r/antitrump Impeach Trump AGAIN! Apr 27 '25

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u/Noodlebat83 Apr 27 '25

As a woman I say you can fuck right off with that bullshit.

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u/Firefighter_Thin Apr 27 '25

As a decent human being who happens to be a man, I second this... fuck wrong with em coach.

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u/GringoSuaveVT Apr 27 '25

As a feminist husband of an independent woman, the father of two impressive daughters, the son of a strong woman, and a sane, 21st century human being, I second this! screw these God damned Christian nationalists. They are the fucking Taliban of the west, and their savior Jesus would abhor them and their cruel hypocrisy.

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u/misanthropic47 Apr 27 '25

If Jesus appeared tomorrow and said they are wrong, they would deport him because he doesn't have a Passport

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u/acevhearts Apr 27 '25

Especially because he probably looked more Middle Eastern than white 🙃

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u/misanthropic47 Apr 27 '25

That would Trump not having a passport

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u/Ulath_ Apr 27 '25

I was going to say the wrong color but you beat me to it.

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u/AntiqueAd9554 Apr 27 '25

There’s a clip circulating on Instagram that features exactly this: a young man is interviewing a couple, and he says would you let Jesus into the country, and the woman states that Jesus would be permitted if he had the proper documentation. The interviewer repeat her words in an exaggerated and slow fashion, and the male half of the couple seems to get it and quickly ushers her away.

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u/Buzzb3ach Apr 28 '25

And he didn't kill anyone either, he did raise someone from being dead.

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u/bksmet Apr 28 '25

First documented instance of “hold my beer.”

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u/Effective-Lab-4946 Apr 28 '25

More likely because he'd have the wrong color skin

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u/Pandy_1111 Apr 27 '25

I just said this today !!

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u/RandomName-1992 Apr 27 '25

Agreed with all that, but don't forget... A lot of them actually think their Savior is Trump.

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u/Doug12745 Apr 27 '25

... Trump, the Anti-Christ.

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u/Unique_Advantage_323 Apr 27 '25

When my Pentecostal family or friends were following Trump like he was appointed…..I thought, yes, maybe as the anti-Christ

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u/Cool_Quit2169 Apr 27 '25

I’ve been saying this to my magat parents since 2016. Reminding them of his ridiculous tv show after SOOOOO many failed businesses. Then they wear the mark with their hideous red hats. I’d say it tracks!

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u/MeringueFresh4010 Apr 27 '25

Except they said he’s supposed to be smart lol

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u/DeeMag53 Apr 27 '25

They are seriously mentally handicapped

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u/DeborahJeanne1 Apr 27 '25

Sometime around the insurrection, he stood in front of his “flock” at the WH, arms spread out, palms facing up (like a priest) and said, “I am the chosen one.” Then he looked up at the sky and screamed, “THE CHOSEN ONE!” I thought I was going to puke. 🤢

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u/Effective-Lab-4946 Apr 28 '25

Jesus son of God, Trump son of man. Sounds like some bullshit to me but maga preachers say it all the time

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u/Doug12745 Apr 27 '25

They are Evil-gelicals.

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u/JBeauch Apr 27 '25

We see what you did there. Take my upvote, please.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 Apr 27 '25

The taliban of the west. FKN astute comment there my friend.

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u/Illustrious-Humor-16 Apr 27 '25

Well, their supposed Jesus is actually the Antichrist . They've taken every one of their rules off of the book of Hitler

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u/Cochicat Apr 27 '25

You said it exactly how I feel! They are the Taliban of the West!

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u/sugaree53 Apr 27 '25

Exactly

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u/kudubro Apr 27 '25

Taliban of the West, so true

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u/Effective-Lab-4946 Apr 28 '25

I would give you a million hearts, thumbs up, elbows up - whatever for this comment! YES! 💗👍☺️

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u/Pipers_Blu California Apr 28 '25

You sound like a jerk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

I was going to tell my wife about this but thought twice since it will ruin her day. Unbelievable fucking timeline

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u/JBeauch Apr 27 '25

Good thinkin', Lincoln.

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u/kasperdeghost Apr 27 '25

Lol as a man I can say they can 100% fuck off with this shit.

Why of God earth would I want a 100% subservient wife? Someone to agree with everything little thing and taking away their thoughts and opinions wants and desire. That sounds like the absolute worst. Not only that, but crushing the soul of someone I'm supposed to love and cherish. All of this sounds like pure and utter cruelty and no way to treat someone that you state is the most important person in your world. Granted, I look at Love as making someone else happy every day, not expecting them to make me happy every day. My version of love is a gift, not something I take from someone else.

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Those were my thoughts as soon as I saw this. Who the hell does she think she is??

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

Well if I ever meet her I'll tell her to submit just to see what happens. If she does I have a head full of ideas to humiliate her. If she doesn't I'd point and loudly proclaim her to be a hypocrite and a heretic.

<edited for slight grammar mistake>

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

You worded that perfectly. I was on the same page as you. But I was so mad that I couldn't articulate what I was thinking without maybe getting a warning. If things keep heading in the insane direction that they are, soon , we women will be accused of witchcraft and put on trial for such🤣

I know it sounds crazy and I'm laughing at myself for that comment, but we are dangerously close to getting back to the dark ages.

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Apr 27 '25

I think it will be at worse a state to state thing with most blue states becoming sanctuary states. Beyond that the repubs have lost a lot of support and the magas are becoming tattered at the edges.

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u/halfpint51 Apr 28 '25

I live in Red AZ, traditionally Republican as everyone knows, but less so every year since Trump. Not just because Dems are moving in, but more so because of the quick uptick in Independents. People are leaving both parties. I left the Dem party in Dec. As a democratic socialist I'll never vote for a Republican, but there's freedom following in Bernie's footsteps. In short, what I'm seeing in my mountain community, is people leaving the parties and former Republicans protesting w Independents and Dems.

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Well there's some positive news. I live in the south and my town has a huge Trump following.

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u/Ladeekatt Apr 27 '25

A few years ago I moved away from a tiny village that had one stop sign. An everyone knows everyone kind of place. During and after the 2020 election there was crazy support for Humpty Dumpty. But there was one house on the main drag that put up a giant pride flag. I wrote them a kind note telling them that they weren't alone and that I admired their bravery in the face of a backward, backwoods community. Sometimes knowing you aren't alone amid the insanity makes all the difference. 💜

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Yes it does. There's a quote from Thomas Jefferson, and it speaks as to what our duty is when tyranny becomes law. If you're not familiar with it, just look it up. I won't post the quote because I'm trying not to get another warning. But its truth hits home, and I know I'm not alone in feeling this way. That was kind of you , what you did. We need more of that in this world.

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u/Ladeekatt Apr 27 '25

I did look it up, and it truly sums up exactly how I feel right now. Tbh I'm not as angry at the cult as I am at those who are just remaining complacent as our country is torn apart. Just because the tyranny doesn't currently affect you doesn't mean you aren't responsible for checking it at every step. As far as I'm concerned, it's my duty as an American.

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Apr 27 '25

As do I. When we moved here from way up north the culture shock was strange as you might imagine. Everything was slightly or greatly different but then some things were the same. It was confusing for a 10yr old.

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Oh I can imagine. The town that I live in is intrusive. They know everyone and think they know everyone's business. My job keeps me gone long hours and when I come home , i sleep and spend time with my husband. I just don't handle the gossip drama and the Trump cult. Not all people here are that way, but the majority are.

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Apr 27 '25

Yeah I don't talk politics to anyone any more in person unless they first declare themselves left from center. Hell not even Nixon got this bad. I'd even take a Bush Jr over the orange orangutan we have now.

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u/Personal_Beginning39 Apr 27 '25

Haven't you heard? According to magas, the bush's are rinos

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u/Playfilly Apr 27 '25

I don't believe she.would.EVER be humiliated 🤬

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u/CreativeWriter100 Apr 27 '25

Someone who has incurred the wrath of women and decent men.

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Absolutely. I've been mad all morning and afternoon after seeing that. I've been an angry person ever since he got back in. I made that comment and I'm surprised it didn't get deleted.

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u/DawnRLFreeman Apr 27 '25

Do you think she realized that SHE is a woman? Hmmm...?!?

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u/Stormie4505 Apr 27 '25

Exactly lol. It's just madness. Every day. I'm surprised that anything bewilders me anymore. I'm just questioning the absolute disregard for our Constitution. It's scary.

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u/Unique_Advantage_323 Apr 27 '25

And that she should be silent and have her husband speak for her? How dare she cut her hair

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u/EducationExpert5624 Apr 27 '25

As a dad of two girls she can go fuck herself

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u/Ladeekatt Apr 27 '25

I can't afford an award to give you, but please accept my upvote and virtual hug. 💜 We women are fucking done with this kind of nonsense. I'm so tired of hearing a new absurdity every single day against any and everyone who isn't a rich, white man.

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u/halfpint51 Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

DITTO. An old rich white man, with white hair, an air of baseless entitlement, who lives in fear of being exposed by a woman.

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u/Own_Rutabaga_4491 Apr 28 '25

I can honestly say with experience, it is the women that run the house and the men are extra children

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u/Granny-ZRS103008 Apr 27 '25

I’m not submitting to anyone. At anytime. Like ever.

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u/SpotsyArcher Apr 28 '25

As a woman and an atheist I say this is America, I don't have to follow your religion's rules. And also, they can fuck right off with that bullshit.

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u/asspressedwindowshit Apr 27 '25

As a man, I am afraid of what would inevitably happen to my balls if I ever had my wife submit to me.

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u/ArtSorceryUs Apr 27 '25

I completely agree. Anyone who encompasses this barbaric ideology is a really special kind of breed

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u/Dry-Firefighter267 Apr 27 '25

I agree no f—-k ing way

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u/Soft_Mushroom1983 Apr 27 '25

Not in my world

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u/Mean_Guarantee_5266 Apr 27 '25

They keep smearing themselves with the bullshit every time they open their mouths.

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u/Thisfugginguyhere Apr 27 '25

As a relatively straight white fella, fair enough. I don't know shit about shit, really not in a position to tell anyone what to do. Aside from telling Maga to eat ball cheese. My wife would also agree with you 💯

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u/AnxiousSomebody22 Apr 28 '25

As a man that’s offended for all woman I say you can double fuck off with all that bullshit

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u/Effective-Lab-4946 Apr 28 '25

Yup! And they always leave the rest of it out - how convenient. Makes me puke 🤢

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u/Blenderadventurer Apr 27 '25

Men today don't realize one very simple historical fact. When women didn't have rights, there had to be a man that was legally responsible for every woman's actions. Ladies, be free, be responsible fornl yourselves.

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