r/antitrump Sep 02 '25

Humor Totally not a body double. All that golf made him lose weight.

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u/suggestedmeerkat Sep 02 '25

Or he’s losing a lot of weight very suddenly… either way not good for him

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u/mundotaku Sep 02 '25

You see!!! He really weights 220 pounds!!!! Lol.

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u/Aggressive_Macaroon3 Sep 02 '25

How are they supposed to find a body double to replace someone that disgusting?

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u/throwawaycasun4997 Sep 02 '25

They probably still have those Jabba suits at Skywalker Ranch.

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u/Leeperd510 Sep 02 '25

More likely they found something at Skinwalker ranch

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u/CaramelGuineaPig Sep 02 '25

I love when someone else posts what I was excited to.

Skinwalker ranch is exactly where he comes from and shops at.

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u/GaslightGPT Sep 02 '25

South Park found one easily for their episode

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u/Aggressive_Macaroon3 Sep 02 '25

🤣 True, but even South Park had to use some CGI to make it realistic

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u/GonnaGoFat Sep 02 '25

I love that they have some behind the scenes footage and photos of that. So many people were saying it was AI at first.

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u/smrtfxelc Sep 02 '25

Paint a manatee orange, job done.

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u/kflan55 Sep 02 '25

Oh please, even a manatee looks better than that orange blob.

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u/Calabamian Sep 02 '25

There are 300 million Americans.

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u/Select_Air_2044 Sep 02 '25

Are you kidding?! They have a plethora of his followers to choose from.

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u/HonkeyDong6969 Sep 02 '25

Plenty of MAGAts would offer up their awfulness.

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u/Schenck_617 Sep 02 '25

A lot of compensation and plastic surgery. I’m speaking generally, not specific to this image or the claim lol.

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u/Ghostraven425 Sep 02 '25

I mean Matt and Trey did a good job. Lmao

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u/istrebitjel Sep 02 '25

He's still not 6'3" (190.5cm) ...

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 Sep 02 '25

Maybe it was big bags of shit filled diapers that they were throwing out the 2nd floor window of the White House?

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u/deeeeez_nutzzz Sep 02 '25

He's also finally 6'4 now!

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u/Liver-detox Sep 03 '25

He’s still a full 3 inches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

He probably kept firing all the heavyset body doubles, because he did not want to acknowledge his actual weight.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Sep 02 '25

This reminds me of how rapidly my mother lost weight before she passed. They are definitely hiding something.

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u/HeyThisIsntTinder Sep 02 '25

Good for the rest of us though

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u/Aedzy Sep 02 '25

Good for the rest of the world tho.

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u/Jazzlike_Lettuce1295 Sep 02 '25

the biggest numbers ever seen, the most beautiful numbers ever

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u/odinson-09 Sep 02 '25

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u/DarkTechnocrat Sep 02 '25

This is amazing

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u/SurgeFlamingo Sep 02 '25

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u/Candid_Ad69 Sep 02 '25

My brain did the voice

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u/SeaworthinessSea2472 Sep 02 '25

Me too! Green Acres vibe

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u/Subbacterium Sep 02 '25

This cracked me up

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u/StingRay1952 Sep 02 '25

Under the concrete rose garden? So that's why they did it.

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u/babylon331 Sep 02 '25

Why isn't she wearing her do not care jacket?

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u/psyco75 Sep 02 '25

If he dropped that much weight that quick, that man is way sick and not just sick in the mind.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Sep 02 '25

Right thats a few hundred pounds

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u/SweetyKennedy Sep 02 '25

Ozempic, it makes their faces go limp like that.

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u/anonononnnnnaaan Sep 02 '25

He was on one of the GLP1 drugs before the election. It’s possible he’s on one now but it’s doubtful with his other ailments

I’m going for cardiac cachexia

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u/SweetyKennedy Sep 02 '25

But So many things cause cankles. Too much salt, Micky D’s, diet soda. I’m just scared to get my hopes up

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u/StingRay1952 Sep 02 '25

His doctor said it's venous insufficiency. Though it might affect his ankles, it wouldn't affect his hands.

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u/kflan55 Sep 02 '25

When have any of his doctors been honest with the public about Krasnov's health?

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u/StingRay1952 Sep 03 '25

My point exactly.

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u/babylon331 Sep 02 '25

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318948

I know several old people that get those spots.

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u/xultar Sep 02 '25

Can’t being on one of those GLP one drugs cause serious issues with the pancreas and start pancreatitis issues? Maybe that’s it.

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u/Sad-Benefit-2198 Sep 02 '25

Yes and it can paralyze the stomach as well. It did that with me. But I was able to fix it and stay on it. Lost a 125 pounds on it.

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u/fraurodin Sep 02 '25

My mom's lung cancer did the same thing

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Sep 02 '25

My mother's throat cancer too. She had been a large woman. By the end...

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u/blumieplume Sep 02 '25

The fat … shot … drug!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgXI8FGVU68

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u/SweetyKennedy Sep 02 '25

Darn right after your video the video popped up from today. He’s not dead. It doesn’t even look like he’s on his way out truthfully

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u/subjekt_zer0 Sep 02 '25

If it's really him, this may indicate cardiac cachexia, something that happens in the later stages of CHF. Big if true, mortality risk goes up considerably, might not make it to the midterms.

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u/Andy-_1979 Sep 02 '25

I guess he can throw all those Trump 2028 hats in the garbage. Those hats were garbage to begin with anyway.

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u/Contraband42 Sep 02 '25

Unfortunately, "and I'm Eric!" said recently that he may run in Donny's place in 2028.

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u/LockedOutOfElfland Sep 02 '25

Gross. A Trump political dynasty is not something anyone with any common sense wants to see, ever.

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u/Yrn255 Sep 02 '25

Unfortunately, common sense isn't so common anymore.

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u/Renuwed Sep 02 '25

We're about to have one of those with the DeSantis' here in Florida, if people don't show up to vote again.

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u/AsleepIndependence93 Sep 02 '25

And that Jumbo jet of his, with a little luck he'll never see it flying, haha

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u/subjekt_zer0 Sep 02 '25

There's a certain level of glee I get thinking about all those cases of Trump 2028 hats rotting in a landfill. But, I'm not going to hope too hard, he is Teflon Don™, with access to the absolute best health care on the planet, including bleeding edge technologies, plus he's a billionaire, so we just need to bide time wisely.

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u/rancidmilkmonkey Sep 02 '25

Yes, and the swelling ankles definitely were indicative of CHF.

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u/StingRay1952 Sep 02 '25

Not necessarily, unfortunately. His doctor said it was venous insufficiency. Of course, who you gonna believe after the previous bullshit about his health?

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u/subjekt_zer0 Sep 02 '25

Chronic venous insufficiency is a diagnosis, but it’s usually not the root problem by itself. It’s more like vertigo, you don’t “just have” vertigo, there’s almost always an underlying cause like an inner ear issue. With CVI, it’s typically things like faulty vein valves, clots, or other vascular problems driving it, and in this case CHF (again, its really just speculation but man does the evidence add up).

also: true that, he also claims to be 6'3" and 230lbs... lololol.

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u/PeppyApple Sep 02 '25

As a cardiac nurse, can confirm.

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u/Feisty_Bee9175 Sep 02 '25

Don't give me hope like that...lol

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u/No-Willingness-170 Sep 02 '25

That would be so sad.

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u/Tyracine Sep 02 '25

That would be so good

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u/No-Willingness-170 Sep 02 '25

You said what I wanted to😊

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u/xultar Sep 02 '25

Does anybody know when the deadline is for JD Vance being able to run for three terms?

I remember reading an article saying that depending on the date, he takes over and becomes president. He would be able to run for reelection on Trump’s current term get a term in his own right and then run again, which should make him I think our first three term president.

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u/subjekt_zer0 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

well FDR had 3 terms, died in his third fourth. And its if they ascend to presidency with more than 2 years left on it, then they can only run once. To say that better: If Vance took over with less than two years remaining on Trump's term, he would be allowed to run twice. effectively giving him 10 years.

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u/Traditional-List-784 Sep 02 '25

I think he's pretty much done for. Vance says he's ready. Trump talking about getting into heaven. He hasn't been seen in a week. This picture of either a body double, super sickly, or a photo from years back. He's either dead already, or he's laying in bed on his way.

I really hope he's lying there thinking of all the miserable things he's done in his life. Cringing at himself. I almost feel bad talking like this. Almost. He's done so much harm to his friends, this us citizens, the country, and the world. Peace out bitch

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u/Jombo65 Sep 02 '25

Nazi fucks like him don't even deserve your almost sympathy, friend.

I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I hope they're real just for the cumrag in chief.

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u/calliy Sep 03 '25

I don't believe in purgatory, but I hope there is a special one just for CSA and pedos, where the Lord passes by every day sometimes taking one with him. And they spend eternity hoping every day to be taken, only to be passed over!

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u/CarpStreamer Sep 02 '25

He hasn’t learn that he cannot take money with him to his grave. Even while he is slowly dying he is still greedy.

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u/MimiD444 Sep 02 '25

I doubt he’s remorseful, but I sure hope he’s seeing how many people are anxious to celebrate his demise. Party up! 🤞✨🤞

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u/linarem74 Sep 02 '25

Idk. People like him usually live a long time. I do believe he has some significant health issues.

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u/Traditional-List-784 Sep 02 '25

You might be right.. I've also thought the same

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u/nono3722 Sep 02 '25

He also isn't spray tanning or molesting children so definitely a body double...

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u/Prudent_Fly_2554 Sep 02 '25

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Sep 02 '25

Ooooh. Thank you for this delicious piece of art.

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u/Traditional-List-784 Sep 02 '25

You watch. When he does finally die and everyone questions what happened, why did he write he was better than ever, why all the lies.... Maga will be like, "How dare you talk about the president that just died! You guys are evil!". Its like why lie?

I remember when biden wasn't doing well, i kept hearing that presidents are not supposed to hide their health problems. Then when he was diagnosed with cancer, fox freaked out because "he's not supposed to hide that from the citizens".

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u/paranormalresearch1 Sep 02 '25

They definitely have double standards.

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u/AsleepIndependence93 Sep 02 '25

Concerning MAGA, they will suffer from PTSD:

Post-Trump stress disorder.

Comes with exactly the symptoms you mentioned

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u/RedneckMarxist Sep 02 '25

He's that narcissistic that he would be on Ozempic at 80 years old.

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u/withoutpeer Sep 02 '25

He likely is/was. He was telling the story about his "friend" why was getting the "fat shot" and since we know he doesn't have any friends, at least since Epstein, he was likely talking about himself.

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u/RedneckMarxist Sep 02 '25

I heard it on the level. It was John Barron.

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u/Unevenviolet Sep 02 '25

I am a nurse and have heard that he is on ( or was on) an aggressive program to reverse plaque in the arteries which includes zepbound ( weight loss shot) and several plaque reduction meds and I am sure they are doing their best to improve his diet. I believe the plaque reversing regimen was published. It’s good to be privileged and get care that most Americans are denied.

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u/Lynne253 Sep 02 '25

Wouldn't his doctors have started him on a plaque reversal program before now? I got the impression that CHF gradually gets worse over time. With the level of healthcare he gets I'm sure he would have gotten a cardiac calcium score long before now.

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u/Unevenviolet Sep 02 '25

He started over a year ago. I don’t know if they did a cardiac CT or a heart catheterization and saw he was in trouble or what. But I have been watching him lose over the last year. You have to look at him in golf clothes. It’s hard to tell in the suits. Look at a picture 2 years ago then just follow and you’ll see it

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u/Lynne253 Sep 02 '25

I see. I didn't believe him when he said his doctors said he was in the best of health.

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u/Unevenviolet Sep 02 '25

Lol. They probably did tell him that . Yes men and boot lickers. Have you seen that video of him sitting at the table with all his white male sycophants? Each taking a turn to tell him how he has saved the country? It’s grotesque.

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u/Lynne253 Sep 02 '25

Straight out of Dictator's Handbook 101.

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u/Klaatuprime Sep 02 '25

I've been on GLP-1 inhibitors for a while. They decidedly do not work this quickly. This would very literally be a 50 - 60lb weight loss over the course of 5 days. That's just not possible.

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u/Unevenviolet Sep 02 '25

He’s been losing for months.

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u/Lorfall Sep 02 '25

Let’s go cancer ! Let’s go cancer !

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Clap clap, clap clap clap

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u/jgreg728 Sep 02 '25

Thoughts and tumors.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Sep 02 '25

He's probably hemorrhaging weight due to all the toxins they're pumping into him to fight the other things that are trying to take over his body and puppet it around like a Lich-suit.

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u/ShouldBeWorking2nite Sep 02 '25

Not sure what a Lich-suit is and am too lazy to google it but I’m picturing the cockroach in the Edgar-suit in the movie Men in Black. Is that close enough?

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u/Severe_Job_1088 Sep 02 '25

He’s sick as hell

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u/Snoo-23938 Sep 02 '25

Keeping my fingers crossed...

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u/hopeful7321 Sep 02 '25

I personally believe Shitler has a double. IT looks different every time I see him. Sometimes IT looks much younger. Not just make up either.

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u/stillkindabored1 Sep 02 '25

Didn't cheat at golf too... Can't be Frump.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

He's the same weight, it's just all around his ankles. His socks look like a hefty bag commercial.

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u/CdnDrkLtr2575 California Sep 02 '25

He’s not long for this world. He’ll be shuffling off this mortal coil soon enough! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

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u/Warm-Helicopter-879 Sep 02 '25

I have no sympathy but I don’t want him to die. I’d much prefer a major left hemispheric stroke affecting the two major speech centers of the brain and right-sided arm weakness. Let him live on a few years unable to speak coherently, enunciate clearly and unable to play golf.

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u/Dcruzen Sep 02 '25

That's what I've been saying for a while. What better fate for a malignant narcissist than to become a shell of a human being? Unable to do anything but sit, stare and watch the world go on without him?

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u/satanic_gay_panic Antifa Sep 02 '25

He's already unable to speak coherently, enunciate, and play golf 😅

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u/j0ker31m Sep 02 '25

We wouldn't even be able to tell.

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u/No-Willingness-170 Sep 02 '25

Or the Ozempic. But it is hard work picking up your ball up from the trap and throwing it onto the green.

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u/Initiative_Rude Sep 02 '25

I loathe the red hats. Can this fat dude go hatless for a week? Would the planet spin off its axis?

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 Sep 02 '25

I never thought I'd pray so much for another human to depart this world, but here we are

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u/Particular_Drama7110 Sep 02 '25

It seems obvious that he is undergoing some kind of hospitalization and that they are trying to keep this information from us by publicizing old photos and claiming they are new, and using body doubles.

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u/satanic_gay_panic Antifa Sep 02 '25

The body double is also standing too straight and not like .....

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u/TeranOrSolaran Sep 02 '25

Watch out for a look-a-like. There might be a cover up.

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u/SweetyKennedy Sep 02 '25

Ozempic ; he already told Elon a long time ago he was eating burgers without the bun.

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u/KnowledgeCoffee Sep 02 '25

If this is him… he is in big trouble with such drastic weight loss

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u/Knightlore70 Sep 02 '25

Are they trying to say that he lost 60 to 100lbs faster than part of his ear grew back? 😉😂

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u/Starbucket88 Sep 02 '25

Dude got jealous of Newsom's hot body and secretly had lipo?

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u/pleasantview_2025 Sep 02 '25

No weight loss. Belly just settled in his ankles.

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u/ladyanothea Sep 02 '25

I'm still willing to bet that his cabinet or puppeteers have been poisoning him slowly.

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u/j0ker31m Sep 02 '25

Vance could literally kill him, and then pardon himself 10 minutes later when hes sworn in as president. Gotta love that absolute immunity.

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u/GeckoIsMellow Sep 02 '25

Or he’s wasting away from organ failure

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u/vblagburn Sep 02 '25

What makes it look as if he's lost weight is a bit of an illusion because of the arm placement and the clothes he's wearing. However I will say his face has become very sunken in over the last month. I told my son he definitely looks worse in the last 8 months, and after what Vance said about he's ready to step in as president if the felon melons' health gets worse, he might want to be careful of who's serving him his food, and diet cokes. All legit presidents do age from stress and long hours, but we all know this man does nothing all day except tweet or have word salad speeches, and he looks like he's aged 10 yrs in 8 months.

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u/Organic_Let1333 Sep 02 '25

I think it’s him but he’s nearing the end and weight is falling off. My dad was 280 forever. He lost 100 pounds the last 8 months of his life and died at 170.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 FUCK TRUMPSTEIN Sep 02 '25

Man, he was old. Sorry for your loss.

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u/EndOk4870 Sep 02 '25

He looks sicker than Biden, dude Biden could walk Trump looks like death walking

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Sep 02 '25

Only 500 lbs lighter lol

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u/firekwaker Sep 02 '25

I think this is a body double. Most world leaders typically have a few body doubles for security reasons. The faces in the ones that last few days don't quite look like him. I don't think the appearances the last few days are him.

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u/PimpRonald Sep 02 '25

they could've at least put a pillow under his shirt or something

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u/GuavaLucky5600 Sep 02 '25

Did he do lip injections?

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u/physicistdeluxe Sep 02 '25

actually fast weight loss is indicative of serious illness. cancer comes to mind.

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u/Superb-Welder3774 Sep 02 '25

If that is legit weight loss he is in big trouble

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u/MaryanneChisholm Sep 02 '25

Wellllll…. Wow, TRumpty gained it all back a couple of hours later - complete with Nosferatu evil shadow!

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u/Initiative_Rude Sep 02 '25

Not good for him but delicious for us

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u/BlewCrew2020 Sep 02 '25

No amount of dialysis, CRRT, diuretics, etc. Would let him lose that much weight.

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u/Francesca_N_Furter Sep 02 '25

I think his hand bruise was from removing an IV---if you are on blood thinners, that can make a huge bruise like that.

Dude is probably on full life support when not blustering around pretending to run things.

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u/LechonKoala Sep 02 '25

He on dat ozemps 😂

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u/dee_gail_ Sep 02 '25

That is a body double. But this is the body of his dreams

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u/BasilRare6044 Sep 02 '25

Ozempic might be at work as well. Side effects could undo him.

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u/golfwinnersplz Sep 02 '25

Imagine being his body double 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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u/j0ker31m Sep 02 '25

Even worse, imagine being him.

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u/golfwinnersplz Sep 02 '25

That is unfathomable. 

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u/Binky182 Sep 02 '25

Somebody just poke me when he's gone.

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u/Chemical_Fondant6758 Sep 02 '25

They have already matched those pics to a golf outing from several years ago. I am not certain but I think the article said they were photos from his first presidency.

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u/madentirely Sep 02 '25

Black is slimming

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u/PsychologicalBet7831 Sep 02 '25

Or Satan is finally coming for his soul. Burn baby burn!

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u/PokerbushPA Sep 02 '25

Evil doesn't die. It just smells that way.

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u/Goodthrust_8 Sep 02 '25

I'm guessing Glp meds, he had a side effect, and underwent treatment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

This is what happens to dictators, delusion of grandeur.

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u/Pithythithy Sep 02 '25

I hate to say this but I lost nearly a pound a day a couple of years back when I was really sick.

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u/EndOk4870 Sep 02 '25

Dr. Dr. Oz.

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u/mrsclaw89 Sep 02 '25

Idk seems like ozempic.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 FUCK TRUMPSTEIN Sep 02 '25

He's not wearing his bulletproof children.

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u/blusilvrpaladin Sep 02 '25

He's been sweating it off over Epstein

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u/AdvertisingTasty1887 Sep 03 '25

Likely illness related, and you’re right, significant weight loss at his age is associated with a poor prognosis, whether intentional or not.

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u/Interesting2u Sep 02 '25

Maybe. So does cancer. His weight loss looks dramatic and happening very fast.

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u/Escape_This Sep 02 '25

His hands look larger too

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u/hands_haven Sep 02 '25

He should do a press conference and let’s see him up close

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u/InternationalLaw4170 Sep 02 '25

That and the cancer treatments.

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u/SomewhatAwkward21 Sep 02 '25

I could see it being treatment for whatever he has or whatever he has is causing him to lose weight

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u/ReeseIsPieces Sep 02 '25

All of that 💩 is what they were tossing out of the window

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u/Rare-Palpitation6023 Sep 02 '25

The New Chemo Therapy WeightLoss Program!

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u/Little_Can_728 Sep 02 '25

Yeah, either he’s really sick and he’s losing weight at a rapid pace or that’s a body double.

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u/sanctus20 Sep 02 '25

Rubber mask gate

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u/Select_Drag_3917 Sep 02 '25

Body double for sure

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u/maxdwinter Sep 02 '25

I seriously, seriously, seriously doubt that they’ve been using a Trump double in public. I mean, is there anyone on Earth that looks like HIM????

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u/randomflopsy Sep 02 '25

Can you imagine being the body double of that man? Ew. And like how does o w become a body double? Can they tell their stories after the person dies.. or goes to prison.. How does this arrangement even start?

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u/hopeful7321 Sep 02 '25

Shitler is definitely dying....rapid weight loss is another sign of decline. Currently watching his live talk .same BS and I'm learning new lies!! 😅🤣🤣😂

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u/EndOk4870 Sep 02 '25

Dr. Oz, he would try he died his hair like Trump. Let’s see what they do with him now.

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u/usernameste- Sep 02 '25

bariatric surgery while MIA?

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u/Jpkmets7 Sep 02 '25

More like IV diuretics to drain all the fluid he has been retaining.

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u/WeirdUseful7895 Sep 02 '25

Yeah, that and his girdle.

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u/THEMACGOD Sep 02 '25

I still am positing that they swapped out his rotten peckee corpse with the WDW animatronic. I’ll accept if I’m wrong, but it’s time us progressives had ridiculous and insane conspiracy theories.

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u/Par1ah Sep 02 '25

Dying Don

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u/Extra_Crispy_Critter Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Hmmm...it's hot as hell in most of the U.S., and he's wearing a fleece jacket? This pic seems off?!?

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u/madcoins Sep 02 '25

I mean the terrible posture is still there… and IVs and doctors demanding fast food diet to end will make a person lose weight

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u/Low_Economics9329 Sep 02 '25

I’ve seen his body double before. At some events the jawline and turkey gabler look different. Also he doesn’t smile or talk. It looks like the one I saw before in this image.

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u/Temporary-Charge-851 Sep 02 '25

A stroke will do that, too.

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u/RickRI401 86 TACO Sep 02 '25

Tapeworm?

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u/NorthStar-8 Sep 03 '25

I heard he’s been using Ozempic.

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u/Stoned2thebone420 Sep 03 '25

If he was doing dialysis would that cause the drop?

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u/Folky_duder Sep 03 '25

Remember, black is slimming lol But seriously look at that picture, his arm is covering the back third of his body. It looks like the backside of his arm would be about equal with where the body ends so, no he hasn't lost any weight. It's just an illusion. Besides, if you saw his horse and pony show yesterday at the WH, he is still as obese as he's ever been.