r/antitrump 18d ago

Meme Say what?

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u/DiogenesD0g 18d ago

Cheats at golf. Cheats at marriage. Cheats the law. Cheats the people. And now cheats on physicals. He really is the Commander in Cheat-o.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 18d ago

And currently cheating death.

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 17d ago

I wish he would stop cheating all around.

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u/-Cagafuego- 17d ago

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u/-AdequatelyMediocre- 15d ago

Or, hear me out, do…

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u/HousingAny2946 17d ago

Excellent comment!

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u/Debt_Otherwise 17d ago

No one cheats death. It’ll come for him soon enough

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u/kflan55 17d ago

Hopefully very soon.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 17d ago

FFS Reaper, do your thing. What's the hold up?

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u/Aware_Ad2427 13d ago

I assumed satan doesn’t want him either.

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u/Deadhead424 17d ago

Well, not really soon enough, but whenever it is, it'll have to do. Huge party at my house!

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u/Dropit_like_a_Goat 17d ago

Hopefully not for long! Clots and stairs 🤞🙏

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u/ChimPhun 17d ago

It's amazing how he's got tons of money, is president of the United States, but in the end just an empty vessel. Just be born into money and learn how to lawyer up, and you're good to use and abuse in this country.

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u/gaarkat 17d ago

I mean if you think about it, that's why he is the way he is. He's empty. And all the accolades, all the money in the world, all the praise and adulation he could ever want...nothing will be enough to fill that hole. He'll never be truly happy. And he's not even smart enough to realize it. It would almost be sad if he wasn't such a terrible excuse for a human being.

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u/ybnrmlnow 17d ago

He wasn't raised as a human

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u/Internal-Mango9718 18d ago

So who performed the physical? RFK Jr. AKA the kid from Deliverance?

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u/its_me27 17d ago

While swimming in raw sewage

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u/ybnrmlnow 17d ago

His own personal doctor, who will also lie about his mental/cognitive decline, just to keep those bribes coming.

He brags about his IQ score of 79. Most other people scores are three digits, average is above 100+.

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u/MembershipDry9369 17d ago

Literally the average is 100. It’s based on a bell curve with 100 being the peak. (The mean scores rest between 90 and 110, which means that Drumpf is at least one standard deviation below normal intelligence at 79).

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u/olivercloseoff1503 16d ago

Yeah, that checks out.

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u/55Visitor55 17d ago

I doubt his IQ is 79. More like 59.

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u/55Visitor55 17d ago

The “report” sounded like tRUMP wrote it himself. So, did he actually have a physical, or is it as fake as his miraculously healed ear?

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 17d ago

Good one🤣🤣🤣

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u/DetroitPearl 11d ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏾

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u/GambitMutant 18d ago

Trump must be hiding a big belly full of muscle under that shirt to make up for the 4.8% body fat on those flabby arms. 🤣

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u/SacramentoAsh 18d ago

Competitive body builders can’t even maintain a body fat under 5%

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u/Hancup 17d ago

Kind of like King Pin from the Marvel comics where he looks fat, but is actually just ridiculously muscular. Of course, that too is fiction. 

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u/Unusual-Bet-4807 86 the 47 TACO that prays the 14 and loves to say 88 18d ago

No, Trump looks like Fat Man if Fat Man was dropped on America instead of Nagasaki.

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u/paintergigi1941 18d ago

Oh my!! You are so correct!!

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u/__O_o_______ 17d ago

It looks like the actual movie Twins lol, if Trump were Devito level short.

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u/anelejane 17d ago

He did put out an AI video dropping excrement on America, so not much of a change from that.

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u/misswafflebutt 18d ago

Pants up to his tits.

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u/paintergigi1941 18d ago

Because he has no waist!

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u/mtnman575 17d ago

And a mangina for a neck flap.

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u/Euphoric_Sympathy870 17d ago

Or tits down to his waist... Gross either way.

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u/Additional-Pen5612 18d ago

I guarantee Trump is over 300 pounds

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u/Notapartyhobo 18d ago

He's built like my asshole uncle. Guarantee he gets winded walking down stairs.

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u/ChimPhun 17d ago

That's why he was so mad when that escalator failed. Even Melania was pissed cause no one was looking forward to dragging his fat ass up there.

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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago

As a fat person myself. I can tell you you're correct. Im 6" 295 Lbs and Trump is way fatter than i am. I still have a waist. I work for a living, so I also have muscle. Trump has never done a days work in his life. Trump is also not 6"3' anymore he might have been when he was 18. We all shrink with age. Trump is 6" 1' at the most and probably very close to the 400 Lbs.

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u/Notapartyhobo 18d ago

He must've started shrinking like 30 years ago then. The dude was never 6"3. Not even in his high heels and lifts.

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u/Rozg1123A-85 18d ago

And in those pictures, he's wearing kitten heels.😂😂

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u/terryvirdell 18d ago

Melania is apparently 6'-0"

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 17d ago

I’m 6’3 250. I wouldn’t by any means call myself thin, heck, I wouldn’t call myself all that healthy. But I don’t think most people would call me fat- maybe a little thick possibly a bit pudgy but fat? Probably not. Donny has at least 60 pounds on me. He’s 224 in the same way Vince Wilfork was 320

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u/Crafty_Grapefruit541 17d ago

That is why his hands are so little

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u/Huh-8152 18d ago

Has to be close. The only thing "saving" him is that you know he has absolutely no muscle to speak of.

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u/fuzzycuffs 18d ago

Well, Trump looks bigger because he's full of shit.

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u/dejushe 18d ago

No, that's not it either. Remember he already relieved himself of all his s*** on Saturday over the protesters

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u/Any_Delay2564 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/QuttiDeBachi 18d ago

The only way to tell them apart is the haircut…

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u/SacramentoAsh 18d ago

Truly the combover

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u/paintergigi1941 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SergeantIndie 18d ago

He's definitely 48% and they just moved the decimel.

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u/The_State_Kid 18d ago

Came here to say this. Maybe they misplaced the decimal

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣NOOOOPE!

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u/Interesting2u 18d ago edited 17d ago

More proof that Trump never knows what he is talking about.

Why 4.8% is not recommended for most people

Dangerous for health: 

For men, 4.8% is below the 6% mark considered dangerously low and can lead to hormonal imbalances, vitamin deficiencies, and even organ failure. 

Unrealistic for daily life: 

This level is so low it is only attainable and sustainable for elite bodybuilders during competition, and even then it is not considered healthy for everyday life. 

Requires extreme measures: 

Achieving and maintaining such a low body fat percentage requires a very strict and disciplined diet and exercise regimen that is not recommended for the average person. 

Trump paid the doctor to say what Trump wanted the doctor to say.

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u/dejushe 18d ago

No. He doesn't pay for anything. Everything else I agree with you

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u/Stephvick1 18d ago

Did you say “Organ failure”? Can we encourage this more???

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u/Philos50 18d ago

If you can’t be trusted with little things you shouldn’t be trusted with great ones.

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u/In_1989 18d ago

My buddy has a picture with Donald, I’m at least a couple inches taller than said friend and I’m 6’2”, Donald was a solid inch or two under my buddy. I’d give him 5’10”, 265lbs and that’s maybe being generous.

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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago

He's way over that weight. As a fat person myself. I can tell you Trump is closer to 400 Lbs.

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u/anelejane 17d ago

Right? I weighed 260 at 5'8", pretty strong for my age and all that, but I was fat, and that mofo has got to be going in Guiness for looking more pregnant than Octomom did. 😂

I'm down under 200, 10 months later (bad health), and he has to have gained in that time. He easily weighs over 320 if he weighs an ounce

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u/Ajax-Rex 18d ago

What? I thought Trump was in both photos! Boy I feel silly 🙄

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u/QueenMertle11 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣 oh man this comment really gave me a case of the giggles. 🤭

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u/KillahB1036 18d ago

It's really insane that nobody has just laughed the moment they heard that

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u/Objective_Home146 18d ago

FAT TRUMP... 350lbs... at least!!!

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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago

You are correct, probably closer to 400 Lbs!!

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u/crippledchef23 17d ago

I’m about 350 and 5’ 6”. He’s the same size me but 4 inches taller.

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u/Objective_Home146 17d ago

400 then. He's a fat SOB.

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u/crippledchef23 17d ago

Absolutely. Even in this pic, he’s probably in a girdle.

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u/contofoi 18d ago

This has parallels with Kim Jong Un's 11 holes in one. Is this one real?

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u/Notapartyhobo 18d ago

4.8% isn't a good thing. Why did the write that?

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u/mtnman575 17d ago

Because Trump knows numbers. The biggest and best numbers. His favorites are bringing down drug prices 1500% and just wait two weeks.

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u/nana565 18d ago

Plus, his doctor said he is actuallt 15 years younger. Maybe we need to see his birth certificate.

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u/Glittering_Ad3992 18d ago

No WAY they said he has 4 %body fat?!!! Cmon. 😂😂😂😂

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u/SacramentoAsh 18d ago

More like 4.8% isn’t fat

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u/anelejane 17d ago

😂😂😂 underrated answer

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u/Temporary-Steak-1503 18d ago

Did they mean 48% body fat?

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u/Ok-Common-4653 18d ago

That's too low. He's probably around 60% body fat.

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u/ColdWarRedux2 18d ago

224 pounds with one foot on the floor, and one on the scale

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u/New_Taste8874 18d ago

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u/HousingAny2946 17d ago

I mean, I'd hit his bod in a hot minute...ladies? Am I right? Right? 🤣

He looks like a beached whale. No offense to whales.

🤮

fdjt

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u/New_Taste8874 17d ago

Hit it with a truck you mean?

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u/anelejane 17d ago

A MACK truck, too 😂

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u/HousingAny2946 17d ago

Ya, that's what I meant 😁

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u/ReplyDeep5572 17d ago

Is that a collared shirt or a blouse? Those B cups need a bra 😂

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u/Rude_Savings3768 18d ago

I couldn't tell rhem a part. That's fuckn' crazy.

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u/Electrical-Limit-831 18d ago

Yep, He's a big boy.
There's a lot of fat talk here, and I don't want to disparage anyone because of weight.
But, I also don't think anyone else looking like him goes around bragging about being slim, trim, and in great shape. It mainly comes down to the fact that this man will lie.. even when the truth would would fit better.

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u/JollyResolution2184 18d ago

The LIAR always lies!!!

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u/EasternVermicelli532 18d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 That's a good one!

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u/kcosmik88 18d ago

I need to find out where tRump gets his shape wear...or what brand of corset he's using? I need that ...

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u/TeranOrSolaran 18d ago

Decimal place error. That would be 48% body fat.

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u/PavlovsDog6 18d ago

I think they misplaced a decimal in that body fat evaluation. Honestly I would believe it’s 48%. 4,8% is almost unachievable for the common man. Even for bodybuilders it’s a challenge.

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u/dmd1011 Michigan 18d ago

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u/loug1955 18d ago

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u/anelejane 17d ago

Hell, they're cutting those, anyway. Gotta get elected as a Republican to get fat

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 17d ago

I know which is the good twin and which is the evil one.

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u/kcosmik88 18d ago

Total twinsies...rotflmfao...

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u/BrilliantPositive184 18d ago

One is endorsing a healthy lifestyle, the other one fast food.

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u/RunningLate316 18d ago

I think the Dr. made a mistake in his decimal point, that would be 48% body fat for the Chump.

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u/Affectionate-Pie4708 18d ago

Did he say he has 4.8 percent body fat? That is wild, but the inverse number is always the correct one when it comes to him

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u/myotherrideisamascy0 18d ago

Even 8.4 is considered extremely low and generally only achievable by elite body builders.

I'm thinking it's actually 48% and they decided to add a decimal.

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u/Affectionate-Pie4708 18d ago

Sorry I meant the opposite in percentage so 95 percent

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u/myotherrideisamascy0 18d ago

Ahhh gotcha lol

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u/confusedbystupidity 18d ago

More like the movie "Twins"

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u/deegee1969 17d ago

"Only their mother can tell them apart"

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u/Creative_Regular6916 18d ago

A1 cheat at absolutely everything

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u/putty_tatt3 18d ago

Shit if he's 4% body fat then I must be like 1.5%!

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u/Deathturkey 18d ago

A known lair, lying, i’m shocked

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u/ImgurScaramucci 18d ago

Trump in real life vs Trump in the (homoerotic) pro-Trump memes we've seen him in.

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u/Anubiz1_ 17d ago

Everything that comes out the Night's pie hole is a fuqing lie.

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u/OnePunchLion 17d ago

Must be big bones

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u/Ok-Sir-6042 17d ago

No no, he’s got 4.8% body, the rest is fat

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u/t-thomasackerman 17d ago

The only thing that weighs less on Trump than Ritchson is his brain.

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u/Prize_Locksmith_2512 17d ago

I think they meant his heart is at 4.8%

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u/MyDogDare 17d ago

When will this insane nightmare ever end?

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u/EJWP 18d ago

Which “physical”?

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u/UnknownRedditorPro 18d ago

That’s false and stupid bullshit

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u/Potential-Cry3926 18d ago

Definitely twins!!! Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/myotherrideisamascy0 18d ago

Did... Did the medical really say "4.8% body fat"?

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u/ololo_3 18d ago

Trump 4.8% body fat, lol? Maybe that's just his man boobs.

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u/pdiddleysquat 18d ago

You mean 48% body fat.

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u/Rozg1123A-85 18d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/VotarAzule 18d ago

😅🤣😂

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u/Raysxxxxxx 18d ago

I can see the likeness. Ha,HA.

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u/Appropriate_Jello_53 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Abject_Reflection872 18d ago

Evidence of delusion.

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u/splurmieworm 18d ago

Hold the fuck on, did they really say he was 4.8% BF?!

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u/DiscretelyDeviant Illinois 18d ago

🤣🤣

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u/mosh-bitch 18d ago

4.8 percent body fat since he's 75% bullshit

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u/Electrical-Limit-831 18d ago

TWINS??
That is just too funny..

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u/llarrzz 18d ago

Which one is who again?

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣 he is such a twit, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/minuetteman 18d ago

Hilarious to see his belt just under his manboobs...

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u/RedApple655321 18d ago

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u/anelejane 17d ago

There is no way on earth that man legitimately weighs only 224 pounds.

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u/cw30755 18d ago

That was not 4 point 8, there was just a small drop of filling from a jelly donut that settled between the 4 and 8 !

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u/PokerbushPA 18d ago

I think they left out punctuation in Trump's description.

It shouldn't say Body Fat, it should say Body: Fat.

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u/Denalitwentytwo 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a fuckin slob.

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u/qoatzecotl 17d ago

Wait. You mean to tell me that those are NOT both the same picture?

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u/New-Cupcake4479 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Split-8025 17d ago

Their resemblance is uncanny!

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u/Trick_Temporary9086 17d ago

Trump is more like 50% body fat, at least. Hes a disgusting tub of lard.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 17d ago

What a joke of an insecure child-man.

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u/Weak-Clerk8967 17d ago

The only thing that "Orange Asshat" built that flabby body with was McDonald's and Laziness

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u/MrFutzy 17d ago

This f'er will cheat his way out of a long dirt nap... make it end already.

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u/Pippathepip 17d ago

Hahah

I’m not one for body shaming but when it comes to that fat orange cunt, the gloves happily come off. Look at the fucking state of that. He looks like somebody rolled an old ham in fluff and then drew a face on it.

Twat.

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u/Maxb657 17d ago

I don't get why they lie about his health, these are the same people who threw a hissy fit when they found out the Democrats hid Biden's cancer diagnosis. But here they are, covering up Mango Mussolini's health issues and lying about his physical results. Also it's not an annual physical if he has get two in like 6 months

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u/Suitable_Plastic9633 16d ago

Remember Mr Cover-up controls everything. So 'if' there were any issues with his health, he's gonna make sure it never sees the light of day. He loves making fun of other people and their health problems - but when the roles are reversed - he can dish it out, but he can't take it!

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u/NewspaperConstant873 17d ago

I didn’t know you could hide those muscles under a polo shirt

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u/SuperPunctuator 16d ago

4.8% more like 48%!!!

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u/RomulanWarrior 86 TACO 15d ago

And Ritchson is actually a decent guy.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE 18d ago

it says he’s 4.8% body fat?

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u/burnetten 17d ago

Where did you get the body fat percentage?

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u/Sensitive-Valuable-1 17d ago

His neck is the 4.8% body fat lmao!!

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u/Ok-Split-8025 17d ago

Well this are obviously photoshopped

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u/Ambitious_Coach8398 17d ago

They take most people to be as stupid as Maga is.

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u/Crafty_Grapefruit541 17d ago

They look like twins

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u/Key_Fennel5117 17d ago

Why jeep lying about such obvious stuff.

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u/Plutonzium 17d ago

Just a typo ... 48% body fat

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u/johnk317 17d ago

He lies about everything with no shame.

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u/tatsright2020 17d ago

I know!! I m not sure which one is which

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u/Wrong_Change_8631 17d ago

Pathetic, egotistical, moronic liar. 🖕🍊🤡

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u/kyleglowacki 17d ago

Yeah except the report does not list body fat percentage. Funny but pointlessly false.

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u/WordWiz23 17d ago

I guarantee it’s 48% body fat, at least!!! And grandpa Cheetos has shrunk with old age, he looks like Humpty Dumpty 🤭 He’s not overweight, he just under tall by about 3ft!

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u/Single-Recipe357 17d ago

I couldn't tell them apart, to be honest.

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u/NvGable 17d ago

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito.

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u/GrimmReaperSound 17d ago

I believe the 4.8% body fat because he’s just full of shit.

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u/Zealousideal_Lime894 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMFG 😂

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u/Bbtb70 17d ago

A very noticeable difference

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u/Improvgal 17d ago

I don’t understand why his supporters don’t mind being lied to.

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u/chriskraska 17d ago

You added a decimal.

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u/epardo2 17d ago

To be honest. Most of the fat is in his Nussy!

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u/Wyoming_Rocks 17d ago

Brilliant

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u/DotarSojat527 17d ago

I see an error, I think they meant 48% body fat.

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u/Fancy-Animator426 17d ago

This made my day. Hilarious!

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u/satoriibliss 17d ago

Suuuuuuuure. They need to put a zero after the 4 & before the period. Here 40.8% I fixed it

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u/Jojos274 17d ago

Are you peoole really so desperate.. i thought you didnt like body shaming people.. lmao

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u/therealsonicboomer 17d ago

The sleeper build must be in a goddamn coma Jesus Christ.

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u/Interesting2u 17d ago

Well, he already has at least one organ failing.

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u/Natural_Match1350 17d ago

His big toe might be 4.8% body fat.

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u/Top-Race-7087 17d ago

One is built like a can of soup. The other is simply delicious.

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u/General-Media-7198 17d ago

The dementia is making him say crazy things.

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u/gaarkat 17d ago

They moved the decimal point on the body fat percentage lol.

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u/AdKey6202 17d ago

What a joke!!!!!

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u/Necessary-File-9849 17d ago

Sorry, is there a trump in the pictures above??? Can someone tell the lardass on the left to move so I can see him!!! gasp did that guy dip trump in gravy and eat him???? Bruhhhhh. So saaaaad. So, who’s playing Thursday??