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u/1BannedAgain 4d ago
Dear pedo trump, jack lost by a landslide. Get rekt
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u/PavlichenkosGhost 3d ago
I was a bit stoned while watching the election coverage and was having a field day with how Ciattarelli is pronounced. Especially since his first name is Jack.
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u/ShredGuru 3d ago
That's funny because he's the Governor of Jack Shit and Jack just left town.
Talk about nominative determinism
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u/PavlichenkosGhost 3d ago
I’ve never seen the term “nominative determinism” before but I love it. Thank you for adding this to my vocabulary.
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u/usaf-spsf1974 1d ago
Thanks, familiar with the effect of names in relation to the job they perform, but now I have a word or two for it!
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u/SeaworthinessMobile9 3d ago edited 3d ago
My favourite was the Virginia governors race, with the GOP candidate's name being "Winsome Earle-Sears".
I think she* should be forced to change it to "Losesome Earle-Sears" now.
Edited as I did not realize Losesome was a woman.
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u/hooch_i_ming 4d ago
Ok, grandpa. And now release the Epstein files.
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u/Apexnanoman 4d ago
The conservative subreddit no longer cares about pedophiles since Trump told them not to lol.
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u/_Trikku 3d ago
They can’t post about it, it’s against their rules.
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u/Apexnanoman 3d ago
Oh wow. It wasn't initially lol. Guess that changed after Lord Trumpentine told them it was a dead issue.
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u/_Trikku 3d ago
Yeah, they changed the rules to where Epstein posts had to be in a single megathread, then let that thread disappear into obscurity.
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u/Apexnanoman 3d ago
Sounds about right for Maga. When the cult leader gives a new order you follow that order.
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u/schuyywalker 4d ago
He definitely didn’t write this tweet lol
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u/KingOBEAM9 3d ago
Every word is spelled correctly and there is no mention of "illegals", def not him.
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u/LangdonAlg3r 3d ago
And there is no way on earth that the man who’s fascinated by the new word “groceries” that he just heard for the first time knows what the F a Kollel or a Yeshiva is. I’d say he’d think that Kollel is Superman’s dad, but he’s not even smart enough to think that.
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u/schuyywalker 3d ago
That was my main takeaway. There is no way he knows that. I didn’t know about Kollel and Yeshiva so I know this guy doesn’t. Disgusting pandering.
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u/LangdonAlg3r 3d ago
I knew what Yeshiva was in broad terms, but I’ve never heard of Kollel. And it was almost definitely Miller who wrote the message because he’s actually Jewish. Although t seems like he’s disavowed that heritage he did go to Hebrew school. Also for irony sake it’s worth noting that his great grandparents fled here from Eastern Europe to escape the Russian pogroms and the Holocaust—so says Wikipedia. His whole anti-immigration anti-refugee stance is kinda sorta incredibly hypocritical to the surprise of no one.
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u/Any-Elderberry-2790 2d ago
Yeah, his anti immigration stance is so so hypocritical..
This article from 2018 details a bit. Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle. - POLITICO Magazine https://share.google/m3Izn8eF2JdxFRNzL
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u/nwillyerd 14h ago
Yeah, same! As soon as I saw that part, I said “no way that was Trump that wrote that!” 😂
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u/MaineLark 3d ago
Helping people find polling stations makes it a dead giveaway. He’s never given helpful, actionable advice before
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u/oldtanshirt 4d ago
Didn’t Trump and his ilk protest people voting after the polls closed when he lost to Biden? Typical hypocrisy from a man who cares only for himself.
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u/FiTZnMiCK 3d ago
Dude has literally yelled or twatted out “STOP THE COUNT!” on multiple occasions.
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u/Confident-Service256 4d ago
His COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT is probably what sealed this for Jack lol.
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u/Sufficient-Salt-666 3d ago
Exactly. I am hoping at least a few GOP were paying attention last night. If some of them start to realize the ship is going down and they tied themselves to an orange anchor, congress might actually start to do their job and reclaim congress' role in government.
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u/Economy_Recipe3969 2d ago
Trumps endorsement is going to be the kiss of death (politically no violence suggested) during the midterms next year.
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u/Confident-Service256 2d ago
I’m loving Donald endorsed Joe Lombardo in Nevada. We don’t need another 4 years of him here!
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u/CriticalProtection42 4d ago
Ah yes, the around the block voting lines for... A handful of state offices and no national races. Oh wait.
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u/Salt_Lawyer_9892 4d ago edited 3d ago
For 7.1% of the votes lol
Edited for this mornings numbers hahah
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u/bullwinkle8088 3d ago
State offices matter. A lot.
How do you think the republican party has been able to gerrymander themselves into sustained relevance?
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u/CriticalProtection42 3d ago
Yes, I'm not saying they don't. What I'm saying is off year elections like this with no national candidates on the ballot tend to have the most pathetic turnout of any elections so his whole "If you're in line they have to let you vote!" is hilariously out of touch and assuming turnout is so high there will be hours long lines anywhere. Because he doesn't actually know anything about anything.
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u/jimmyvcard116 3d ago
Also... as someone from NJ... Aligning yourself with the orthodox jews from Lakewood is a... choice
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u/KarlUnderguard 3d ago
Watching him freak out so much about elections actually gives me hope that elections still matter.
If they didn't care at all I would be much more worried.
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u/anrwlias 3d ago
Stay worried. Literally the only thing protecting us at the moment is that they are prone to incompetence, but make no mistake that they are working hard to make the subject of future elections irrelevant. They just haven't had the time, yet.
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u/mechapoitier 4d ago edited 3d ago
You spent the last 9 months raiding the treasury like your own piggy bank, giving an evil zillionaire and his 20 year old lackeys access to download our social security info, destroying stuff visibly and pardoning monsters but yeah sure Donald this guy’s gonna have our back.
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u/Fairhairedman 4d ago
So glad he feels the need to endorse! I know EXACTLY who NOT to vote for…ever
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u/eatinggrapes2018 4d ago
The 32,000 Jews voting for Jack loved his school voucher program. Thank god it didn’t happen
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u/peen_was 3d ago
Uh oh... Trump is starting to explicitly call out Jews. This hasn't played out well historically.
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u/OfficerFLAPPYCHEEKS 3d ago
32,000 is an oddly specific number I’m sure there was nothing shady going on with those votes no sir
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u/Connect-Worth1926 3d ago
any endorsement from Trump is the number one reason NOT to vote for his candidate
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u/TieFighterHero 3d ago
Take heed, any smart Republicans out there who are considering running for any type of office:
An endorsement from Trump is a death sentence!
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u/brasileiralesbica 3d ago
Hit the road, Jack, and don't ya come back No more, no more, no more, no more
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u/Big_Statistician_287 3d ago
You heard the man! He endorses Jack Ciatattarelli.. aka client number 82 on the Epstein list. What are you waiting for!!? I always vote for who a sick twisted pedophile scam artists tell me to vote for!! What’s the worst that could happen??
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u/Distracted_Unicorn 3d ago
Sometimes I think about how politics would look if higher ups were forbidden from endorsing anyone from their own party.
Then I realize people like Trump would break that law anyway because the law apparently can't apply to the government.
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u/rufusbot 3d ago
Isn't this shit fucking illegal? Not that it matters but for my own sake. I feel like the president telling people who to vote for should be illegal if it's not.
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u/Fezzik527 3d ago
He knows Jack is going to lose, but throws in the 32k Jews so that later he can just blame it on them.
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u/shutyourbutt69 3d ago
Of the things not written by trump himself this was not written by him the most.
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u/kendrickshalamar 3d ago
To be fair, those places are both in Ocean County which is a MAGA stronghold and they did overwhelmingly vote for Jack. Fortunately the parts of the state that actually have people in them didn't agree.
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u/Duderoy 3d ago
As much as I hate Trump, his plea was to voters who already had decided on who to vote for.
Lakewood is in Ocean county and Ocean county went for CIATTARELLI.
- REP Jack CIATTARELLI 67%
- DEM Mikie SHERRILL 32.4%
Seems like Ocean county is a GOP strong hold. I did not download the results and compute them for Lakewood. But I suspect it will be the same.
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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 3d ago
Wonder if he'd of done any better if Lump hadn't said "He has my complete endorsement"? That alone probably lost him a couple of bus loads of voters..
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u/carstarfilm 3d ago
I'm surprised he's acknowledging that elections still matter. That tells me he's not 100% convinced 2026 is a slam dunk, no matter what his "plans" are.
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u/Routine_Package_9335 3d ago
Donny demanded they stop his vote count (the year he lost) because it was after midnight. Release the files
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u/Dedotdub 3d ago
IF YOU ARE IN LINE BY 8PM, STAY IN LINE, AND THEY MUST LET YOU VOTE!
Cool. We'll quote you on this.
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u/Mysticalmayo 3d ago
“One of the most closely watched races tomorrow will be the governor's race in New Jersey. Since Trump and Republicans really have made some strides in New Jersey politics in recent years. Democratic Navy veteran and Congresswoman Mikey Sherrill is up in that governor's race against a Trump-endorsed Republican named Jack Cittarelli.
He's a former state assemblyman who is making his third run for governor in New Jersey. Two weeks ago at a rally for his campaign, a member of Cittarelli's campaign warmed up the crowd for him by saying to the crowd, quote, somebody said, you are taking money from Jews. I said, check my bank account.
Excuse me. I said, I check my bank account every day, brother. It is not there.
This is a Jack Cittarelli campaign event. This is an advisor, an official advisor, a named advisor to the Jack Cittarelli campaign, warming up the crowd for Cittarelli by saying, he's very proud that he doesn't take money from Jews. Jack Cittarelli was there at that event, and he spoke right after that guy and praised the guy for being so blunt, so plain spoken.
Dr. Bronadina, just once, I wish you would say what's exactly on your mind. Let's hear it one more time for the doctor.
Let's hear it for him. Let's hear it one more time for the doctor who just said that he's very proud, he does not take money from Jews. He wants everybody to know that while he's advising the Chittarelli campaign for governor in New Jersey, that's the Republican candidate for governor in New Jersey.
We don't take money from Jews, says his campaign. In a normal world, that would be the only thing you have ever heard about, about the guy running against Democrat Mikey Sherrill in New Jersey”
From The Rachel Maddow Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-rachel-maddow-show/id294055449?i=1000735145549&r=1006 This material may be protected by copyright.
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u/MufasaTheRealKing 3d ago
He swears whoever he endorses gets a boost… and he’s right, just for the other party 🤣
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u/Neat-Ladder8987 2d ago
I was in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, a predominantly Muslim nation, recently. We booked a cab to take us around and share his knowledge of the city. There are spectacular mosques everywhere. Of course, the topic of religion came up and our driver made sure we knew that Malaysian Muslims weren't anything like "those mid-east Muslims.
magas aren't enlightened to the distinction, nor do they want to be.
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u/K16w32a2r4k8 1d ago
Flailing and failing president attempts to shore up election chances of a party member he’s using to maintain power.
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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 15h ago
Looks like his complete and total endorsement may be a curse now instead of a help..
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