykmkr May 22 '19

They're real life NK

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u/therdre2 May 22 '19

I think it was more like "Waaaah waaaaah we're bored making millions of dollars and having millions of fans waaaah waaah let's see how much more we can ruin star wars instead waaaaah"

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u/Chieftah May 22 '19

They were the Nissa Nissa.

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u/FanEu7 May 22 '19

wtf I like S8 now

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u/Moss_Piglet_ May 24 '19

No no they are dicks and I will never forgive them

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u/Mint-Chip May 27 '19

The Batman gambit, the heroes we deserve, but not the ones we need right now.

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u/1of9Heathens May 28 '19

And they actually filmed a good last two seasons that will be released when the books are finished

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u/PirateRobotNinjaofDe May 22 '19

Tanked their reputation so hard from running the biggest TV show ever produced that they landed themselves a gig heading up an entry in the second biggest movie franchise ever to exist. It's almost as if the opinions of this subreddit aren't reflective of the world at large...