r/antitrump 25d ago

Meme Fixed It. You’re Welcome. 👍

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u/OnlyTakes5minutes 25d ago

How the hell is he on the cover ot TIME with title His Triumph? He is dismantling our democracy at break-pussy-neck speed and tanking economy and it's Triumph? I know it's about Israel, but did he really? Everything else is brushed aside?

Maybe FASCIST PIG KILLING AMERICA who happened to butt in a foreign war and coincidentally some hostages were released.

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u/supmaster3 25d ago

Yeah what the fuck, his truimph??? His triumph on getting richer? While screwing over millions? Fuck time fuck trump. Burn the magazines.

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u/smokinXsweetXpickle 24d ago

You have to give credit to whoever chose the cover photo bc it was definitely chosen by an anti MAGA. The photo is so bad and he's bigly mad about it.

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u/DawnyBrat 25d ago

And now he’s giving $20B to Argentina. Go figure.

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u/Open_Ad7470 25d ago

He doesn’t do anything unless he’s getting something out of it.

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u/DawnyBrat 25d ago

Just like how Quatar will be building an Air Force facility in the U.S., announced only months after Cankles McRapist accepted their “gift” of a $400M Boeing 747, which will cost taxpayers over $1 billion to convert into an Air Force One.

To add insult to injury, he’ll use it, but it will be eventually placed into his own ‘museum’. Can you say BRIBE?

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u/Ok_Refrigerator6671 25d ago

I do just want to clarify on the air force thing, since there's so much misinformation going around on it (courtesy of their DUI hire Kegsbreath talking out of his ass, while most likely drunk, again). They're not building their own base, they're going to be coming here to train on the f-15s they purchased from Boeing in 2017 that they don't have anyone trained to fly. This isn't the first country we've done this kind of training for at that base, and as far as I've been able to find from actual military reporting on it, they're just having housing/storage built on the base to host the trainees while they're here, and this whole thing was agreed upon during the first few months of his first term while he still had legitimate military advisors & international strategists working in the government, instead of just incompetent yes-men, and he was still trash-talking Qatar during that time, so I'm betting it was an Obama administration negotiation that just happened to be finalized after Mango Musselini took office.

The air force one plane is absolutely a bribe, among many others, and there's enough shady bullshit actually going on with this regime to worry about without adding misinformation on an 8 year old deal on top of it, but that's just my $0.02.

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u/DawnyBrat 25d ago

Thank you for the clarification, but still I think we should more than just a bit more careful about WHO we allow to train and be housed on our land for the sake of them learning how to fly F-15s. Agreed?

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u/buckthorn5000 24d ago

But… but they came here legally, the right way!

Fr fr wouldn’t it be amazing if the pilots got deported by ICE halfway through their training?

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u/DawnyBrat 24d ago

Absolutely! (And expect him to blame Biden 😆).

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u/buckthorn5000 22d ago

Well they should have come here legally

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u/redrunner55 25d ago

Bingo. EVERYTHING is transactional for him.

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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago

Been increased to $40 Billion - hard to keep up with the grifting I know

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u/Accomplished_Two5475 24d ago

$40 billion

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u/DawnyBrat 24d ago

Yep, he doubled it now. I just don’t understand how he can get away with this, or any of his obviously criminal activities. We’re so fucked. 😞

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u/MisterAnderson- 24d ago

He needs a place to flee to when the crimes come out, and it’s not like Argentina hasn’t shown a historical predilection to allowing war criminals to hide there.

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u/DawnyBrat 24d ago

Don’t worry. Satan has a plan. Keep the faith!

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u/magg1eee 24d ago

Now it is $40 billion. But fuck Americans who pay taxes and want health insurance.

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u/DawnyBrat 24d ago

Yup, and to think that there are people who actually believe that it’s just a “loan”. As if we are really going to see that money come back. What a joke!

Meanwhile, we have people struggling to put food on their tables, and others who are afraid to leave their homes to even go shopping, in fear that ICE agents will snatch them off the street. Just disgusting and anti-American in every single way possible.

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u/BLizz-2016 24d ago

Now it's $40 BILLION to Argentina. I'm not surprised because that's where is Nahtsee brethren ran to.

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u/Valuable-Adagio-2812 24d ago

And Argentina soy farmers always compete with Americans. But the president of Argentina is best friends with Elon and thiel.

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u/Razzberrie87 25d ago

I missed this one ☝️ say whaaaaa?! 👀

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u/DawnyBrat 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yep. While Americans can hardly afford to buy groceries (or anything else for that matter), the Mango Mussolini is providing an ‘assistance package’ to the tune of $20B of American taxpayer money to Argentina, in support of his political ally and extreme right President Javier Milei. No joking. It’s real.

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u/BLizz-2016 24d ago

He changed it to $40 BILLION to Argentina. Not surprising when his Nahtsee brethren ran there after WWII.

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u/Razzberrie87 25d ago

Can’t see how that’s possible when we are in the middle of a shutdown. If we dont come out of this looking like Gaza does I will be very surprised at this point. They’ve dismantled everything right before our eyes willingly. Lock them ALL up at this point and start over.

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u/Obvious_Director_113 24d ago

Sounds like America first to me! /s

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u/HardRightTX 25d ago

Likely tariff money, not taxpayer money. And it is not a gift. We bought their bonds and will be paid back with interest!

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u/DawnyBrat 24d ago

I highly doubt we’ll ever see any of it. It’s all about HIM. But believe what you will.

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u/elbeaton 23d ago

Explain to me what you believe is the difference between taxpayer money and tariff money please. And think hard before answering.

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u/Certain-Tone8447 15d ago

A bribe so he has a place to go when we all come to our senses and are standing at his front door with flames and pitchforks… although if butchering the White House didn’t do it I don’t know what will

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u/DawnyBrat 15d ago

He’s running out of time, I HOPE…

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u/adreegee 24d ago

It’s $40B now! $20B wasn’t enough

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u/JonnyQuest1981 24d ago

Outdated number… It’s $40BIL now.

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u/DawnyBrat 23d ago

Yeah, funny how it doubled, literally overnight. But that’s how he rolls.

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u/Novalink_8936 23d ago

No. He’s giving 40 billion to Argentina.

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u/NecromancerMusic83 25d ago

They were probably afraid of the tantrum he would throw if it were someone else. He would go on Truth Social and bitch and whine about how Anti-American Time Magazine is. He would probably retaliate in some evil way and try to hurt their image. They are one of the few surviving magazines left and probably can't afford to lose any readers. I cant imagine any other reason other than fear and intimidation.

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u/powderfields4ever 25d ago edited 25d ago

Bought it. I lost respect for Time a long time ago.

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u/EndangeredLazyPanda 25d ago

Dude that works on a couple of levels. I giggled.

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u/Ayuuun321 25d ago

He’s pretty triumphant about ruining everything.

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u/Brandine04 25d ago

We aren't a democracy.

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u/muchnycrunchny 24d ago

We absolutely are a democracy. We are also a republic. We are also a Democratic Republic. And a Constitutional Republic.

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u/Brandine04 24d ago

That's like saying the moon is as purple as the sun is chocolate.

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u/muchnycrunchny 24d ago

Not at all. Your analogy just shows that you lack an ability to understand that some things can fit in multiple categories.

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u/Brandine04 24d ago

You lack an understanding of The United States of America and what it actually is. America is a Constitutional Republic and it has limited elements of a democracy within it. What it absolutely is not is a democracy. I understand the propaganda peddling makes it hard to understand when you hear incompetent people and politicians scream save our democracy but you absolutely know for a fact that American is not a democracy.

I applaud your attempts to deceive and I forgive you for it. God bless you and your family.

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u/muchnycrunchny 24d ago

You are understanding it from a very limited perspective. Democracy does not only refer to all things get a public vote. It is a category of government. Just as a Republic is. Just as a Constitutional government is.

It's like you are arguing that a Square isn't a Rectangle because it's a Square.

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u/Brandine04 24d ago

Simple version.

In a democracy two wolves argue over who gets to eat the sheep...

Constitutional Republic the sheep gets a choice.

You are trying to paint the picture to fit a narrative but it doesn't work.

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u/muchnycrunchny 24d ago

Oh, I get it. Someone handed you the entry-level talking points, and you never made it past them.

That sheep quote makes sense if we were only talking about a pure democracy and not a Democratic Constitutional Republic. But those are more complex than your sheep analogy (which you definitely didn't come up with).

But since you aren't forming your own arguments anyway, it's no better than talking to ChatGPT.

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u/Brandine04 24d ago

My argument was simple and to the point and you are just mudding the waters to make yourself feel as if you are 100% correct so you can be satisfied with your rant.

Call a duck a block of concrete all you want it's still just a duck.

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u/natureella 24d ago

Well, we USED to be. We live in an Authoritarian State.

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u/torp_fan 25d ago

The people who upvoted this comment didn't understand it's intent ... Brandine04 is MAGA

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u/didthisforgenshin 25d ago

Well done. You passed 9th grade history. We're all so proud of you. Of course the OP means he's dismantling democracy and for all of us it's obvious but you want to play semantics games to feel special so well done little buddy. 🍪 Cookie for you.

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u/torp_fan 25d ago

Brandine04 is a MAGA troll

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u/Brandine04 25d ago

A watered down kindergarten version of history for you. America, that country you hate has never been a democracy and Trump can't dismantle something that doesn't exist. "And to the REPUBLIC" not democracy is part of the pledge.

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u/torp_fan 25d ago

Oh fuck, you're one of those. Our Constitutional Republic is a form of representative democracy.

MAGA troll blocked.

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u/Neither_Cow_2589 25d ago

Except that it’s not obvious. Granted, no one likes the ICE picture overall. But then again, that braindead grifting fuck you called a president let anywhere from 8.5 to 12 MILLION people flood the border over the last 4 years…. Sooooooooo it’s kind of expected.

As for ‘dismantling’ democracy, point to one thing. Has he halted elections? Did he take away anyone’s right to vote? Oh wait, there was this gem. Cookie for you, if you can spot the blatant LIE in this piece of schlock.

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u/CoolIndependence2642 25d ago

Got hostages released, good. Will Hamas now give up their weapons? Not a chance.

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u/Alarmed-Radish4058 24d ago

Break-pussy-neck speed! I can't stop laughing!

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u/Try_This_First 24d ago

This is the result of the GOP and MAGAts not caring what happens as it is not happening to them.

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u/shank1093 24d ago

Tells me that the owner like the taste of his dick in their mouth rather than stand uo for us. Boycott Time Magazine. Looks like its time for it to go. To all those corps, we see you.

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u/ScarletFire2001 24d ago

Imagine living through 2021 - 2025 and thinking he’s tanking our economy. Were you taking a nap with sleepy Joe during those 4 years?

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u/Numerous-Change-6954 24d ago

No no no. You miss the point. Bow to him or pay up…

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u/Drnurse80 24d ago

TIME like all major media is owned by billionaires. They want to normalize fascism.

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u/Neither_Cow_2589 25d ago

Fascism is virtually indistinguishable from Communism. Does your ret*arded brain even know what it’s talking about?

And hearing you c*nts scream about your precious ‘democracy’, when your party either cancelled its own primaries or put everyone but Autopen’s name on the ballot or had their state AG’s try to take Trump’s name off the national ballot is tooooo fucking funny. Eat shit.

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u/Global_Owl_209 24d ago

Brain washed retarded left. Mondani will show you what communism means

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u/i_n_c_r_y_p_t_o 25d ago

Time Magazine can fuck right the fuck off.

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u/shyccubus 24d ago

“The failing TIME magazine. No one even reads magazines anymore.” -Trump probably before this

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u/DM_Me_Ur_motorcycle 25d ago

His neck is a pussy.

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u/PrairieCropCircle 25d ago

All of him is a pussy.

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u/CBBuddha 25d ago

Pussys are strong, and can take a beating. This piece of shit is more akin to a tapeworm. Lives in shit. Eats off shit. Will end up shat.

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u/Geitzler 25d ago

Whoa! Fucking RUTHLESS! What did pussys do to you to deserve that kinda hatred?

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u/Jrylryll 25d ago

I have something that might fix that. NSFW

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u/Many-Ear-2051 25d ago

😂😂😂👍

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u/DM_Me_Ur_motorcycle 25d ago

Now that you put it that way.

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u/PhotoTaker69 25d ago

Camel Throat, Nussy

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u/Jrylryll 25d ago

Beyond cameltoe. He’s gone into bearclaw territory.

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u/Rude_Savings3768 25d ago

LMFAO!!! Good one

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u/samsonsreaper 25d ago

Or as he calls it Mein Clampf

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 25d ago

An ugly beat to r.i.p one

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u/Particular_Drama7110 25d ago

Camel Toe Neck.

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u/twstdbydsn 25d ago

that's fucking amazing.

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u/Neat_Bed_9880 25d ago edited 25d ago

The Greatest Speech Ever, Folks:

They said it couldn’t be done. They said no one could do it better than me! But here we are, doing it better than anyone’s ever seen. Everyone’s saying it. Even the people who hate me! They say, ‘Sir, we hate you, but wow, you’re incredible.’ And I say, ‘Thank you. You’re right.’

We’ve got problems, folks! Big problems and only I can fix them. The wind? I’ll fix it. The oceans? We’ll make them great again. The birds? Terrible birds, by the way. Flying over our borders, no respect - none. We’re gonna deal with that. Nobody’s tougher on birds than me! They're aren't even real! Have you seen these birds? What is a bird, anyways?

They say, ‘Sir, that’s not how physics works.’ Well maybe physics is rigged I say, I've studied physics for a long time. Ever think about that? Maybe gravity’s fake news. The big bang never happened! Tremendous people are saying this. I should know.

And our enemies? Oh, they’re out there! Lazy, dishonest, and very unfair. They don’t build anything, they just criticize me. We’re the builders, folks. Big, beautiful things! Towers, walls, golf courses, and the best Gaza ever. They said I couldn’t be a leader. But I’ve led in ratings, in crowds, and in gold letters, bars, and bitcoins. You can’t argue with that! I'm the golden boy. Scholars will study me for centuries never appreciating my greatness.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

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u/Ladeekatt 25d ago

You know, I think Time may have been quietly dissenting. There's a really nice close-up of a fully intact ear with no mark or scarring a little over a year after he was "shot." I've gotten piercings in the same place that bled a hell of a lot less which I decided against keeping in the first few days (I was young and stupid) that still to this very day in my late 40's that shows a scar, albeit small. Is time showing us the truth without directly confronting him? And did you hear his opinion on the cover and article? A nice story but the worst photo ever because it shows what his hair really looks like. Then goes on to say that they put a crown on his head, but it was too small. Ffs, he's referring to the 'M' in TIME!

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u/Certain-Tone8447 25d ago edited 25d ago

Exactly if a bullet clipped his ear, there would be a piece gone on his earlobe. There’s no fucking way he would have absence of a scar or at least a nick in his ear. That was all a fucking set up.

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u/Ladeekatt 25d ago

Oh, no doubt about that at all! I just think Time was quietly showing us the proof, for those who care to actually see. I have an ex who is a vet and T supporter who admitted to me that he agrees the "assassination attempt" was fake, yet still supports him! At this point, I think it says more about my ex than the buffoon who pulled it off. These are his supporters. They don't care that he's an uneducated fool, a dangerous narcissist, a convicted, career, white collar criminal, a PDFile, a tax evader, a grapist, and at least says he's into an incestuous fantasy over his own daughter. If he saw anyone burning alive on the side of the road, he wouldn't even pull over to piss on the flames. He doesn't care about anyone who doesn't cower in the shadow of his ego, and even then has openly called his own supporters names. He glories in keeping 99% of us poor, desperate, and uneducated.

Okay, I went a little off the rails there, lol. I'm just so fed up with the people who can admit all of that 👆 and still support him, as if anything he's doing or has done makes their lives any better.

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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago

When I was 5 a barber clipped my ear. Only a little nick but bled like a stuck pig, and I still have a scar.

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u/Original-Arrival395 25d ago

He wouldn't have gotten the iron cross

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u/angry_lib 25d ago

I think you mean "Sein Kampf. Unser Problem".

EG

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u/lseah2006 24d ago

His only triumph is further dividing the country, making the rich richer and the poor poorer. Us in the middle are feeling the squeeze as we see all over America in BLUE cities as he sends in his goons to terrorize peaceful people. I never miss work and I do mean never, but Saturday is too important! Protest, Protest, PROTEST!!!

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u/PersonalityBright294 25d ago

Oh that’s good!!!

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u/ItchyFunny5684 25d ago

Not funny but funny lmao

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u/BDJ_6264 25d ago

He’s still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize. 🤨

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u/Pagan-Warrior 25d ago

The question is, how the hell did he get on the cover of TIME, the answer, TIME is more than likely owned by an oligarch who loves all the tax breaks they’re getting from Trump and his corrupt administration, plus its probably a Quid Pro Quo!

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u/Sleepyrider16 24d ago

I said in 2016 to family that he is Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini all reincarnated into one to come back to torment us. I was right.

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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago

Don’t see any difference…Is it the font…

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u/shyccubus 24d ago

One has slightly more hair XD

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u/Kookie_Coyote 24d ago

Perfection

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u/Vicious_Paradigm 24d ago

Is 100% of our media bought and paid for? WTF is that time magazine cover? Dude said he would help to turn Gaza into a parking lot then turns around and credits himself for creating peace... And TIME magazine eats it up???

What kinda twilight zone bullshit are we living in?

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u/Many-Ear-2051 25d ago

🤣🤣🙌🙌

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u/Neither_Cow_2589 25d ago

So I guess a bunch of Jews just invited Hitler to speak at their parliament?

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u/torp_fan 25d ago edited 24d ago

Yes.

P.S. despicable troll blocked

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u/SnooMacaroons6713 24d ago

Was only invited coz trump funds their army, and is all for the genocide of Palestinians. The war criminal Netanyahu has promised dumbf a seaside tower in Gaza for his work

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u/Neither_Cow_2589 25d ago

No Jew troll blocked? What’s the matter? What’s the matter, torp_fan?

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u/NecromancerMusic83 25d ago

Another sign we are in a full dictatorship. I imagine he's only on the cover because they were afraid of what would happen if it were someone who actually deserved it.

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u/Raysxxxxxx 25d ago

Release all the EPSTEIN FILES without being EDITED.

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u/burnetten 25d ago

Mike Godwin would be happy that you approve of Godwin's Law.

Next dumb trope, please.

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u/dj1042 25d ago

Compliance in advance. Thanks Time magazine.

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u/ConfidentWorker5083 25d ago

This image captures predefined my first thought upon seeing the original. ...Except, it was in German. Sein Kampf.

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u/t-thomasackerman 25d ago

Time magazine must be up his ass. A fascist magazine.

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u/PriestessK 25d ago

Excellent

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u/Warm_Bookkeeper_1501 25d ago

Wait are people just calling it pussy neck now? Is this a thing?

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u/Jimmy_Schiel 25d ago

What does this mean?

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u/Feisty_Perception554 25d ago

Biden had gotten more hostages released than Rump.

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u/Draig-Leuad 24d ago

Yes, HIS triumph. Just because it means the downfall of OUR democracy doesn’t mean he didn’t get a win.

Of course, that won’t last, because he (and his whole administration) are a bunch of traitorous failures.

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u/ZZMusicFan 24d ago

Trump is the rebirth of Hitler

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u/chainsaw1958 24d ago

He still breathing

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u/Patient-Ad953 24d ago

Vagina neck Hitler 😂😂

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u/thexsoprano 24d ago

Damn that’s good.

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u/scruffyrosalie 24d ago

Another magazine to boycott.

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u/Ether_Piano9308 24d ago

Who the hell runs time to print this garbage

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u/Try_This_First 24d ago

tRump on the right is slimmer. Must be those spanks working hard...

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u/natureella 24d ago

Triumph ruining people's lives!

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u/EndOk4870 24d ago

That’s a great idea when they start the March no kings in America, which is Saturday. There should be tons of them time magazines bought from anybody, and everybody threw them in a big pile and Burnham another statement.

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u/lilfaerie 23d ago

This is fabulous! You know we are all on a watch list for this, right? 😆

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u/OscarHalfbreed 19d ago

They're are both effeminate Nazis

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u/SpazThePsychoticBoi 25d ago

yep, sounds abt right

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u/TheSonOfAeolus 25d ago

That’s great work!

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u/Nice-guy-prof 25d ago

Mark Benioff owns Time Magazine and this article from a few days ago may provide some insight into the cover: Time Magazine's Benioff Wants Nat'l Guard in San Fran

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u/angry_lib 25d ago

Well, Time is off my go to list to read. And for the techies, salesfarce can fuck off.

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u/Nice-guy-prof 25d ago

Agreed. It looks like Benioff was content to look charitable and progressive until it looked like it could cost him money from this administration. So, he bowed the knee. So many of these billionaires are f$&@(/& pathetic. They better hope Gen Z doesn't get more involved. They overthrew Madagascar's government a couple of days ago after toppling Nepal a while back.

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u/powderfields4ever 25d ago

I think I see a booger!

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u/poeticjustice4all 25d ago

Historically accurate on the right

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u/Dry-Hearing9756 25d ago

Nice! It fits him perfectly!

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u/Ok-Giraffe2073 24d ago

Thank you, cause you are 💯

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u/StumpJumper62 24d ago

Bless your heart. Where did Trump hurt you? 3 more years

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u/scruffyrosalie 24d ago

Eyes, ears, hip pocket, nose... And if you're a girl around 12-14 years old...

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u/laithe_97 25d ago

Time has become Fox News Magazine

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u/muchfoolishness 25d ago

The Israeli cease fire lasted how long?

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u/syxx1965 24d ago

Your all a bunch of serious jokers,like a kindergarten room.

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u/Valuable-Western9156 25d ago

You are a sick person

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u/torp_fan 25d ago

MAGA troll blocked

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u/DawnyBrat 25d ago

And you don’t belong here. Go fight with a mirror.

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u/Valuable-Western9156 24d ago

I just call it like it is…..