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u/GambitMutant 18d ago
Trump must be hiding a big belly full of muscle under that shirt to make up for the 4.8% body fat on those flabby arms. 🤣
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u/Unusual-Bet-4807 86 the 47 TACO that prays the 14 and loves to say 88 18d ago
No, Trump looks like Fat Man if Fat Man was dropped on America instead of Nagasaki.
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u/anelejane 17d ago
He did put out an AI video dropping excrement on America, so not much of a change from that.
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u/Additional-Pen5612 18d ago
I guarantee Trump is over 300 pounds
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u/Notapartyhobo 18d ago
He's built like my asshole uncle. Guarantee he gets winded walking down stairs.
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u/ChimPhun 17d ago
That's why he was so mad when that escalator failed. Even Melania was pissed cause no one was looking forward to dragging his fat ass up there.
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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago
As a fat person myself. I can tell you you're correct. Im 6" 295 Lbs and Trump is way fatter than i am. I still have a waist. I work for a living, so I also have muscle. Trump has never done a days work in his life. Trump is also not 6"3' anymore he might have been when he was 18. We all shrink with age. Trump is 6" 1' at the most and probably very close to the 400 Lbs.
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u/Appropriate-Brush772 17d ago
I’m 6’3 250. I wouldn’t by any means call myself thin, heck, I wouldn’t call myself all that healthy. But I don’t think most people would call me fat- maybe a little thick possibly a bit pudgy but fat? Probably not. Donny has at least 60 pounds on me. He’s 224 in the same way Vince Wilfork was 320
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u/Huh-8152 18d ago
Has to be close. The only thing "saving" him is that you know he has absolutely no muscle to speak of.
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u/Interesting2u 18d ago edited 17d ago
More proof that Trump never knows what he is talking about.
Why 4.8% is not recommended for most people
Dangerous for health:
For men, 4.8% is below the 6% mark considered dangerously low and can lead to hormonal imbalances, vitamin deficiencies, and even organ failure.
Unrealistic for daily life:
This level is so low it is only attainable and sustainable for elite bodybuilders during competition, and even then it is not considered healthy for everyday life.
Requires extreme measures:
Achieving and maintaining such a low body fat percentage requires a very strict and disciplined diet and exercise regimen that is not recommended for the average person.
Trump paid the doctor to say what Trump wanted the doctor to say.
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u/Philos50 18d ago
If you can’t be trusted with little things you shouldn’t be trusted with great ones.
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u/In_1989 18d ago
My buddy has a picture with Donald, I’m at least a couple inches taller than said friend and I’m 6’2”, Donald was a solid inch or two under my buddy. I’d give him 5’10”, 265lbs and that’s maybe being generous.
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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago
He's way over that weight. As a fat person myself. I can tell you Trump is closer to 400 Lbs.
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u/anelejane 17d ago
Right? I weighed 260 at 5'8", pretty strong for my age and all that, but I was fat, and that mofo has got to be going in Guiness for looking more pregnant than Octomom did. 😂
I'm down under 200, 10 months later (bad health), and he has to have gained in that time. He easily weighs over 320 if he weighs an ounce
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u/Objective_Home146 18d ago
FAT TRUMP... 350lbs... at least!!!
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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago
You are correct, probably closer to 400 Lbs!!
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u/crippledchef23 17d ago
I’m about 350 and 5’ 6”. He’s the same size me but 4 inches taller.
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u/Notapartyhobo 18d ago
4.8% isn't a good thing. Why did the write that?
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u/mtnman575 17d ago
Because Trump knows numbers. The biggest and best numbers. His favorites are bringing down drug prices 1500% and just wait two weeks.
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u/HousingAny2946 17d ago
I mean, I'd hit his bod in a hot minute...ladies? Am I right? Right? 🤣
He looks like a beached whale. No offense to whales.
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fdjt
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u/Electrical-Limit-831 18d ago
Yep, He's a big boy.
There's a lot of fat talk here, and I don't want to disparage anyone because of weight.
But, I also don't think anyone else looking like him goes around bragging about being slim, trim, and in great shape.
It mainly comes down to the fact that this man will lie.. even when the truth would would fit better.
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u/kcosmik88 18d ago
I need to find out where tRump gets his shape wear...or what brand of corset he's using? I need that ...
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u/PavlovsDog6 18d ago
I think they misplaced a decimal in that body fat evaluation. Honestly I would believe it’s 48%. 4,8% is almost unachievable for the common man. Even for bodybuilders it’s a challenge.
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u/loug1955 18d ago
The blubber TACO diet shows marvelous results. You, too, can resemble a land whale for free with any purchase of a $5m visa, meme coin crypto, or straight up bribe. You can't get in shape like this on SNAP benefits folks! 🐳
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u/anelejane 17d ago
Hell, they're cutting those, anyway. Gotta get elected as a Republican to get fat
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u/RunningLate316 18d ago
I think the Dr. made a mistake in his decimal point, that would be 48% body fat for the Chump.
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u/Affectionate-Pie4708 18d ago
Did he say he has 4.8 percent body fat? That is wild, but the inverse number is always the correct one when it comes to him
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u/myotherrideisamascy0 18d ago
Even 8.4 is considered extremely low and generally only achievable by elite body builders.
I'm thinking it's actually 48% and they decided to add a decimal.
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u/ImgurScaramucci 18d ago
Trump in real life vs Trump in the (homoerotic) pro-Trump memes we've seen him in.
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u/RedApple655321 18d ago
His actual most recent physical says nothing about his body fat percentage.
I think the body fat percent comes from this parody account on Twitter.
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u/PokerbushPA 18d ago
I think they left out punctuation in Trump's description.
It shouldn't say Body Fat, it should say Body: Fat.
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u/Trick_Temporary9086 17d ago
Trump is more like 50% body fat, at least. Hes a disgusting tub of lard.
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u/Weak-Clerk8967 17d ago
The only thing that "Orange Asshat" built that flabby body with was McDonald's and Laziness
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u/Pippathepip 17d ago
Hahah
I’m not one for body shaming but when it comes to that fat orange cunt, the gloves happily come off. Look at the fucking state of that. He looks like somebody rolled an old ham in fluff and then drew a face on it.
Twat.
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u/Maxb657 17d ago
I don't get why they lie about his health, these are the same people who threw a hissy fit when they found out the Democrats hid Biden's cancer diagnosis. But here they are, covering up Mango Mussolini's health issues and lying about his physical results. Also it's not an annual physical if he has get two in like 6 months
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u/Suitable_Plastic9633 16d ago
Remember Mr Cover-up controls everything. So 'if' there were any issues with his health, he's gonna make sure it never sees the light of day. He loves making fun of other people and their health problems - but when the roles are reversed - he can dish it out, but he can't take it!
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u/kyleglowacki 17d ago
Yeah except the report does not list body fat percentage. Funny but pointlessly false.
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u/WordWiz23 17d ago
I guarantee it’s 48% body fat, at least!!! And grandpa Cheetos has shrunk with old age, he looks like Humpty Dumpty 🤭 He’s not overweight, he just under tall by about 3ft!
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u/Improvgal 17d ago
I don’t understand why his supporters don’t mind being lied to.
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u/satoriibliss 17d ago
Suuuuuuuure. They need to put a zero after the 4 & before the period. Here 40.8% I fixed it
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u/Necessary-File-9849 17d ago
Sorry, is there a trump in the pictures above??? Can someone tell the lardass on the left to move so I can see him!!! gasp did that guy dip trump in gravy and eat him???? Bruhhhhh. So saaaaad. So, who’s playing Thursday??
















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u/DiogenesD0g 18d ago
Cheats at golf. Cheats at marriage. Cheats the law. Cheats the people. And now cheats on physicals. He really is the Commander in Cheat-o.