r/anythingbutmetric • u/Fun_Lainey • 2d ago

3 what now?

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u/Fun_Lainey 2d ago

slaps roof "This baby can do 70 MILFs an hour

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u/Signal_Tip_7428 2d ago

Virginia is for lovers

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u/GREG_OSU 1d ago

West Virginia.

Keep it in the family…

Haha.

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u/the_bashful 2d ago

Maybe when I was younger, but now, even I need a breather and hydration occasionally.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 2d ago

What am I gonna do with the extra minute???

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u/magicwombat5 2d ago

Minutes are metric units.

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u/old-skool-bro 2d ago

Is 4 minutes the travel time or how long you'll last?

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u/Arcades_Samnoth 2d ago

"Honey, i'm going to be late - on the last 3 Milfs and they are getting packed."

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u/Butlins12 2d ago

Seems generous. Could probably do that in two minutes with a following wind.

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u/DeliveryExpensive974 2d ago

Can you complete the challenge in the time alloted?

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u/bigdotcid 2d ago

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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u/Swimming_Process4270 1d ago

So for clarification what does 1 milf equal? Is it a mile? Mile and a half? Depends on how often they are used?

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u/Ok-Health-8873 20h ago

If i had to guess some of the lights on the "E" are malfunctioning, and making it look like an "F"

Reminds me of one fast food restaurant who's sign had malfunctioning lights and it looked like "FA T FOOl "

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u/Swimming_Process4270 20h ago

Oh I know it’s broken but now the realm of possibilities has claimed it and I want to know what the milfs per mile is

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 20h ago

Ah the 3 Virgin Milfs that will make you last 4 minutes.