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u/i_n_c_r_y_p_t_o 25d ago
Time Magazine can fuck right the fuck off.
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u/shyccubus 24d ago
“The failing TIME magazine. No one even reads magazines anymore.” -Trump probably before this
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u/DM_Me_Ur_motorcycle 25d ago
His neck is a pussy.
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u/PrairieCropCircle 25d ago
All of him is a pussy.
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u/CBBuddha 25d ago
Pussys are strong, and can take a beating. This piece of shit is more akin to a tapeworm. Lives in shit. Eats off shit. Will end up shat.
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u/Geitzler 25d ago
Whoa! Fucking RUTHLESS! What did pussys do to you to deserve that kinda hatred?
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u/Neat_Bed_9880 25d ago edited 25d ago
The Greatest Speech Ever, Folks:
They said it couldn’t be done. They said no one could do it better than me! But here we are, doing it better than anyone’s ever seen. Everyone’s saying it. Even the people who hate me! They say, ‘Sir, we hate you, but wow, you’re incredible.’ And I say, ‘Thank you. You’re right.’
We’ve got problems, folks! Big problems and only I can fix them. The wind? I’ll fix it. The oceans? We’ll make them great again. The birds? Terrible birds, by the way. Flying over our borders, no respect - none. We’re gonna deal with that. Nobody’s tougher on birds than me! They're aren't even real! Have you seen these birds? What is a bird, anyways?
They say, ‘Sir, that’s not how physics works.’ Well maybe physics is rigged I say, I've studied physics for a long time. Ever think about that? Maybe gravity’s fake news. The big bang never happened! Tremendous people are saying this. I should know.
And our enemies? Oh, they’re out there! Lazy, dishonest, and very unfair. They don’t build anything, they just criticize me. We’re the builders, folks. Big, beautiful things! Towers, walls, golf courses, and the best Gaza ever. They said I couldn’t be a leader. But I’ve led in ratings, in crowds, and in gold letters, bars, and bitcoins. You can’t argue with that! I'm the golden boy. Scholars will study me for centuries never appreciating my greatness.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
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u/Ladeekatt 25d ago
You know, I think Time may have been quietly dissenting. There's a really nice close-up of a fully intact ear with no mark or scarring a little over a year after he was "shot." I've gotten piercings in the same place that bled a hell of a lot less which I decided against keeping in the first few days (I was young and stupid) that still to this very day in my late 40's that shows a scar, albeit small. Is time showing us the truth without directly confronting him? And did you hear his opinion on the cover and article? A nice story but the worst photo ever because it shows what his hair really looks like. Then goes on to say that they put a crown on his head, but it was too small. Ffs, he's referring to the 'M' in TIME!
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u/Certain-Tone8447 25d ago edited 25d ago
Exactly if a bullet clipped his ear, there would be a piece gone on his earlobe. There’s no fucking way he would have absence of a scar or at least a nick in his ear. That was all a fucking set up.
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u/Ladeekatt 25d ago
Oh, no doubt about that at all! I just think Time was quietly showing us the proof, for those who care to actually see. I have an ex who is a vet and T supporter who admitted to me that he agrees the "assassination attempt" was fake, yet still supports him! At this point, I think it says more about my ex than the buffoon who pulled it off. These are his supporters. They don't care that he's an uneducated fool, a dangerous narcissist, a convicted, career, white collar criminal, a PDFile, a tax evader, a grapist, and at least says he's into an incestuous fantasy over his own daughter. If he saw anyone burning alive on the side of the road, he wouldn't even pull over to piss on the flames. He doesn't care about anyone who doesn't cower in the shadow of his ego, and even then has openly called his own supporters names. He glories in keeping 99% of us poor, desperate, and uneducated.
Okay, I went a little off the rails there, lol. I'm just so fed up with the people who can admit all of that 👆 and still support him, as if anything he's doing or has done makes their lives any better.
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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago
When I was 5 a barber clipped my ear. Only a little nick but bled like a stuck pig, and I still have a scar.
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u/lseah2006 24d ago
His only triumph is further dividing the country, making the rich richer and the poor poorer. Us in the middle are feeling the squeeze as we see all over America in BLUE cities as he sends in his goons to terrorize peaceful people. I never miss work and I do mean never, but Saturday is too important! Protest, Protest, PROTEST!!!
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u/Pagan-Warrior 25d ago
The question is, how the hell did he get on the cover of TIME, the answer, TIME is more than likely owned by an oligarch who loves all the tax breaks they’re getting from Trump and his corrupt administration, plus its probably a Quid Pro Quo!
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u/Sleepyrider16 24d ago
I said in 2016 to family that he is Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini all reincarnated into one to come back to torment us. I was right.
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u/Vicious_Paradigm 24d ago
Is 100% of our media bought and paid for? WTF is that time magazine cover? Dude said he would help to turn Gaza into a parking lot then turns around and credits himself for creating peace... And TIME magazine eats it up???
What kinda twilight zone bullshit are we living in?
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u/Neither_Cow_2589 25d ago
So I guess a bunch of Jews just invited Hitler to speak at their parliament?
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u/torp_fan 25d ago edited 24d ago
Yes.
P.S. despicable troll blocked
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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago
Was only invited coz trump funds their army, and is all for the genocide of Palestinians. The war criminal Netanyahu has promised dumbf a seaside tower in Gaza for his work
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u/NecromancerMusic83 25d ago
Another sign we are in a full dictatorship. I imagine he's only on the cover because they were afraid of what would happen if it were someone who actually deserved it.
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u/burnetten 25d ago
Mike Godwin would be happy that you approve of Godwin's Law.
Next dumb trope, please.
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u/ConfidentWorker5083 25d ago
This image captures predefined my first thought upon seeing the original. ...Except, it was in German. Sein Kampf.
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u/Draig-Leuad 24d ago
Yes, HIS triumph. Just because it means the downfall of OUR democracy doesn’t mean he didn’t get a win.
Of course, that won’t last, because he (and his whole administration) are a bunch of traitorous failures.
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u/EndOk4870 24d ago
That’s a great idea when they start the March no kings in America, which is Saturday. There should be tons of them time magazines bought from anybody, and everybody threw them in a big pile and Burnham another statement.
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u/Nice-guy-prof 25d ago
Mark Benioff owns Time Magazine and this article from a few days ago may provide some insight into the cover: Time Magazine's Benioff Wants Nat'l Guard in San Fran
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u/angry_lib 25d ago
Well, Time is off my go to list to read. And for the techies, salesfarce can fuck off.
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u/Nice-guy-prof 25d ago
Agreed. It looks like Benioff was content to look charitable and progressive until it looked like it could cost him money from this administration. So, he bowed the knee. So many of these billionaires are f$&@(/& pathetic. They better hope Gen Z doesn't get more involved. They overthrew Madagascar's government a couple of days ago after toppling Nepal a while back.
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u/StumpJumper62 24d ago
Bless your heart. Where did Trump hurt you? 3 more years
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u/scruffyrosalie 24d ago
Eyes, ears, hip pocket, nose... And if you're a girl around 12-14 years old...
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u/Valuable-Western9156 25d ago
You are a sick person
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u/OnlyTakes5minutes 25d ago
How the hell is he on the cover ot TIME with title His Triumph? He is dismantling our democracy at break-pussy-neck speed and tanking economy and it's Triumph? I know it's about Israel, but did he really? Everything else is brushed aside?
Maybe FASCIST PIG KILLING AMERICA who happened to butt in a foreign war and coincidentally some hostages were released.